curry stained pilchard

Wrong thread I think, Gem. ...ahh right, gotcha!

PJ Harvey - Stories From the City, Stories From the Sea...

Moving on... I recently purchased a Motorola Startac mobile phone off eBay and it should be arriving today!

There's nowt left after the last time...

The grannies were probably born here, tbh...

loves this thread...

You'd think he'd have better things to do than fake pregnancy...

Great set of films. Watched one after the other. Great characters too... Before Sunrise / Before Sunset boxset. £5.50

I would if I had to...

Vinegar tits...

You may have just converted me! There's a chippy on Heaton Road owned by some Chinese folk. The first time I went in there, the wife behind the counter said "saw finger?" I asked her to repeat what she'd said, and she said again "saw finger?" after the third time of asking I realised what she meant...

Aye, vinegar first, then the salt. It's only so the salt sticks to the vinegar/chips instead of a salt pool at the bottom of the packet...

I don't buy any paper. Yesterday's news tbh...

Her management implement the camel toe? How do they encourage such swelling of the vaginal lips?

You haven't met my gran.

Camel toe, channel 4 now...

However "world class" some tackles are, he has a "heart-in-mouth" moment every match. Liability overall. Please don't renew his contract...

Aye, 50 pence heed has done well. Keep it up, Ketsy...

Aye, had a good old chuckle at that!

"a mere flesh wound"

Not much then?

It took me 10 mins to grow my current beard...

tweed man The original Burberry...

Edit: that smilie was if you were joking or not...

Haha, me and me mate were pissing ourselves laughing at Taylor with his celebration! I actually thought the goal was chalked off because no other Newcastle players celebrated with him... until he finished his second lap!