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I'm sure you could do some serious damage to him from a tax and benefits point of view as well so long as you have his full name?? Only needs Cath to PM the info to you <OFFICIAL ANSWER> Unfortunately no, Im more than happy to take me chances with some hardcase from the Fell but the audit department is another matter, thats illegal and terrible thing to do. </OFFICIAL ANSWER> Anyway, without a NINO its not so easy.

It looks remarkably like the Betfair pic I put up in the fight thread tbh

its far easier to just ruin their lives in a way that doesnt involve physical violence (at least not the sort that can come back on you). Get me a pic and I'll turn him into a gay escort then make sure his mates know about it.

One thing this thread has proved is women see Steve as gay and Fish as straight. hmmmmm and who says womens gaydar doesnt work?

Why? lets just go and twat the bastard.

Blatantly covering your tracks tbh

Angela Lansbury would have a fucking field day with this lot like.

SO lets get this straight, you took the day off work so you could get prepared for a Rod Stewart gig?

Come on Tim

At risk of sounding like a pussy like but where in the story does it say he was responsible? Jeez guvnor the entire wrestling world will be down on this thread like a ton of fat men in leotards because you've slandered his name.

That's what I'm worried about - that there'll be some stupid loophole and he'll get away with it. And no, I'm not going. I want to but he doesn't want us there in case of further repercussions etc... Is this the main Newcastle court? hmmmm camera at the ready in case he does get off with it

2 minutes, I'll shove a camera up its arse and see what shows up.

If he does Fog on the Tyne then you have my permission to twat him in the face.

I've fucking lost track of whos arguing with who here. Stevie with Sima and Wacky, Wacky with Sima and not sure on Stevie, Manc with himself and Sima with everybody including Mother Theresa. Why cant you all just be friends? you bunch of fucks.

Bollocks, nowt like it more like Dallas tbh

Oh shit, not Maggie christ she'll embaress even you once she gets started!

be wearing me glad rags. tartan scarf, feather cut wig. Skin tight 46" white pants In reply to your previous question, thats a definite NO!

I know that is your wicked sense of humour so I will not bite dya think I'm sexy no

Its the one that goes dudududududuluh dududududluh du du du du duuuuuh dudududududuluh dududududluh

You'd know, tube up your arse Id rather watch THAT telly screen again than 5 minutes of Wimbledon.

wooops happy belated birthday ye daft galoot,

Tennis is for gayers FACT

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Well that wasnt as bad as I thought, although I have to admit that the bottle of Self Enema they give you could come in better flavours, and whats that straw all about? Christ I may as well have shoved it up me arse for the good it did me!