Sicklee Sausage Roll

that must have taken forever! 56506[/snapback] You just know that was done at work. No one would waste their own time doing that.

Biblical character on a method of propulsion.

Franz Ferdinand's new album is class.

There was a recent study which revealed that no specific group (Gender, age, car size, etc. etc.) was more likely to be involved in a road accident, and that time spent driving was the main factor in being in a crash. People who drove for a living ie. Sales Reps, Taxi Drivers etc. were higher risks because of their time spent on the road, rather than any particular way of driving.

They should charge more for childless spinsters, 'cos we all know how aggressive those bull-dykes get when they've got the painters in.

Wear a cravat, and make sure your collar is adequately starched, to avoid being mistaken for one of the lower orders.

I see you've changed your avatar from a look-a-like of yourself, to a doppelganger of the missus.

Yes I did.

I bet they ordered 300 of the other 22 letters of the alphabet, but he neglected to tell us.

is that really something that you should be telling us? 14001[/snapback] It's on topic.

there we go ... just thought i'd quote this so that we'd have it on the new page too 11082[/snapback] C'mon, you know that only works for this pic: 13974[/snapback] Meenz....take a look at both of those pics again. Surely hetero is worth one last try! 13988[/snapback] Have you gave the other side a chance?

A lass I was with (for a very short time) had shaved her pubes. She thought it made her sexy, but I thought it looked like a plucked chicken and inferred crab removal. Stubbly n'arl. I wish I hadn't recalled that particular memory. It makes me feel quite sick. I've fingered a 12 year-old as well. (When I was 10)

and when he was finished, his goatee had mysteriously vanished...

Are women all latent dykes? 13889[/snapback] Not at all....why do you say that? cos i dont like body hair? 13897[/snapback] It's a slippery slope man... Women want a bloke to spend loads of money on clothes and beauty products like he's some kind of tart. Expect him to have a £40 haircut and no body hair. They want us to be 'in touch with our feelings', which to them is being emotionally unstable and blubbing over the slightest thing. Look at the men women drool over - David Beckham, Johnny Depp, Jude Law. Fucking androgynous pussies the lot of them. Stop trying to emasculate us! Edit: Right, I'm off to Asda with the wife.

Are women all latent dykes?

Neat and tidy, so I don't cough up a hairball...

I'd rather look at that than that fat fucker 13048[/snapback] Theres a saying Skol, i can lose weight, you on the other hand............. 13486[/snapback] Yep, you can lose weight. But then you'll just look like a slim Christopher Biggins. 13487[/snapback] He should change his nickname to Lukewarm.

Makes sense. He is a drama queen. Amazing what a card saying 'Ballerina' does.

Apparently, if you haven't got one of these, the house wont pass the survey.

Jimbo, when you are at other peoples' house watching tv, do you instinctively go to rewind the tv and then realise they haven't got sky+? It's like I've lost a limb. It's a phenomenon similar to the feeling you get when you use a mouse without the wheel.

One of those poxy little battery-operated fridges, that only accomodate about two cans of pop.

Russel Grant pub mirror

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