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Tori Amos I've gone out with a few short arse birds and it just looks silly. So I generally require a bird taller than 5'5", but no taller tha 6', that's just scary. 115359[/snapback] How tall are yee like???!! 115377[/snapback] 6'5" Listen carefully and you'll hear Mags swoon. 115381[/snapback] Pud is taller. 115390[/snapback]

HTT Porn tbh

always steer clear of girls with big hands

hmmm lets see, this is a girl who thinks blokes will leave 50quid in a hiding place in Durham on the hope of getting laid. I reckon she may just be foolish enough to believe it.

I dont think any of us were thinking of actually paying the 50 notes like.

Im not quite sure thats what Alex meant to change it to mate

likely story, you've got it all arranged.... so are we going to set up this £50 hidden somewhere thing or what?

was about top post "SMO better get his arse in gear but I see hes here and posting

wouldnt ducking be the absolutely wrong thing to do when a land mine is involved?

Droopy Bellend? Or Poop-the-loop? Can be used for both. If only turtles knew us mean Humans talked about them in this way... 114917[/snapback] I've only ever heard it used for a shit popping out. 114924[/snapback] hes done a survey of 100 random hims in his mirror and 98% agreed that it could be used as a euphanism for a droopy nob.

birthday greetings you mentalist

Dont listen to that fool I read his txts the other week, and believe me, your lasses txts are very very verytame in comparison to what was on his mobile. If you feel strongly enough, and its playing on ya mind, then tell her you have read it and ask her what it means. Give her the chance to explain 1st, you will know if her explanation is plausible or not. If it sounds like a load of rubbish then ask her what is really going on. But give her the benefit of the doubt 1st, and then tell her how you feel about this guy, least then you two can sort it together. If she loves you she will want to sort it out as she wont want you to be feeling bad. 115146[/snapback] Ignore her, she knaaas nowt, in fact shes just narked cos I wouldnt go round and help her fix her loft.

Im sorry to let you know this but..... "Chucking yourself round a biscuit" is street slang for have an 11 man gangbang with large black fellas, 'taken from Bourbon biscuits which are chocolate sandwiches, the term originated in Queens when gay men would meet for 'alternative' coffee mornings. The term "Fixing the loft" is also an alternative slang phrase for carrying out the Monroe Transfer after a seriously large hot curry. So you reckon you'll stay together then?

you have no taste at all FACT

its good. that mini enough for you?

we have to do this, get the "drop" arranged and turn up with an envelope of paper, hide it and then wait with camera for the lucky scamps to collect.

bit of a random chance though wasnt it? "Ive got it sarge, we hand write a note purporting to be from a 17 y/o student looking to sell her body" and stick it in a newspaper in a newsagents. Im fairly certain our man reads the Star and he probably buys it at around 8.30am so we only need one ot two. Then when he texts her we've got him by the bollocks!"

ahhh the old double bluff, I likes your style

Obviously not a proper fan tbh probably a wind up if you ask me like. they are geet propa lush lyk

way better than Diet Cherry Cola if you ask me like, pure heaven.

comedy gold? or lost on everyone else?

That's libelous isn't it ???? Sick possibly Hardly a MORON, I've got O levels and stuff (from the days when you weren't allowed calculators an'all) 114936[/snapback] its alreet mate, I'll tell you how to get round the IP ban

Then you're fucked Packer. Stick around here with your fellow forum dregs. Talk is slower than hair growth on Alex's bonce but it's not so bad once you get used to it. 114926[/snapback] must be full of dole wallers....ahhh that would explain your appearance this afternoon then

no i dont think he has...and i didnt think prostitution was a crime as such, i thought soliciting in public places was though. 114918[/snapback] as long as shes old enough and he hasnt approcahed her out of the blue to solicit then hes fine, admittedly if he lets her and 3 mates come round to his and run a brothel whil his missus is away then hes screwed (literally).

you see this is whats wrong with this country, parents that dont want whats best for their children, dont care about their education or the type of filth they'll see on a computer screen. So Ok we have a few threads about shit, piss and dirty ladies of the night but they're spelt correctly!