Sicklee Sausage Roll

Hansen and Lineker clearly dying to laugh

Saddam's execution had more dignity.

Caroll coming on

At least Sibi is getting off his backside to play, unlike some other players.

Don't worry, we'll sign some players when the transfer window re-opens... ... ...... ...........

Hit and hope.

Remember that guy who used to sneak onto the pitch with a kit on and pretend he was one of the players? You'd think he'd have been removed by now. Notice the runs Solano was making in the first half? Milner didn't.

Out of it totally the kid,overweight and can't pass piss & wobbles like a weeble Going by the commentaor's mention of names during the plays you'd have thought Pattison wasn't even there, I think his name was mentioned once in the second half. He just hasn't got it! How many touchdowns did we get, by the way?

Butt's celebration

fucking hell!

Unlucky Matty Berbatov - No justice.

Martins is playing far too deep to be any worry to Spurs.

1-1!

Offiside.

Registered, yay!

The bit in bold made me chuckle And i'm sure certain board members will be fantasing about what they could do with an extra anus Couldn't give two shits, tbh.

This morning I had the ingenious idea of attaching some milk to the cornflakes and hooking the whole lot up to a bowl. Spoon set the whole thing off a treat.

Is it worth getting a 360 if you haven't got a HD tv?

Cory Fulton Lidle: Fly, collide, to urn. Condo relit fully

First it was up, it was up Then it went down, it went down. The apartment was only halfway up, it was neither up nor down.

Alex Higgins still alive.

Mock the week was cringeworthy. Even Dennis and Boyle looked embarrassed to be there. Yashere managed to be more lamentable than the excitable child they had inexplicably allowed on set. At least when Clive Anderson realised he had nowt to say, he just kept his mouth shut. Mitchell and Webb either hit the bullseye or missed the board completely.

hmm

Definitely the number one insult towards women, unlike with blokes you don't need any other. Arabic for daugher.

Love-scabbard