Kevin Carr's Gloves

Obertan to gift them a goal

Dreading the TM Pardew half time talk

Did anyone do it

Getting involved with CT in an argument about football is akin to getting into an argument with Wolfy about space exploration. Tedious, without merit and utterly pointless.

Anybody watching Duck Dynasty?

The one that got away is better.

I am now at my target weight but I have turned into a weekend binge eater. I weigh in at 13:7 friday morning and 13:10/11 on a monday.

Designed?

I watched that and thought the only thing which could have made it sadder is after announcing the decision to send him to a secure unit they said "But on the upside Jimmy Savile and his friends regularly visit the kids to spend 1-2-1 time with them".

Yeah but your knowledge of football is about on par with Wolfy's knowledge of particle physics.

We'll be looking to sign some of them on the cheap when people go down. That's why we let Sunderland beat us cos they don't have anyone we want to sign. Only they are so shite even an against the odds derby win didn't manage to lift the useless bastards.

Cakes and coffee on the Unter Den Linden is a must. Shopping and lunch in the Ku Damm. She could take a trip to Wannsee. Berlin Zoo. http://www.theguardian.com/travel/2011/aug/17/top-10-museums-berlin-city-guides

Avoid the rats in the Tiergarten. How long is she going for?

Like our first choice centre backs?

Well thats 2 games in the last 2 years his tactics have been spot on.

That could be said of any game.

No because then he will think he can put up with the hassle for the cash coming in. Only when it stops being a cash cow will he get rid and lack of support is one step toward that.

I would accept all the above for the last line.

Why is your dad back in prison?

According to this last season he was caught offside 1.19 times per game. That was 5th highest in the premier league. Considering we already know he was incorrectly flagged offside for 8 goals I think some people are exagerating for effect. http://www.givemespo...r-league/page/2

You don't remember Coloccini's first year then.

He also scored 8 goals last season incorrectly ruled offside. That could screw with your head.

Shola is shit, Shola is shit, Shola is shit, Shila is shot, Shail it hoss, Slats ho hiss

Ben Arfa can change a game with a moment of brilliance. Shola is shit.

There is causing bother then there is quality footbsll and scoring goals. While he sometimes does the former he hardly ever does the latter.