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Israel and Lebanon are co-hosting World Cup 2014.

Failed the cunt for going too slow. Twas on the Dual Carriagway near the Findus food factory thing. Was going the right speed until the roundabout, then when i turned right i thought it was back to 30. Never been so angry at myself, ever. 185238[/snapback] Is that an instant fail, or did you drive at the wrong speed a few times?

Pointless. He's so tall you'd only be able to see it through Google Earth.

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By the time he wrote "Ecce Homo" he had descended into madness, tbf...

The Raconteurs - Intimate secretary What album is that off?

Stuart: A life backwards.

The Pee-S-3 will piss on it, tbh.

Comedy classic, this.

You don't need an HD-TV to play with a dog's bollocks, though.

How did one brother and sister produce so many sons? Do you think she got that printed because she couldn't spell "I've got chlamydia"?

It was interesting, but I couldn't think of a decent reply. 69206[/snapback] That's OK. Trying to figure out your avatar is entertainment enough. 69207[/snapback] Gemmill's bumcraft fixation is spreading like wildfire tbh. 69257[/snapback] Steve's avatar beats mine in the gayness stakes, tbf.

(Gobbledegook) Now I wish I'd come back with my usual stock answer of "thick fucks!" 69210[/snapback] Where did you get that from, Stephen Hawking's 'A Brief History of Public Transport'? Pickled my brain, that did.

It was interesting, but I couldn't think of a decent reply.

"Feeling faint" apparently. Maggie unwell

I've seen Jo Enright live, she was funny. Other than that, I bow to your greater knowledge. It was a criticism of the mainstream comediennes, the revered ones who are shite compared to the female stand-ups you see on Paramount. 59172[/snapback] Did you see Jo Enright at the Hyena? I saw her not to long ago with Paul Tonkinson. I thought she was OK, but thought he was worse. 61329[/snapback] It was at the Customs House (South Shields) a few years ago. She was supporting Jeff Green. Not much of an effort to be funnier than Tonkinson, with his whiney voice and endless twitching/gurning. He escaped from the same mental ward as Lee Evans.

I've seen Jo Enright live, she was funny. Other than that, I bow to your greater knowledge. It was a criticism of the mainstream comediennes, the revered ones who are shite compared to the female stand-ups you see on Paramount.

...and this coming from a devotee of frankfurters.

Cheers.

Could someone post this smilie please?

Dawn French was on 'Parkinson' and spoke of a new series where she looks at 'comedy heroines'. That'll be a long series, I thought. Victoria Wood (what a fucking surprise) and Roseanne Barr. What a hoot, eh? I hope they don't include Jo Brand and Rhona Cameron, as I may have to have my sides sutured.