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Bright red, always works or orange, yes go with an orange shirt with green tie and matching socks, very important to match your socks with your tie.

Probably away to file her sexual harassment law suit tbqffah

And everyday I wish I was a werepig with a penchant for taking photos of strangers from a high rise flat! jealousy my friend, jealousy

Do you do anything but eat? Its your lass thats eating for two mate, not you.

Fuck right off! I actually do, its not the same

Do they suspect some immunological disorder like Chrohn's? Yea, basically I have been diagnosed as having Reactive Arthritis. So basically something else going on in my body caused the knee problem. Chrons has been mentioned although I dont seem to have the symptoms of that (ie shitting 20 times a day). They seem to think that the fact I've shit blood for over a year is a bad thing tbh And yes, Rents, me you and the fish get a very raw deal

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Im not going, just gonna cancel and pretend Im ill or summit Yeah it all stems back to the knee, big joke among the consultants when I left hospital was the fact I went in with a knee problem and had a doctors finger shoved up me ringpiece.

Im home, I miss work at times

emmmmm I was told that I wouldnt be sedated, basically squeeze a bottle of water up me arse, shit for England, turn up at hospital, lie down, get a camera shoved up me arse while watching a shite programme on the telly then go home. All the time Im getting flashbacks to Phoenix Nights... "oh nurse, look at the state of that its filthy, can you give it a whipe?"

Anyone had one? I have to go for one on Monday morning and today had a half hour chat with the nursey wife about it. While telling me she decided to try and put my mind at rest by saying "you hardly notice it, the camera we use is about the width of my pen" to which I realised she was using the biggest fucking pen Ive ever seen in my life, it was like one of those 6 colour ones you used to buy for the first day of new school year. Whats it like? cos Im shitting meself (which is a good thing really seeing as I have to give myself an enema an hour before I go) oh ajnd they ran out of envelopes so I had to wander out into reception with a box in me hand marked in big fook-off letters "Acme Self enema kit!"

Im quite happy with it, Im running on a 2Gb Ram machine but I often run the latest Photoshop, Dreamweaver and video editing software at the same time and dont have any problems.

Fresh off the camera. EDIT: JAWD, it was an RSS feed reader then I found a Toon RSS feed, unfortunately it was a shite Toon RSS feed as the last news about 2 days ago was the Watford score!

Christ thats all we need, a pole dancing tranny!!!

Surely this is as logical a thread as a "whats the Queen gonna say in her Christmas speech?" one.

Last night I was using photoshop and it suddenly crashed. Now today when I try and open it, it just hangs. Gives the splash screen and then does nowt, just a (Not responding) message. Any ideas?

Nearly, another Blakes combo I tried yesterday. Lasagne and chicken in a soft baguette. Again, rather tasty. There was a bloke from work I knew who used to eat 2 Greggs mince pies in a whole stottie for his dinner.

Nope, Im flogging the ones of random tramps tossing you off from that time you were comatose at mine. www.pikey-spanky-mancy-monkey.com

Got this in my inbox yesterday.

Scarily similar too, me on the left Wacky on the right! From the look on Wackys face I reckon you're showing him a pic of your cock.

Have you thought about getting a sandwich? not a bad idea.... hmmm if only someone would make a post involving sandwich fillings.

Is it just me that finds that funny?

Thats not much of a sarnie like?

A Zafira? Every day I wish I was you.

photoshopped tbh

And the "What the fuck????" award.....