Kevin Carr's Gloves

And our illustrious manager was gonna pay a fair few mill for that cock knocker Crouch. Inspiring.

That may look a little suss what with him only being 22.

One of those American shows that go on and on and on. I like that life on mars is doing 2 series due to the limiting nature of it's premise. Not something that stops the sceptics.

Roasting turnip has to be a eaupha ewpha euapha a double entond enernd enter oh bollocks.

Well if he is going down hill the way he goes down he will roll all the way to the bottom.

Children of men. Crap really I wanted to like thjis because it is arty and indy but it was shite. And if I find out who played the Geordie I am going to hunt him down and "kill him" (in a Dr evil voice)

I dunno about that. What about Tommy Cooper? My wife doesnt like him

When they killed those fusiliers in the first gulf nothing happened.

There's very little difference I think. They both treat musculo-skeletal problems, but one uses a more direct manipulative approach and the other is more to do with stretching and physio-type of stuff. Can't remember which way round it is like. I believe osteopaths are the physio type people.

Comedy is so subjective it is unbelieveable. I doubt anyone on here could name a comedian who everyone like. With the poss exception of the big yin and even he can miss on a bad day. I like Ross but he's a mate so no surprise there.

Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone has them but not everybody feels the need to parade them out everytime they are discussed.

At our place you just get the day off I think.

Fuck it's like being back in the troubles again.

A mate of mine has said he can get fake jury duty letters I think he is talking bollocks. Anybody ever heard of this.?

It was funny though. I am not a huge fan of England football. Mainly due to the players in the team. Just too full of knobs and wankers for me to support.

I need something to cheer other than beating wor lass in the sack race.....again

For me it's the £50 initial consult fee at which they say they need an xray which will cost £100 then another consult for £50 then tell you you need 3 adjustments a week at £35 an adjustment for at least 3 years.

That's as may be, my point re: Al Qaeda / the insurgents still stands though. Aye Alex is right on this one.

But the problem with a keeper is those errors turn into goals. its like a defender to the power of 3.

Does anyone know one who isn't a piss taking fraud?

As the man said "Popularity is no measure of artistic integrity" or something. Mr Blobby got to number one.

Anywhere to download them?

Me too. I tried to get those tickets for Glasgow and couldnt.

And you criticise my grammar. No I didn't

The point is whether or not the comments were racist. Well IMHO calling someone a Negro out of anger is racist. It is a comment meant to hurt. It's not nigger, though, which has definite negative connotation. It'd be the difference between Pakistani and Paki, I guess. So where is Negro then. I know calling someone a Pakistani is saying where they come from. How does that equate to Negro? Negro essentially means the same as black. It's in no way derogatory. Paki means someone from pakistan so I am assuming you dont think that is racist either? Negro is neither Turkish nor English for black so why use it. It was a stattement based on someones race intended to cause emotional distress. Can you prove that? Besides, calling a Scottish person a Scot isn't racist so how is calling some from Pakistan a Paki? Just an excuse for people to whinge or get sympathy imo. What about calling a Welsh person Taff? Or and Irishman Paddy? I don't these folks getting a stress on about it. The problem is all the lefty do-gooders that jump on the bandwagon to say "Oh you can't say that about this person it'll offend them" when the actual people involved don't give a sh*t. The leftys just wind people up and cause the conflict. NAIL / HEAD TBH Here you say that these words wont cause offence to the people they are directed at. No i dont