Kevin Carr's Gloves

I wrote the last bit.

Four hours in front of the mirror getting ready you vain sod? Living in the sticks its a pain in the arse having to travel away back home to then travel all the way back up to Glasgow so rather than go straight out I would rather go home and have another shower before I head out. I don't want to sit in a nice restaurant with my other half smelling like some of the night before "showerers" on here... Where do you live SM Helensburgh Posh git. I wish, trying to get on the property ladder but with it being reported that its the second most expensive place to live in Scotland I dunno how the fook I am going to find somewhere here. Move to Dunbarton.

VC Hero 'Killed By Friendly Fire' Friday February 16, 05:44 AM A British soldier posthumously awarded the Victoria Cross for his bravery in Afghanistan may have been shot dead by his own comrades. Father-of-two Corporal Bryan Budd, 29, of the 3rd Battalion the Parachute Regiment, was killed as he stormed a Taliban position single-handedly in Helmand, Afghanistan. His widow Lorena, 23, a clerk with the Royal Artillery, is due to collect his posthumous VC from the Queen at Buckingham Palace next month. She has been told that his death may have been (Advertisement) caused by "friendly fire", The Sun newspaper claims. A senior officer from 3 Para said if Cpl Budd's death had been due to a "blue on blue" it would in no way detract from the heroism of his actions. Lieutenant Colonel Stuart Tootle, Commanding Officer of 3 Para, said: "Given the dynamics of close-quarter combat that we experienced in Afghanistan, there is always the possibility of casualties caused by friendly fire. "However, this does not in any way detract from the utmost valour of Cpl Budd's actions which led to the winning of his VC." A detailed investigation of the circumstances surrounding Cpl Budd's death has revealed the possibility of friendly fire, the paper said. An examination of his body revealed that the ammunition used to shoot him was of the same calibre employed by British forces. According to the paper, the only other possibility is that Taliban fighters got hold of British weapons on the black market or stole them. The Ministry of Defence said: "Cpl Budd's death is currently the subject of a routine service police investigation and it would be inappropriate to comment further." Cpl Budd, who lived in Ripon, North Yorkshire, but was originally from Scunthorpe, North Lincs, left two daughters, two-year-old Isabelle and Imogen, who was born in September shortly after her father's death. That would mean he was shot by a 5.56 mm round. Also known as the NATO standard round used by most small arms in NATO including the AR-15 also known as the M-16 the american weapon which was given to some Afghani militia during the Soviet occupation.

Four hours in front of the mirror getting ready you vain sod? Living in the sticks its a pain in the arse having to travel away back home to then travel all the way back up to Glasgow so rather than go straight out I would rather go home and have another shower before I head out. I don't want to sit in a nice restaurant with my other half smelling like some of the night before "showerers" on here... Where do you live SM Helensburgh Posh git.

I know they were a relatively poor team but Bramble was immense. Wish he could play like that all the time.

Four hours in front of the mirror getting ready you vain sod? Living in the sticks its a pain in the arse having to travel away back home to then travel all the way back up to Glasgow so rather than go straight out I would rather go home and have another shower before I head out. I don't want to sit in a nice restaurant with my other half smelling like some of the night before "showerers" on here... Where do you live SM

Online or real? You'd think an accountant would know better tbh. Thin end of the slippery slide and all that. I'm off for a romantic weekend in sunny Bamburgh. Thought you said Bunbury was going to call you Ernest.

Will it have a gametrak thing and will it do guitar hero and singstar?

My oh my....

Dear god!!! Yes, I am the person that actually liked the first one. Well to be fair you could always knock one out to the site of NUFC scoring on the big screen! Nah, but Anna Friel on the other hand... Is Beckham in it much? He's the star of the show in the football scenes but just has a cameo role elsewhere. Think I will give it a miss then I can't stand the twat.

Rolf Harris is a Legend.

Will you be the white man there looking for fun?

And the cricket team. Actually I do like the cricket team as although they lived on the Ashes hype too much but at least I like some of them as people, whereas the majority of footballers nowadays are just cunts. Quoted for truthfulnessary

You aren't Scottish? Yes, blood-line. So the answer is not really then. You are scottish if you're born in Scotland end of discussion.

1 Feeling hungover after taking the wife to dinner last night 2 sitting staring at my screen cos I can't be bothered to do any work 3 doing a presentation at Uni on economics today and not looking forward to it 4 left everything for said presentation at home so have to miss first lecture to go and get it 5 waiting for the wife to get a smiley face on her ovulation test so I can get my nuts

Dear god!!! Yes, I am the person that actually liked the first one. Well to be fair you could always knock one out to the site of NUFC scoring on the big screen! Nah, but Anna Friel on the other hand... Is Beckham in it much?

I get them too citalopram didn't help ask your Dr about CBT or EMDR. A good coping strategy is good. Recite the 19 times table in your head or count backwards from 1,000 in threes. All to get your mind off what is hapening. I have found that my gameboy helps me take my mind off it. But sometimes it's awkward for him in the cinema Before anyone else get's in there.

tbh Saddam breakdancing

I have a general feeling iof dislike towards film bores. It annoys me that art house films get high praise for being turgid boring crap because they have a deeper hidden meaning and there use of light with the grainy exposure of the film signifies man's existence. I like films to entertain me or being academically fulfilling.

Unlike american shows of the same ilk it will do so at the end of this series. It was supposed to at the end of the last, what's stopping them dragging it out for another couple of series. I don't know where you got that info from. It was always going to be a 2 series thing according to my understanding. Remember a whole series is filmed and in the can before being shown.

Unlike american shows of the same ilk it will do so at the end of this series.

Surely this question can't be directed at me LeazesMag!! Surely you can't be asking a 74 year old Geordie gadgee what his knowledge and experience of Newcastle is!! A lad who was weaned on Stubbins & Milburn, Brennan & Mitchell, was in his late teens and early twenties when we won the Cup 3 times, stood in the Gallowgate end in the rain & snow on more than one occasion. Followed the Lads in any which way I could since a schoolboy(before you were born) and never faltered in my support no matter where I was, who was playing, who was in charge, and what division they were in. I think I should take me soap-box away so you can't clamber up on it to spout your egotistical pedantic rhetoric which for the most part is hypothetical nonsense. Strange, it would appear you can't add up, if you think I was born after Mitchell and Milburn played for the club It's not a question of addition, it's a question of someone who apparently can't digest and understand what has been written by someone other than himself. I never indicated in any way my thoughts on when you were born other than to say that I was a schoolboy fan before you were born. Pray tell me when you were born, I was a schoolboy from 1936 to 1948 and that's not hard to add up. I don't know how long you have lived in Canada, I have NEVER lived in Canada, how long have you lived in the real world? but it is fair to say winning the cup 3 times in 5 years must have been brilliant. Assuming you have lived in Canada for a substantial part of the 50 years that have passed since that time, you will be slightly oblivious to how far the club had dived, until 1992. That is my point. You are obviously not aware that there are things like short-wave radios, telephones, newspapers, television-sets, e-mail, and old-time letter writing to keep in touch. SO, what is your inane point? Pay more attention to what others think and don't be so wrapped up in what you think. Ok then California. As for the rest, its very difficult for someone on the other side of the world to have a true perspective of the club. One or two people do, but in my opinion, you are not one of them. My point remains. If you cannot see how far forward this club has came since 1992, it proves my point completely. You should pay more attention to what people tell you who have been closer to the club than you have over these decades. And I have absolutely no reason to tell it anything other than how I have experienced it. I have supported the club since 1964. I am 52. A young looking and fairly fit 52 I may add, which must have been through following NUFC all those years ..... as we've always had a good board like this one, played in europe, never been relegated, never sold our best players etc as some people on here appear to think Nobody thinks that wanksplash.

Hi Girls. Some girls from Uni are coming to Newcastle on a night out and want to know about decent clubs me being old I haven't been clubbing in years and apparently the Mayfair is shut or something now. They like mainstream dance music where do you recommend.

Surely this question can't be directed at me LeazesMag!! Surely you can't be asking a 74 year old Geordie gadgee what his knowledge and experience of Newcastle is!! A lad who was weaned on Stubbins & Milburn, Brennan & Mitchell, was in his late teens and early twenties when we won the Cup 3 times, stood in the Gallowgate end in the rain & snow on more than one occasion. Followed the Lads in any which way I could since a schoolboy(before you were born) and never faltered in my support no matter where I was, who was playing, who was in charge, and what division they were in. I think I should take me soap-box away so you can't clamber up on it to spout your egotistical pedantic rhetoric which for the most part is hypothetical nonsense. It is. He can. Cos he is a cock.