peasepud

People in glass houses Shouldnt sit scratching their balls?

Come down and do a bit of christmas shopping and do the Fulham game. You can doss at mine. Thats the most unfortunate incident of internet grooming ever.

Damn!!! Go away.. that was my line!

Blatant bump tbh aye he really should steer away from those tight tops

And the award for most convoluted euphamism goes to .....

You may however require a second mortgage. Tighter than a bad chest I prefer to use the word "careful"

Bit like the sarnie tbh, plenty of stuff in it but nowt worth talking about.

You may however require a second mortgage.

Got to say Ive seen nowt spectacular in Heaton Sainsburys like.

Its going to be awkard though, theres only a month til the new books released so Craigs gonna be rushing round on personal appearances and all that malarky.

Its juicy and vinegarry (is that even a word???) When pickled, aye. Even still it's not exactly sloppy, I mean it's not wallowing in it's own juice, ala beans. The sloppy rule usually applies to things like beans and gravy. Which isn't off limits like. I presume wacky is draining off the vinegar before slicing and lobbing in his butty. No amount of draining can remove the purple juice from beetroot, regardless it will make the beans purpley and thereby lies the second part of the two sloppies rule. Anything which changes the colour of another sloppy is just wrong tbh. Agree tbh on the beans n gravy rule although it cant be full gravy. Beans with say Shepherds Pie is one of gods (or is that Mr Findus's) finest creatings as long as the gravy is more a flavouring to the mince than pure sloppy.

What with Wacky's Fish Fingers, Roast Beef and Beetroot sarnies, no wonder Gemmill is claiming the win. Fish fingers, beans and beetroot you numpty, don't knock it until you've tried it tbh Tramp City but nice Sorry, but I know that's vile without trying it. You've gone too far with the beetroot. Plus it breaks the one unswerving rule in food etiquette.... the two sloppies rule. How can you put beans with beetroot?????? As for the scampi and chicken combo, I felt the same however this thread provoked us to select something a little different and it was a taste sensation. How is beetroot sloppy? Its juicy and vinegarry (is that even a word???)

The tower block is still there, they just reclad it in some hideous plastic looking stuff. Hasnt it got some vegetarian restaurant on the ground floor of it? As for Gateshead market well hopefully they'll not tell any of the customers when they demolish the carpark, I had the misfortune to wander in there the other day and its like the land humanity forgot. I wasn't thinking of the same place. I bet you've visited that place though Peasepud. Notorious prostitute haunt Is it? I dont know of any, must be the low class ones then mate

Thanks, G-man. It's Montclair State. It looks pretty swish. Most importantly, it has its very own diner. Oh well thats good then, not sure how the IT department stacks up, no real library to talk about and most of the lecturers are illiterate but hey it makes a mean cheeseburger.

What with Wacky's Fish Fingers, Roast Beef and Beetroot sarnies, no wonder Gemmill is claiming the win. Fish fingers, beans and beetroot you numpty, don't knock it until you've tried it tbh Tramp City but nice Sorry, but I know that's vile without trying it. You've gone too far with the beetroot. Plus it breaks the one unswerving rule in food etiquette.... the two sloppies rule. How can you put beans with beetroot?????? As for the scampi and chicken combo, I felt the same however this thread provoked us to select something a little different and it was a taste sensation.

The tower block is still there, they just reclad it in some hideous plastic looking stuff. Hasnt it got some vegetarian restaurant on the ground floor of it? As for Gateshead market well hopefully they'll not tell any of the customers when they demolish the carpark, I had the misfortune to wander in there the other day and its like the land humanity forgot.

I had a scampi, chicken and mayonnaise in a soft baguette from Blakes earlier. Overall though the sandwich that pisses and I mean literally a 10 pints of guiness just before bed pisses on yours is: Quality thin sliced Roast beef, fried onions, roasted peppers, emmental cheese, mayonnaise all in a toasted ciabata and then popped in a George Forman for a few minutes. So fuck you and your chestnuts

Apologies for not understanding properly, are you saying that when the cards in the phone it says theres not much memory left yet when you put it in the computer its only showing 60Mb used?

That's cos cunts like you post shit like they'd replace Owen with Yakubu. Cuntbag! Mummy mummy look at me, I'm swearing like a big boy. www.buyamate.com awww the link dont work

Apologies, Ive not been on much since then, your Javascript (which you can stick in the HEAD of your document should be: <script language="javascript"> function toggle_div(item) { if (!item) { return; } if (document.getElementById(item).style.display == "block") { document.getElementById(item).style.display = "none"; return; } document.getElementById(item).style.display = "block"; } </script> Then within your document you would have your link or button to show the div, the link should be: <a href="java script:toggle_div('hiddendiv');">Whatever you want for the link</a> somewhere in your doc you would have the div with all the links, such as: <div id = "hiddendiv"> <ul> <li><a href=......etc></li> <li>etc </li> </ul> </div> and of course your CSS would style the div as normal but include the display: none; So the important bit is to have a javascript function called toggle_div then just pass the Javascript the name of the div you want to show/hide. So if you want two or three hidden divs you just call the relevant one within the link. To close the div just call the function again, maybe from a Close link on the div.

A recent poll has shown that 70% of scousers have had sex in the shower... the other 30% have never been to prison.

Surely Noelie's claim to fame should be that he is Ronnie Biggs?

Jason Manford on 8 out of 10 cats now!

Im with you there, hes full of shit, a vain attempt to make the life of a cock muncher seem more exciting. FYP But hold on, SMO's never posted about new jobs.........ahhh hang on there was that one time when he....and the one about customs oh and the current "Job Application needing photos" one.... Case rested m'lud.