Noelie

you're not tagging onto Noelie now are you Hardly, I've never said you look like a willy, only stupid. Did you really use my name on another forum? If you did then that shows your stupidity is not confined to one forum, you like to spread it around. you must be a right daft twat if you think I'd bother using your username ..... HOHO. how fuckin sad........ OH DEAR, LeazesMag now resorting to foul language in his responses to my posts, only a stupid, ignorant person who is at a loss for words would stoop that low. Never fear LeazesMag I won't demean myself nor stoop to your level in my responses to you, I'm not that stupid nor ignorant.

Well seeing as how you are undoubtably the stupidest person on here by far, who knows everthing there is to know about the club it is gratifying to know that you are as equally knowledgable about me. My hat's off to you again for your continued stupidy. By the way, why do you edit your posts, are you too stupid to get it right the first time? Please answer the question.

Don't be so harsh on yourself Leazes. WOW! is this LeasesMag actually admitting to being an idiot? Have you ever seen Craig Bellamy play, Noelie chum ? Here you go with the idiot questions again! As a matter of FACT I have! in FACT I saw him play in his first game at SJP. AND DON'T CALL ME CHUM, I'M PARTICULAR ABOUT MY CHOICE OF CHUMS. You haven't seen anybody play for NUFC for years , have you Noelie, chum More questions from Mr. Stupid eh! Depends on how many years you mean stupid. 2004. 5 games at St. James' Park. 2001. 6 games at St. James' Park. 1998. 6 games at St.James' Park. Etc, etc, I'm in the habit of coming home every 3 years unless there's funerals and the like in between, I'm due to visit this year depending on my wife's health(she has terminal cancer) I see most games games live on the telly or streams, very rarely miss seeing a match one way or another. Prior to so many games on television nowadays people would send me videos that they would record for me, week later perhaps but I saw the games.(have a large library of Newcastle games on tape) Prior to that used to listen to the commentaries on short-wave radio. I have an expenive TV-VCR combo that plays PAL, NTSC, and Secam tapes. Yours are PAL if you didn't know, here they're NTSC. NOW, don't ask me any more of your stupid questions, I won't allow myself to rise to your level of stupidity by answering them no matter what they are or about. This is a one time deal. AND, you don't have to keep proving how stupid you are........................I ALREADY KNOW

you're not tagging onto Noelie now are you Hardly, I've never said you look like a willy, only stupid. Did you really use my name on another forum? If you did then that shows your stupidity is not confined to one forum, you like to spread it around.

Really Noelie. Instead of harping on about how stupid people are compared to you..................., Er, ahem, excuse me LeazesMag but you are the only one I have called stupid, and the more you post the more convinced I am that my assessment of you is spot on. And if I were to compare how stupid you are in comparison to my stupidity,.........................YOU WIN! I take my hat off to you, it's taken you 52 years to become so stupid and at 74 I've never even come close to your level of stupidity and as hard as I try I doubt I ever will.

Eeeeeeeeeyebugger, widespread publicity and notoriety! Shudda hire an agent to look after me affairs in case aa become famous.

(1) I'm sure the forum members would be interested in knowing how you have determined that I lost interest in the club, for decades. Please tell us but be careful you don't dig a bigger hole for yourself as there are too many people in Newcastle/Gateshead who know me and would be delighted to prove you're stupid. (2) My interest in the team has never wavered for more than 60 years but I must admit that my faith in the current board went downhill when some of them were caught in seamy places and heard making derogatory remarks about Geordie girls. Oh, and the selling of phony shirts. (3) I probably have as many, perhaps even more, history books than you do going back to the beginning and up to the present.. LeazesMag, you are so stupid.

Don't be so harsh on yourself Leazes. WOW! is this LeasesMag actually admitting to being an idiot? Have you ever seen Craig Bellamy play, Noelie chum ? Here you go with the idiot questions again! As a matter of FACT I have! in FACT I saw him play in his first game at SJP. AND DON'T CALL ME CHUM, I'M PARTICULAR ABOUT MY CHOICE OF CHUMS.

It is now apparent that in addition to your being a pedantic self-congratulating efusive egoist you have revealed an even darker and more pitiful side to your somewhat dubious character. You are now resorting to false accusations and observations which have no foundation or merit and are obviously figments of your somewhat twisted mind. I have never slated the board, I have never thought the current board have done nothing for the club, and I am not a KK bandwagon jumper as you allege. I have supported the club since before you were even born and seen more glory-days than perhaps you ever will. It is my considered opinion that you should seek professional help to solve your apparent mental problems before they deteriorate further. And do yourself a favour by not trying to get the better of Noelie with your falsehoods and asinine rhetoric. it is my opinion that you should substantiate your previous claims you have genuine knowledge of this football club by posting information which proves it to be the case, such as answering those questions I asked you a few weeks ago or whenever it was. It is also my opinion that you should accept that people have a closer view than you do to the club. It is also my opinion that you should talk - or post, in a less silly fashion which is obviously an attempt to portray intelligence to hide the fact you in fact know very little about the club during the last few decades. Your diligence and perseverence in proving yourself to be a complete idiot is highly commendable and has to be admired and applauded. Your efforts and determination in continually proving yourself stupid have not gone un-noticed and I trust you are well satisfied with your success. I bow to your self-proclaimed superiority and knowledge of all things pertaining to Newcastle United, and applaud your idiotic stupidity which shines like a beacon for all to see. your lack of ability to make constructive comments or debate on Newcastle Uniteds past history with me, despite you saying you have knowledge of it, and myself requesting you to impart your knowledge, is noted. It is therefore, my opinion, that you have no more knowledge of this club than someone who is a KK bandwagon jumper, as there is no doubt whatsoever that if you felt you could prove me wrong, or yourself to have more knowledge of the club, that you would. I believe I have made some very constructive comments, especially about you! (1) PEDANTIC.........one who parades his learning,...one who is unimaginative or unduly emphasizes........ (2) SELF-CONGRATULATING.....one who congratulates himself......... (3) EFUSIVE..........excessively demonstrative.........gushing.......... (4) EGOISM..............................self interest is the motive of all conscious action............. I think these comments made about you just about sum up what you are all about, YOURSELF. And as for debating with you about Newcastle United's past history, would be like trying to convince an idiot that he was stupid, and as you have already proved yourself to be an idiot I'd be wasting my time. And proving you wrong would also be a waste of time as you have these idiotic fixations that you and you alone are the only person with superior knowledge of all things Newcastle. Only people with open minds can debate a subject, you have a closed mind and all you want to do is lecture. AND, it's going to be interesting, perhaps laughable, to see how your feeble attempt at rebuttal to this post will be. Noelie, feel free to ask me about any era you like, since I first started watching the club in 1964 ? Why don't you feel free to talk about the era's you have witnessed, in the same way ? Unless you are, laughably, lying when you say you have a knowledge of the club of these era's. It's a fairly basic and fair question. And it is rather odd that you don't seem to want to share it, open your mind and share your experiences !!!! Take your time. You may as well, you have avoided it very well so far. LeasesMag, Do you have any idea of just how big a fool you are showing yourself to be? Your constant finger-pointing, your constant question asking, your fixation with the current board, your constant fixation with yourself and how much you know, your continuous inane replies, are making you a laughing stock on this forum. You are like a young boy treading water in a wading-pool that's knee deep who doesn't have the sense to stand up and save himself from the ridicule. I don't think so, Noelie chum, even the biggest fools can see and wonder why a person continually avoids answering basic comments and showing he has the knowledge of the club he says he has. You know LeazesMag, you really should seek some psychiatric help for your problem of being afflicted with pedantic self-congratulating egoism. But first you have to admit to having the problem before you can be helped and I realise that will be very difficult for you. With professional treatment however I'm sure you could be brought to see just how ridiculous your behaviour is, and continues to be. I'm sure there are others besides myself who wish you to get well and recover from your maladies.

Well that's not suprising is it. They probably got sick of your pedantic self-congratulating egotistic drivel and thinking that members shouldn't be continuously subjected to it decided to shut you up.

Eeeeeeyebugger aa did, nee doot LeazesM will question me aboot that as weel.

Don't be so harsh on yourself Leazes. WOW! is this LeasesMag actually admitting to being an idiot?

It is now apparent that in addition to your being a pedantic self-congratulating efusive egoist you have revealed an even darker and more pitiful side to your somewhat dubious character. You are now resorting to false accusations and observations which have no foundation or merit and are obviously figments of your somewhat twisted mind. I have never slated the board, I have never thought the current board have done nothing for the club, and I am not a KK bandwagon jumper as you allege. I have supported the club since before you were even born and seen more glory-days than perhaps you ever will. It is my considered opinion that you should seek professional help to solve your apparent mental problems before they deteriorate further. And do yourself a favour by not trying to get the better of Noelie with your falsehoods and asinine rhetoric. it is my opinion that you should substantiate your previous claims you have genuine knowledge of this football club by posting information which proves it to be the case, such as answering those questions I asked you a few weeks ago or whenever it was. It is also my opinion that you should accept that people have a closer view than you do to the club. It is also my opinion that you should talk - or post, in a less silly fashion which is obviously an attempt to portray intelligence to hide the fact you in fact know very little about the club during the last few decades. Your diligence and perseverence in proving yourself to be a complete idiot is highly commendable and has to be admired and applauded. Your efforts and determination in continually proving yourself stupid have not gone un-noticed and I trust you are well satisfied with your success. I bow to your self-proclaimed superiority and knowledge of all things pertaining to Newcastle United, and applaud your idiotic stupidity which shines like a beacon for all to see. your lack of ability to make constructive comments or debate on Newcastle Uniteds past history with me, despite you saying you have knowledge of it, and myself requesting you to impart your knowledge, is noted. It is therefore, my opinion, that you have no more knowledge of this club than someone who is a KK bandwagon jumper, as there is no doubt whatsoever that if you felt you could prove me wrong, or yourself to have more knowledge of the club, that you would. I believe I have made some very constructive comments, especially about you! (1) PEDANTIC.........one who parades his learning,...one who is unimaginative or unduly emphasizes........ (2) SELF-CONGRATULATING.....one who congratulates himself......... (3) EFUSIVE..........excessively demonstrative.........gushing.......... (4) EGOISM..............................self interest is the motive of all conscious action............. I think these comments made about you just about sum up what you are all about, YOURSELF. And as for debating with you about Newcastle United's past history, would be like trying to convince an idiot that he was stupid, and as you have already proved yourself to be an idiot I'd be wasting my time. And proving you wrong would also be a waste of time as you have these idiotic fixations that you and you alone are the only person with superior knowledge of all things Newcastle. Only people with open minds can debate a subject, you have a closed mind and all you want to do is lecture. AND, it's going to be interesting, perhaps laughable, to see how your feeble attempt at rebuttal to this post will be. Noelie, feel free to ask me about any era you like, since I first started watching the club in 1964 ? Why don't you feel free to talk about the era's you have witnessed, in the same way ? Unless you are, laughably, lying when you say you have a knowledge of the club of these era's. It's a fairly basic and fair question. And it is rather odd that you don't seem to want to share it, open your mind and share your experiences !!!! Take your time. You may as well, you have avoided it very well so far. LeasesMag, Do you have any idea of just how big a fool you are showing yourself to be? Your constant finger-pointing, your constant question asking, your fixation with the current board, your constant fixation with yourself and how much you know, your continuous inane replies, are making you a laughing stock on this forum. You are like a young boy treading water in a wading-pool that's knee deep who doesn't have the sense to stand up and save himself from the ridicule.

It is now apparent that in addition to your being a pedantic self-congratulating efusive egoist you have revealed an even darker and more pitiful side to your somewhat dubious character. You are now resorting to false accusations and observations which have no foundation or merit and are obviously figments of your somewhat twisted mind. I have never slated the board, I have never thought the current board have done nothing for the club, and I am not a KK bandwagon jumper as you allege. I have supported the club since before you were even born and seen more glory-days than perhaps you ever will. It is my considered opinion that you should seek professional help to solve your apparent mental problems before they deteriorate further. And do yourself a favour by not trying to get the better of Noelie with your falsehoods and asinine rhetoric. it is my opinion that you should substantiate your previous claims you have genuine knowledge of this football club by posting information which proves it to be the case, such as answering those questions I asked you a few weeks ago or whenever it was. It is also my opinion that you should accept that people have a closer view than you do to the club. It is also my opinion that you should talk - or post, in a less silly fashion which is obviously an attempt to portray intelligence to hide the fact you in fact know very little about the club during the last few decades. Your diligence and perseverence in proving yourself to be a complete idiot is highly commendable and has to be admired and applauded. Your efforts and determination in continually proving yourself stupid have not gone un-noticed and I trust you are well satisfied with your success. I bow to your self-proclaimed superiority and knowledge of all things pertaining to Newcastle United, and applaud your idiotic stupidity which shines like a beacon for all to see. your lack of ability to make constructive comments or debate on Newcastle Uniteds past history with me, despite you saying you have knowledge of it, and myself requesting you to impart your knowledge, is noted. It is therefore, my opinion, that you have no more knowledge of this club than someone who is a KK bandwagon jumper, as there is no doubt whatsoever that if you felt you could prove me wrong, or yourself to have more knowledge of the club, that you would. I believe I have made some very constructive comments, especially about you! (1) PEDANTIC.........one who parades his learning,...one who is unimaginative or unduly emphasizes........ (2) SELF-CONGRATULATING.....one who congratulates himself......... (3) EFUSIVE..........excessively demonstrative.........gushing.......... (4) EGOISM..............................self interest is the motive of all conscious action............. I think these comments made about you just about sum up what you are all about, YOURSELF. And as for debating with you about Newcastle United's past history, would be like trying to convince an idiot that he was stupid, and as you have already proved yourself to be an idiot I'd be wasting my time. And proving you wrong would also be a waste of time as you have these idiotic fixations that you and you alone are the only person with superior knowledge of all things Newcastle. Only people with open minds can debate a subject, you have a closed mind and all you want to do is lecture. AND, it's going to be interesting, perhaps laughable, to see how your feeble attempt at rebuttal to this post will be.

It is now apparent that in addition to your being a pedantic self-congratulating efusive egoist you have revealed an even darker and more pitiful side to your somewhat dubious character. You are now resorting to false accusations and observations which have no foundation or merit and are obviously figments of your somewhat twisted mind. I have never slated the board, I have never thought the current board have done nothing for the club, and I am not a KK bandwagon jumper as you allege. I have supported the club since before you were even born and seen more glory-days than perhaps you ever will. It is my considered opinion that you should seek professional help to solve your apparent mental problems before they deteriorate further. And do yourself a favour by not trying to get the better of Noelie with your falsehoods and asinine rhetoric. it is my opinion that you should substantiate your previous claims you have genuine knowledge of this football club by posting information which proves it to be the case, such as answering those questions I asked you a few weeks ago or whenever it was. It is also my opinion that you should accept that people have a closer view than you do to the club. It is also my opinion that you should talk - or post, in a less silly fashion which is obviously an attempt to portray intelligence to hide the fact you in fact know very little about the club during the last few decades. Your diligence and perseverence in proving yourself to be a complete idiot is highly commendable and has to be admired and applauded. Your efforts and determination in continually proving yourself stupid have not gone un-noticed and I trust you are well satisfied with your success. I bow to your self-proclaimed superiority and knowledge of all things pertaining to Newcastle United, and applaud your idiotic stupidity which shines like a beacon for all to see.

It is now apparent that in addition to your being a pedantic self-congratulating efusive egoist you have revealed an even darker and more pitiful side to your somewhat dubious character. You are now resorting to false accusations and observations which have no foundation or merit and are obviously figments of your somewhat twisted mind. I have never slated the board, I have never thought the current board have done nothing for the club, and I am not a KK bandwagon jumper as you allege. I have supported the club since before you were even born and seen more glory-days than perhaps you ever will. It is my considered opinion that you should seek professional help to solve your apparent mental problems before they deteriorate further. And do yourself a favour by not trying to get the better of Noelie with your falsehoods and asinine rhetoric.

Surely it was a White diagonal cross on a Blue background

And the fact that Blackburn beat Portsmouth makes it even worse Spurs score 4, Blackburn score 3, and we can't even score a penalty.

To be a Newcastle supporter you have to realise that when; You're at rock-bottom and can't go any lower.............Newcastle will find a way! When things just can't get any worse.........................Newcastle will find a way! Another miserable display, Three points thrown away.

We were shite We were shite We were shite We were shite We were shite We were shite WE WERE SHITE!

Surely Leases(know it all)Mag has a lap-top computer whereby "going to the pub" would provide us no escape from his continuous pedantic self-congratulating efusive egoism and constant rantings about boards.

Shame you're so silly!! I could tell you about things that happened before 1964, and 1954, even some before 1944(I was 12 in '44) but what would that prove to someone as hard-headed as you. You can find most anything you want to know about Newcastle United from books, old newspapers, biographys', or word of mouth from someone who was part of the establisment at some point in time. Of course you can always refute, and argue against about anything you read or hear, which is something you seem prone to do, and be quite prolific at, at least in your own mind(but not in the minds of others) And, as for me to start a topic would merely provide another soapbox for you to continue your pedantic self-congratulating efusive egoism. I have enough respect for others whereby I would be most reticent in giving you further opportunites to expound your self-righteous, often wrong opinions.

What a shame, Tony. I was prepared to think that as an older supporter you could have some knowledge to show me, but it has became obvious that you do not. Well now, I did say your response might be 'perhaps laughable' and it most certainly is. To begin with my name is not 'Tony' and never has been but perhaps you are a little wrapped up in a "labour" towards twisted humour. My nickname is Noelie an extrapolation of Noel my given name but if you wish to refer to me as Tony then by all means do. As is my reference to you as Tony, being that I previously said you were the Tony Blair of toontastic. Are you saying you missed this too ? No I didn't miss that, but you obviously missed my subtle use of the word 'labour' in my response. Perhaps you're not as smart as you think you are. I am also not trying to "win" anything BTW. I am putting the situation as it was. What reason would I have to do otherwise ? Every reason to try and win people over to your way of thinking.

What a shame, Tony. I was prepared to think that as an older supporter you could have some knowledge to show me, but it has became obvious that you do not. In fact, as I have said, your knowledge and awareness of the club from the 1960's until 1992 appears to be zero. But you aren't alone, so don't let it worry you. What a shame you are also too dumb to realise that until the schoolteacher hurled abuse at me simply for disagreeing with him - or showing him to be wrong - you have slated me for being the abusive one on the basis that you for some reason think he is right, when he isn't, or don't have a mind of your own. Which, again, is surprising and a great shame for someone of your age, who could have a lot to tell us all, if only you had kept on supporting the club during the 30+ years when you said you did. Well now, I did say your response might be 'perhaps laughable' and it most certainly is. To begin with my name is not 'Tony' and never has been but perhaps you are a little wrapped up in a labour towards twisted humour. My nickname is Noelie an extrapolation of Noel my given name but if you wish to refer to me as Tony then by all means do. Pray tell us where I have slated you for being an 'abusive one', and pray tell us where I have made any reference to thinking anyone is right, and where I have made any comment connected in any way to a schoolteacher. In fact my post was directly pointed at you and your pedantic, self-congratulatiny efusive egoism and did not refer to anyone other than you. Perhaps you are too dumb to see that. And again you show your inability to assimilate given information, your comment about my '30+ years' of supporting the club is off by a large amount. If say I started supporting the club as a schoolboy at say 14 years of age(actually I was about 8) and supported the club relentlessly since then, I'm pretty sure you can total that up(can you?) and it comes to about 60 years of support. No doubt you will respond to this in your usual assinine way which I have come to expect, but perhaps you should realise that in a battle of written words you are not gifted enough to win out.

You know, for a while I thought that LeasesMag was a well-informed person with inside knowledge of the goings-on at St. James' Park, but after reading all his posts I have come to the conclusion that he is nothing more than a pedantic, self-congratulating efusive egoist who is forever attempting to insist that he alone is the only one who knows everything there is to know about Newcastle United. I find it sad that he hasn't the sense nor objectivity to see that for the most part he makes a fool of himself by trying to infuse people with his opinions. And it will be interesting (perhaps laughable) to read his response to my assimilation of him.