luckyluke

Due to our recent good form we're either going to deliver an absolute twatting or a dismal disappointment. Hope it's the former as we haven't dished one out for a while.

Jonathan Pearce, what a useless fat cunt. "once the offside is not given then it has to be a penalty - he put his hand in his back and you can't do that in the penalty box [iT'S A CONTACT SPORT YOU FAT FUCKING BELLEND] and he's just inviting Young to go down". Fair play to the motd studio team for not towing that line.

Misread that. Back at my parents'. Watching last night's motd on the sofa, gonna pick up my grandad then big roast dinner, probably watch some football then out with some friends. Happy Chocolate Zombie Jew Day one and all!

Not a film but I went to see a play about Ian Dury fans in the 80s, with actual spastics shining out in the cast and the band bashing out the musical numbers. It was fucking AWESOME.

It really irritates me that journalists can just make stuff up like that. They should be fined, beaten up and arrested if some arbitrary law giver (say, me) proves that they're talking shit.

Cisse will finish the season with more than Ba at this rate.

Is that it? You get to be a politician with that? Still, I suppose it's only Sunderland. Barely need GSCEs to govern that place.

Hope the scare is just that and it all works out ok dude!

Lots of replies like this in this thread, the man would have been proud. *sorry, couldn't resist Ladies and gentlemen, this man writes comedy, would you believe.

Lots of replies like this in this thread, the man would have been proud.

Happy Birthday BM. BM, har har har.

Most of the Swansea fans seem ok in that thread tbf, and the one who's given you the most lip has been outed as a cunt by one of his own.

I think you'll find, that as The Fish says, those are the opinions held on Liverpool by many people across the country. Just look at any number of football message boards/letters pages etc across the Internet. They are of course generalisations but it is undeniable that these are popular views.

Without wanting to open up the Suarez racism thing, didn't the FA get linguistics experts & a Uruguayan lawyer who all said the 'term of endearment' stuff was bollocks anyway?

Just like the Balotelli 'stamp' against Spurs, I don't care what the rest of football thinks, I know I'm right. KSA - squaring up to someone is aggressive but it isn't violent. Can you actually be sent off for merely being aggressive? You get players shouting at each other and being held back by their team mates in matches pretty often, should they be sent off instead of the usual (and more sensible) talking to with the occasional booking?

If my interpretation of Reina's actions is correct then how is it violent conduct exactly?

Could doing with asking a few Swansea specific ones (like you did with Liverpool) about how Rogers has got them doing so well, what challenges they face next season and how they should develop etc.

Yeah, that's what the ginga ninja and I are alluding to.

So what did Reina do then, in your eyes? Was he being a pal in trying to remove an errant eyelash with his forehead? Did he have a worrying looking mole that desperately needed a second opinion? I hate that if you think X than you're Y shite. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a clown. He was aggressively squaring up to Perch, trying to get in his face. As Perch didn't move, I think he expected him to push back when he leant in a 'locked horns' scenario, and from the angle from the side it looks like he realises this isn't going to happen and pulls it, barely making contact, if at all. Whilst not particularly nice, it was just all bluster in the way it usually is. It obviously, obviously wasn't an attempt to strike him with his head a la Zidane. But go ahead and view it as such through black and white glasses, while I just quietly despair at how the game is played by fairies.

I prefer Chuck Norris if such comparisons are to be drawn, thank you.

Even if they do stay up it will be by the width of a gnat's pube, I wonder if Billy will come back with I told you sos.

Clearly wasn't a headbutt, clearly wasn't violent conduct, and anyone who thinks otherwise is a fucking Jessie tbpf.

Why not? Booking them isn't really working, is it?