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whats the Cumberland Arms like these days?

Did I not just state that it wasn't a hatchback? That should pretty much narrow it down for you... nope doesnt narrow it down, you see Im not a fan of Astras therefore I have no reason to know which are hatchbacks and which aren't. The ones without the hatch on the back? ahh right, a coupe. A quick google search found the spec: Vauxhall Astra Sxi 1.4 2dr Man Coupe. pretty shit to be putting a private plate on dont you think? 1.4 engine? Yawn. thing is muppet, I asked you what sort it was, because I was actually interested to know. But then (like the daft twat you are) you came back with a sarky arsed reply. Simple question really, is it a VXR, SRi or really a 1.4 club?

Is what acceptable behaviour? Having a childish pop at someone's kids? Hey they're ugly kids. I just don't see why he's put them as his avatar. I haven't got a problem if peoples kids aren't lookers as long as they aren't trying to parade them on a forum. It's a toon forum they've got their toon tops on you numpty! Blue astra coupe with a private plate with lee on it, mug driving it, wouldn't be that hard to find...surely You can have my postcode if you want. I too have a ski-mask Why don't you Pm me it then and we'll see what you have to say about my kids to my face, very little I would imagine. he'd have to be sitting down

Did I not just state that it wasn't a hatchback? That should pretty much narrow it down for you... nope doesnt narrow it down, you see Im not a fan of Astras therefore I have no reason to know which are hatchbacks and which aren't. The ones without the hatch on the back? ahh right, a coupe. A quick google search found the spec: Vauxhall Astra Sxi 1.4 2dr Man Coupe. pretty shit to be putting a private plate on dont you think? 1.4 engine?

Did I not just state that it wasn't a hatchback? That should pretty much narrow it down for you... nope doesnt narrow it down, you see Im not a fan of Astras therefore I have no reason to know which are hatchbacks and which aren't.

Im still lost as to exactly what Astra this is? SRi, VRX? 1.4 club?

With a spoiler. what? someones told him how it ends?

so.......Im lost, is it still just an Astra?

Dunno yet p/p, the twat didn't show (nor did the bassas answer the phone!). The boiler is working to an extent. It's just a small problem with some diaphragm thingymagig that heats the water up. well theres no fucking range at all in that reply.

out of interest, how much did it cost to get your boiler fixed?

On that subject in all honesty who actually gets to drive a car more than 10 or 20 mph above the posted speed limit now days? No-one because the chances of getting caught and being hit with a ridiculous fine and a suspended licence are huge. Even the places where speed limits once were not enforced are changing their ways. Thompers, a bit of advice (not that you'll take it), if you honestly think you're going drive the Nordschleife in your Astra you really should think again. It's doubtful you have either the knowledge of the track or the ability to be anything other than a danger to you and the other users. I've been for a ride around it with Ove Andersson (RIP) and it's nothing like being a boy racer around the countryside. Source? Your choice of car is a good start. + I wouldn't want to go to a race track full of flash bastards and pull up in an astra It would be like going to your Knighthood ceremony in an Adidas tracksuit top Arise Sir Jonny2J Its an Astra, I dont care if you have the engine off a Hawker Harrier in there it will never be beautiful.

coool lets rename Germany Adolfland then

That from your 'big tits' folder jimbo? from a sub-folder within the 'big tits' folder tbh. tbh

Well this was the angle we saw it from and when you dont know its not real and aren't expecting to see that its a hell of a shock! (actually on reflection, Im guessing I was so shocked because I thought it must have been me based on the length of them legs ) And yes, when you see it from a different angle and close up its clear to see what it is but at the time all you see is some poor sod dangling (although it appears we're the only people not to have seen the news today!) And these pics were only taken once we knew it wasnt real.

Fuck you you absolute shower of bastards. Up until half an hour ago I believed in everything you were fighting for, felt it was a worthwhile cause and understood the whole concept now I hate you. We've just driven over the Tyne Bridge to see coppers blocking off the pedestrian walkways but nothing else to be seen then we drove underneath it and as we came round the corner and looked up, there it was.. a body hanging from the top centre of the arch. In clear view, probably the second most shocking thing Ive seen, the first being when I last saw a body hanging from a tree while casually sitting on a bus minding my own business. Turns out the "body" isnt a body but a dummy with a nice big "Happy Father Day" sign above it. After calling the police to confirm it wasnt really a body I was told it had been there all day and they couldnt get it down because theres one of your lot up there and it would be too dangerous. Well thank fucking you Spiderman, Im now seriously traumatised, it makes no difference to the fact I know its not real, the damage is done all I now see is a body hanging in plain view.

Does fooking Gatesheeeeeed coont ye twat?

I would have said that the one person who did deserve it was SJH, hes the man responsible for everything we see today, at the same time hes also the man who appointed Fat Fred so burn it down, burn it I say!

what make is it anyway?

Start-->Control Panel-->Performance and Maintenance--->Sytem icon....Click on Advance Tab under Performance Click "Settings"...to get to "Visual Effects" tab---Select Let windows choose what's best.

The first occurence of the site on the wayback machine shows as 25th August 2002. There were 92 registered users (Brock was the latest!) and a total of 693 topics so Id say it was fairly newish then. http://web.petabox.bibalex.org/web/2002082...inuxdriven.net/

jeeeez Jimbo uses that in a single wank!

This is a nothing story though, currently the players have to pay for their own match shirts, if one gets damaged or they swap/ throw it into the crowd they have to personally buy another one.

Soooooopafan status confirmed.

I wondered about that. I haven't seen my letter, seeing as I rang them two weeks ago to tell them I was moving house and they told me 'tough, the letters are going out..you'll have to look at someone elses and then contact us later when we've dealt with everyone else.' Proper Premier League club us man. SSR reckons he has the option but its def not on mine. Only has an option to pay for 2 years at £988 for the payment plan. Theres a statement on it about those that paid two years, how you can then sign the form to automatically go for the 2010/11 season. Have to say its worthwhile going for the 3 seasons as not only do you get to save cash but it means the next two seasons can be paid for in installments which arent available for a single season....weird. Oh and you need to send me the info I need so I can sort you that dosh from last seasons.

damn I thought the fat annoying cockney Chris Evans loving twat had snuffed it!