Kevin Carr's Gloves

Lewis felt nowt.

Got to say if Arsenal could only manage a draw against a team who couldn’t be arsed I hope our lot have a real go.

I ran out of prozac last week and there’s a shortage apparently.

I think anyone claiming there is/isn’t intent are thick cunts who should be gelded, blinded and tongue ripped out. It is impossible to prove intent unless someone confesses to it. Nobody knows what someone is thinking when they do something.

I mean he’s not as good as Longstaff.

Yes

I think joining the army at 16 was a bit random and definitely not something I advocate for others.

Will Partey be around next year?

Xg is a pointless statistic for individual games, it’s meant for long term analysis of a team but is supposed to be used alongside other stats. There are various Xg models and they can all result in different outcomes but only by small margins. It also has inherent limitations like different skill levels, luck (good and bad) and the dynamic nature of the game. In short both sides of the argument should really stop going on about it being fucking useless/the best thing in the world.

Not only does he look like a cunt, he looks like a wrong cunt as no one with half a brain still thinks Edison invented the lightbulb.

There’s a Thomas partey joke in there somewhere.

Fans with any kind of musical instrument and fans with microphones or megaphones are cunts of the highest order and should be garrotted.

I am totally failing to come up with a suitable Punjab

This trade deal with India seems to be a bit shit.

Do you think little Joe will get picked again?

I know we all want to qualify for the CL but I’m 56 and this the best season I have ever witnessed. No matter what happens from here on in this season will go down in history for me.

Can anyone picking out individual players as being poor please name who played well?

Everyone was

Everyone has

When things go against us we just surrender

There’s too many players just off it. It’s like a disease one is off the whole team are.

The whole team has been shit, nobody is playing well.

Harvey Barnes is below par today

We need to fuck off with long free kicks