Kevin Carr's Gloves

Yes.

Lee Ryder blatantly on the hoy in the bigg market just tweeting whatever shite people whisper in his ear.

Did they scream it at you as they realised the drink you gave them paralysed them from the waist down and that they were being driven to a gruesme end in an abandoned warehouse in Boldon?

Broke down, clogged up with a smelly white cheesy fluid apparently.

To be honest I have never like Rafa, I think he is over rated at the top level in football. That said I hope I am wrong and he has us avoiding relegation then knocking on the door of the top half of the table next year.

I can think of two people who do but neither of them are McLaren.

Yeah Astrosnot fuck off till you can think of a better name.

There we go confirmation it's definitely not Rafa.

Charnley fucks Steve off Steve resigns. Charnley thinks he has done a good job till the constructive dismissal comes through. Fat cunt sacks useless cunt.

I thought The Arsenal was ancient being as the club was formed of people who worked at The Arsenal in Woolwich.

I guess that's a possibility it could be our players think highly of themselves and see the brolly wally as beneath them. I suppose Benitez would be considered a step up from thaa and could get them playing to their full potential.

I don't understand the desire for Benitez to be honest, he has never battled relegation successfully and had very little success in the second tier of any league. He has done well with teams expected to do well (comparatively) but has also been sacked for under performing at those clubs as well. I don't see what he will do for us.

When has Benitez been in a relegation battle?

The amount of knuckle draggers on there is actually quite depressing.

People still got to watch Sunderland play I suppose.

But we'll have to wait until the new season starts before he'll come.

Here's a pair of great ones.

That's like someone singing ditties in their head during the trial, looking at the pretty patterns in the sky as they give him the cigarette and offer him the blindfold then starting to worry as he hears them shout FIRE!

Have a good one all you femme's out there.

Oh come now, surely we have already reached the pinnacle of idiocy years ago.

fyp

That is because he is paralysed with fear. He must start every day wondering when someone is going to realise he has been promoted so far above his ability he will need a parachute to come back down. That will be horrendously stressful and stress panic causes decision paralysis. Apparently according to a managerial course I went on once.

He's gone http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-leage/steve-mclaren-sacked-as-manager-a6916681.html

He did resign from Forest and Twente when he realised how shit he was.

Craig Brown? He hasn't been in a job for years. I would put the house on relegation if that happened.