Kevin Carr's Gloves

http://www.thefalsenine.co.uk/2015/02/24/patrick-kluivert-at-newcastle-a-lesson-in-nostalgia/

I can barely understand a word he says.

Getting new business cards at work due to a business logo change. About time too cos I was given 500 this time last year and I only have 497 left.

And Phil Collins keeps saying he never said that iirc. Edit: But it seems Daniels was indeed a right wing nut.

Ahem.

I don't think it is a rule just an agreement most clubs who share a league write into the loan agreement.

All the ex soldiers at work pissed themselves laughing at it.

Does he deserve it?

Part of me wants to see him burn a load of Ashley's money on nobodies.

He will have overseen 1 day of training max for a bunch of players he has never met. If he has any effect at all I will suck him off and swallow.

Tbf if he saves us this season and kicks us on next he's a good chance of attaining Robson/Keeganesque levels of adoration.

Back blast

Ask someone "which ones the quarterback"

I quite expect, if the players were thinking they were getting rid of tufty and getting rafa, for that to turn out to be not happening and tufty staying, for us to lose all of our remaining 10 games.

Yes.

Lee Ryder blatantly on the hoy in the bigg market just tweeting whatever shite people whisper in his ear.

Did they scream it at you as they realised the drink you gave them paralysed them from the waist down and that they were being driven to a gruesme end in an abandoned warehouse in Boldon?

Broke down, clogged up with a smelly white cheesy fluid apparently.

To be honest I have never like Rafa, I think he is over rated at the top level in football. That said I hope I am wrong and he has us avoiding relegation then knocking on the door of the top half of the table next year.

I can think of two people who do but neither of them are McLaren.

Yeah Astrosnot fuck off till you can think of a better name.

There we go confirmation it's definitely not Rafa.

Charnley fucks Steve off Steve resigns. Charnley thinks he has done a good job till the constructive dismissal comes through. Fat cunt sacks useless cunt.

I thought The Arsenal was ancient being as the club was formed of people who worked at The Arsenal in Woolwich.

I guess that's a possibility it could be our players think highly of themselves and see the brolly wally as beneath them. I suppose Benitez would be considered a step up from thaa and could get them playing to their full potential.