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It's so true. Four-and-a-bit years of living in Germany and I've evolved some seriously sharp elbows. Pensioners are the worst, they think they can play all innocent and doddery when they're actually trying to get to the Post Office counter without standing for half an hour, like you inevitably have to because they offer banking services at the same counter these days and grrrrngrl mrrgl mrrrrrr 95915[/snapback] Ahhh but they fought in the war for the likes of you.... oh well on second thoughts you're in Jormany aint ya...hmmm yea scratch that "they fought in the war to try and kill your grandparents and anyone else that didnt look and act just like them".

poofs the lot of ye! I'll be there, may even allow the loonytic lassy to come along.

reading this thread has made me realise what it is that I love about Britain... its the fact that whether you be a skinny, spotty computer geek or a fat ginger accountant you feel you have a chance with Supermodels and skinny famous bints. Ahhhh gets ya right there (points to spot above and left of the now rather painful bellybutton that the lovely nurse of the NHS dismisses as nowt.)

6 nerd points behind Bill Gates tbh

Aye not one of my favourite threads either Thats not a cat its a fookin Shetland pony! A sore one now thanks to Cath. or Spaghetti Carbonara or "sick on a plate" Freak!

I dunno...lets see! owwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! 95408[/snapback] There's one born every minute! 95411[/snapback] dont like you whats the URL of BUPA again????

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I dunno...lets see! owwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

Female???? jeeeeez you never telt me that!!!! <------ please note the now obligatory smilie that says "Im jokin maaaaan ...oooops I mean womaaaaan!" Pen pusher? professional "drink em under the table" more like! well thats the abuse Simone period out of the way, what do I do now? ... wheres J69? As for me Real Name: Peter Sex: Yes please... (now wonders just how many already answered that before me) Age: 36 ...watch it Occupation: Business analyst (oooooh I gotta title these days, cue Radgi appearing to tell me I push pens like the rest of em!)

Gawd! you're on form these days. and as for you Cath, shame on you...Im purposefully going to refuse medical aid on the premise that a top nurse telt me I was preggas so it must be true, that way if I explode you'll be sorry and should you be right then I'll expect an instant babysitter.

Did he show you his outy? Twice? 95395[/snapback] Twice, three times, maybe four or five even, I dont remember how many times he showed me, I was as pished as he was. 95399[/snapback] ahem... I'll think the post in the "Weird..." thread proves who was more pished

Im proud to say.... "I havent got a fuickin clue what you lot are on about"

Oh Fuck!!!!! I wish Id read this thread before going to the loo for an hour and a half! Damn you Sunday Times supplements! oh and yes...thanks Cath for the words of wisdom.

jeeeeeeeeezus HTT Christ on a bike, I mustve been well plastered last night

I've always had an 'inny' belly button but over the last couple of days its suddenly become an 'outy' and is quite tender to the touch. Anybody know whether I should be getting worried or am I just getting to see things from the other side of the inny/outty fence?

but suddenly its an outty, me belly buttons suddenly come out! What the hells going on there????

do NOT delete the SVCHost processes, these are needed for running IE. Basically type each of the names you find in Task Manager into google to identify what they do.

they're all tame tbh Check these idiotic parents out....... Bad Bad Parents

I dont reckon the 3rd person Will be a Young un, if you notice the wording it talks about "a man well known in the music industry" and "the music man" surely if it had been then they would have referred to him as a "singer"? or a "top pop act" or "that geet big irritating poof that won Pop Idol"

exactly, hes probably some gay bloke in an important, well meaning but girly type job (say for instance a male nurse) who goes on Internet message boards and tells everyone hes shagged more birds than everyone else.

done mate

anyone seen Radgina? hmmmmm shes remarkably absent from this thread

the way to the Job Centre? EDIT: Bollocks! wrong way roond! Souness knows the way not Roeder

aaaaaaalan's thread of Man Love? Steve would hate the competition like! 92140[/snapback] Speaking of which, and spotting a chance to move this thread on, where is the big gay aussie?