Kevin Carr's Gloves

Never seen it but I object to eternal sunshine of the spotless mind being at number 9 purely because it has Jim Carrey in it and he shouldn't be in the top 10.

The poster not the player. Were you abandoned as a child? You seem to have a pathological need for attention. Did your parents divorce at an early age? Is that why you come here because you get swallowed up on the Liverpool boards but on here you feel unique?

Can someone buy Meenzer a game for xmas so we dont have to put up with this

I prefer to think of it as England day. As a follower of Martin Luther I don't believe in the whole saint thing. Happy England day and happy birthday bard of Avon.

First Modric then Baines I like it. I always come last schaaaaawingggggg

That'd get me talking actually, however cheesy it may be. Though my reply would be along the lines of "'Let me buy you an very expensive cocktail' usually does the trick". You need to go to Bennets in Glasgow apparently the chat up line there is "Fancy some cock then".

He obviously has Amnesiac bulimia where he does the binge eating then forgets to throw up (Stefan Peddie 1993)

Just noticed your sig which mong said that??

You want yet another reminder as to why the fuck you don't belong here? Yeee haaa! You obviously dont mean Darwin because that would rule you out too. You're American right, Kansas or Texas? Stupid Fuck. And you can't read now go to bed before you do something stupid.

I want to finish above Tottenham.

You want yet another reminder as to why the fuck you don't belong here? Yeee haaa! You obviously dont mean Darwin because that would rule you out too.

Comedy value??

Take a number. There's a pussy cunt round here from Saltwell that apparently thinks his balls have dropped, but right after I fuck him up, I'm available for bookings. I could probably manage a block booking of 5 Toontastic twats in one day. That is absolutely hilarious. Not on purpose I am sure but funny none the less.

You'd be a bit of a rubbish faggot if you didn't. There's a lot of Lansachire lads who would disagree, Herr Faggot. Showing a bit of respect for your elders, very good. I like a boy who knows his place. We know that for fuck's sake. I think it's about time you stopped typing.

Go on son!!!!

I don't understand why people get upset when you want somenthing bad to happen to your rivals??

More a case of "anti"-racism groups using the usual political and judicial bludgeons to support their own causes than anything else. Fact is if you used that method of slaughter with non-religious justification you'd be in trouble. Speak out against it though and you'll be "stoned". It's like the cyclist>pedestrian>disabled pyramid of "moral" power. ????

Off to see this tonight needing to fill time in before the Calzaghe vs B-hop fight. I laughed my arse off........................................ At Ray Winstone's abortion of an accent. It's silly Saturday matinee stuff.

Calling Madrid versus Barcelona a derby is really stretching the term.

Seeing as he was up against Kurt Broadfoot last night I thought he was crap. So overated by the Celtic fans it is unbelievable. See our target got himself sent off. At least he didnt dive to the ground as if shot afterwards.

To be fair I remember in my younger less sensible years standing in the Fulwell end with other like minded idiots:blush:

Twitter ye not!!!!

Wouldn't it concern you that Rico, Leazes and Stevie could also have guns too?

Been thinking about this for a long time a top 100 turkeys you watched and thought were fairly enjoyable. Now I fully understand this could lead to complete ridicule but here goes. Hudson Hawk. A stupider movie you can't possibly hope to find and some of the acting is beyond belief but it all adds to a film I quite enjoyed. National Treasure. The premise that the Masons are hiding stuff from the British royal family is quite a leap of faith and again Nicholas Cage is either mind bendingly good (Leaving Las Vegas, Birdy) or complete and utter shite (Captain Corelli's Mandolin, I ama ana Itlaiana) but in this he plays the character quite straight with the fast pace of the "plot" thats all you need. Now up to you lot 2 each at least I may come back with more.

When he done that album with that heavy metal band with the song "Cop Killa." Body Count. There goes the neighbourhood. I saw them at Newcastle University they were suprisingly good.