Kevin Carr's Gloves

Panic and excitement are distinctly different.

The wife and I were watching the John Bishop Sunshine tour which we TIVO'd from BBC a while back. In it he talks about Sunderland he describes it as one of the most important cities in Britain. He says this is because everyone should visit Sunderland because it would stop them moaning about how shit their own home town is in comparison. He goes on to say that if you ever wondered what a town would be like if it's entire population was like the people from Big Fat Gypsy Wedding it's Sunderland. Yes that is how a SCOUSER describes Sunderland.

Are the makems the luckiest team in the league this season? They must have played for more minutes against 10 men than any other team. They have just generally been too shit to profit from it.

Proof positive that incestuous relations produces offspring with learning difficulties and mental abnormalities.

Surely the 5 day rule and general rules on playing for your country are a breech of EU rules on freedom of movement.

Shola will start and will plod about aimlessly and without hast for 85 minutesWhen Pardew will take him off for Obertan.

I reckon she takes it up the Gary.

Pardew is picking players who seem to be constantly shit at the moment. He is then trying to shoe horn them into a system they are not suited to play. He has totally bought into the Shola myth, Shola is and has always been a plodder not someone to rely on if you need to increase the tempo. Cisse! Players need a rocket / competition. We need new players who are PL ready.

If you bothered reading you would know that the poppy is not just about the British Army. Millions of people not sleeping because of those acts? What utter drivel.

People sleep peacefully in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to commit violence on their behalf.

Arena shows are the worst way to see comedy. However don't go to the hyena cafe as it is just full of hen and stag nights.

The poppy was to remember the first world war which was supposed to be the war to end all wars. The poppies signified the millions who died and the idea of remembrance was hey let's remember all those who died next time we think of having a war and not do it? The sad thing about chip on the shoulder republican cunts is that they are refusing to remember the many Irish dead who also lie in Flanders fields row on row. Poppies are not about glorifying war or glorifying the actions of soldiers. They are about there being enough dead sons, daughters, wives, husband, fathers and mothers lets not have anymore.

If it was a centurion tank they knicked it from a museum.

Aye fair enough.

That was shit sub choices by pardew mind.

Wife went today and Comet sale price seems to be the same as 20% more than amazon.

Erm actually!! http://m.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/mar/01/solar-panel-feed-in-tariff?cat=commentisfree&type=article

1: Are you a nutter? 2: Do you think everything is a conspiracy? 3: Is the entire world apart from you and about 200 others in on all of the aforementioned conspiracies? 4: Do you believe all science is a myth and part of the great conspiracy? 5: Do you refuse to accept the arguments and supposed "evidence" of "educated experts". If all or any of these apply to you, you can consider yourself a free thinker and one of the true intellects of the age. But also get help.

Living in the Glasgow area I cant stand the bigotry of the old firm and their fans. So I won't be congratulating Celtic.

Any comedian who signposts new material or delivers it half arsed is an idiot it gives an audience a get out. The possible exception on the signpost are the telly stars with writing teams like Jimmy Carr. Warm up gigs will happen before a tour or before Edinburgh.

Badgers are a myth. You haven't seen a real one. TV doesn't count look at Walking With Dinosaurs. Anyone can fake a dead badger.

Not been impressed with Barcelona against Celtic.

I had a Steelers top when I was in 3rd year juniors. That would have been in 1977/78

Glad the nutter didn't get in like.