Kevin Carr's Gloves

As I was typing it I was wondering that...does it predate the Monty Python "Sick Parrot" sketch? Or did they use the phrase as inspiration? I think its from when they took Birds down the mines in cages to test for gas. I know they werent parrots but i reckon thats where it cmes from Serious man They were probably similar to parrots, wings, beaks etc etc http://www.trevorhampel.com/idiom-15-as-sick-as-a-parrot/ http://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_board/4...sages/1156.html http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index...08060124AAGP1Si Psittacosis it seems.

Aye sounds sensible. Still not as good as a champions league cup final director obviously and shamefacedly has a plan for the club which is ridiculous but that doesnt sound to stupid.

That the people who want us to give a manager who is not doing well and making odd decisions time. Are confident someone they have no experience of in management would be a complete disaster. Seems some people just like to hear their own opinions sometimes.

Yep. Like I said I quite liked it. How long have you lived there? Unfortunately my entire life until I moved up here last summer, my family are all still down there, generations of born again Stokies lol You don't relise quite how bad the place is until you leave. At one time it at least had an industry but now all that remains are flat packed Asda's and Next's. I spoke to my family the other day and the highlight of the news from Stoke was the fact that they were having a new JJB Sports Gym built! The only place to go for a coffee in Tunstall is Asda and I can't even think where the nearest Starbucks is, possibly Crewe Railway Station. Christ then you move up here and meet Pud. We should do a telathon for you

I Haven't hung around bus stations since I was 13 so wouldn't know. Just realised I stayed in Trentham next to the gardens not Hanley. But went drinking in Hanley and had my curry in Newcastle. Bloody old age

Yep. Like I said I quite liked it. How long have you lived there?

I Concur.

You've never been then. It is actually about 5 towns with Stoke probably being the smallest. I quite enjoyed it when I stayed in Hanley. Also had the nicest curry ever there. Played for Britannia Building socities cricket team. Sorry, Ive got to disagree with you there, Stoke on Trent as a whole is a shit hole, no matter which way you dress up any of the sixtowns, Hanley,Stoke, Longton, Fenton, Burslem and my home town (unfortunatly), Tunstall, which for the record is the smallest. Stoke 'town' itself is full of immigrants, chavers and smelly old bastards who spend all day queuing for their 'social' (benefits that is) I simply can not imagine what you found appealing about a stay in Hanley, although it's the 'better' out of the rest of the towns. I'm imagining the curry you had was from the one and only decent curry place there, but you'd have had to subject yourself to the area of 'Shitty Shelton' in between Hanley and Stoke whereby the average white man feels like the minority and its hardly surprising they can cook up a bit of decent curry since its their national dish. Don't think anyone will recall the old Victoria ground that used to run alongside the A500, its unbelievable to think that Stoke played there right up till they built the new Victoria ground (not that long ago really) it resembled someones backyard. The best thing about Stoke on Trent is the lovely warm feeling you get when you join the M6 North to come to Newcastle! (the real one, not under lyme) (And the bastards play in the same colours as the Makems) In 1997 when I was there, there weren't a lot of immigrants.

Andrea Bocelli

You've never been then. It is actually about 5 towns with Stoke probably being the smallest. I quite enjoyed it when I stayed in Hanley. Also had the nicest curry ever there. Played for Britannia Building socities cricket team.

We finished 11th in '99-2000 and '00-'01. When would you have advocated sacking Robson? But that season was a great improvement in what had happened before. We started this season with a slight improvement but that did not last long.

How long ? Apart from a brief hiatus under SBR 10 years.

Can I ask why you believe he earns time? What do you think he can do with the team. I must say I am impressed with what he has done in the background but what kind of team will we be? Is he trying to make us into Bolton who over achieved to get to the uefa cup. Do we not want to be challenging higher than that. Or do you thinks we shouldn't be challenging that high?

To play devil's advocate where did Keegan learn to be a manager before taking over here?

It has been said but I completely understand the booing. We have been watching absolute shite for so long now we are sick of watching pricks turn up do bollocks all and drive around in mazeratti's (sp).

I know I am going to upset people her but. World is hugely overpopulated I think we should start pulling back on a lot of aid for 3rd world countries.

Anybody getting a sense of deja vu?

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I reckon it will be ---------------------Given---------------- Carr---------Beye-------Taylor-------Nzogbia ---------------------Geremi----------------- ----------Butt------Barton-------Emre------ ---------Viduka-------------Martins--------- I think that would be shit but think he will try something like that.

Bob Paisley ? Joe Fagin ? Somehow seems to have been strangely forgotten when the media wank themselves into a frenzy over great managers.

There are a couple of tossers on it but otherwise it's good.

We are going to get bum fucked.

I said from the first second that Souness would not work.

Joe Cole is the biggest (smalest also) wanker in the team. Every time anyone went near him he went down as if shot. He made C Ronaldo look like a paragon of footballing honesty. Cunt.

Sounds to me like you've had a lucky escape mate. Surely there must have been signs? Get on the drink for a while with your mates and see if you can get hold of any loose..anything to get her out the system. P.S Kick her in the fanny from me when you see her When I did that to your mam you dropped out! How old are you? Wouldn't get sick of stamping on your head tbh, irrelevant of your age, does that make me a bad person? Be my guest, you'd have to get me on the floor before you could stamp on my head tough lad You are a cock of the highest order.