Kevin Carr's Gloves

We are also the only team to give Sunderland three points whilst taking the same off Chelsea and Man U.

Southampton were 2 points behind us on a downward slide with a chunk of first teamers missing.

Well yes. We shouldn't have got beat off Swansea or drawn with Southampton.

My 2 year old boy (3 on January 1st) is getting a drumkit (real one) for xmas. What seemed like a good idea at the time is filling me with more and more dread as each minute passes and the day approaches.

I really don't understand the logic of the Tim Sherwood move. He has never managed before and everyone knows the pressure of doing it in the premier league. I think they are going to drop like a stone.

DTT is a proper hard man.

Really? Cos everyone else on here loves it when that happens.

I hate it when so many people expect us to win.

Potatoes?

Ladies and gentlemen please take your seats as I bid you welcome to the fabulous desmondtutu christmas spacktardular!!!!

Er yep.

You should give System Testing a shot if you can't find anything else.

Bit tenuous I know but I was going with the Eastenders motif.

He'll be asking for Dyer to come back next.

Are you going to buy a few?

I prefer to do both it makes me a multi tasker.

So you have four kids?

Except Moron £23,000 is not the poverty line. For a couple with one child under 14 and one over it is £17,992. http://www.cpag.org.uk/content/uk-poverty-line

No It's like you turning up in the Politics thread.

Better explain that for DTT's very limited intelligence. DTT it means you're a cunt.

FFS I can't believe people are arguing about this! It's like what would you buy with your lottery winnings! Fucking either would do me but neither is what we are going to get.

Or Celtic.

Meltdown!!

Oh christ they do don't they! Sorry Cath I will check them now. That one was just on a plate though.

Buy your wife completely crap presents which neither fit her, suit her or anything she likes. She will then just go out and buy her own presents and give you them to wrap / put in a present bag.