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A 17-18 year-old would probably not be prosecuted for having sex with a 15 year-old.

Impressive stuff.

Sorry, no idea...

Don't mock the gif.

This thread is dying on it's arse, so I'll post a full pic of me... It's not very flattering - It makes me look about 5 stone heavier than what I am.

date 8085[/snapback] Yet another thread taken over by the 'love triangle'. 8 out of 10 cats is on, must dash... Edit: Kate Garraway!

surely the wrong thread!! Borderline boilers for you my dear 8060[/snapback] Looks like that bloke who cheated on "Who wants to be a millionaire"...

Total cop-out.

Goes by the name of sarah. 4788[/snapback] FFS, you're the one bitching about how crap your relationship was and how much you hated her. Let it drop man, makes you look bitter. She appears to be taking it far better than you. 4818[/snapback] Err, she was the one who acused me of rape. 4898[/snapback]

We need to keep the wage bill as low as possible to maximise profits and ensure Freddy gets a large dividend payment. Every time we get close to having any sort of depth to the squad, Freddy sees it as money wasted that he could have.

Makes total sense, if you ask me. What's the point in paying his wages, if we've got no intention of playing him? Freddy's been holding out for a transfer. This loan deal is the last option, after nobody wanted to pay out for him. We've been suckered into paying over the odds for someone with hardly any professional experience, on the basis of performances against under-21 opposition, which included world-beaters such as Jonathan Greening and David Prutton. His slow-pace and physically unimposing style is completely incompatible with the English game which doesn't give him the luxuries of time and space which he requires. Quibbling over transfer fees makes no sense if the alternative is forking out millions in wages to inactive players. Hugo is hardly going to attract clubs being stuck playing at Kingston Park is he?

Jesus is a freak. He calls his Dad's name out when he comes.

How about you Cath, Hitler or Jesus? 4510[/snapback] I'd fuck Jesus, then Hitler. That way Adolf would get a jew's shit and blood up his arse. 4515[/snapback] You not into recieving then? 4523[/snapback] Why like, are you interested?

How about you Cath, Hitler or Jesus? 4510[/snapback] I'd fuck Jesus, then Hitler. That way Adolf would get a jew's shit and blood up his arse.

But he's only 5ft 9!

Fake tattoos me thinks 3145[/snapback] knees are bit rough as well.............. 3656[/snapback] Not a patch on forces sweetheart Dame Vera Lynn, eh? 3659[/snapback] befoe my time laddie We had... Bridget Bardot, Julie Christie, Ursula Undress ....................... 3663[/snapback] Classy bords. Not the dorty slappers we have now...

Fake tattoos me thinks 3145[/snapback] knees are bit rough as well.............. 3656[/snapback] Not a patch on forces sweetheart Dame Vera Lynn, eh?

"Yeah, I know."

No, but I tend to get upset over trivial things, and think everyone's a goddamn phoney.