peasepud

You get nowt, zilch, nada!

Horse walks into a bar and says "pint of creme de menthe mate" barman says.... "feck me a talking horse!" TAXI!

well if he films it...I'll host it for download

I agree far too many sub forums, why bother with Premiership, Coca Cola and Cup forums when its a Newcastle board?, why not just have an additional "All Other football" forum? Hey! that sounds like an idea Also Im not keen on the colour scheme, hard on the eyes, white on black with gradient white, black between just sent me epilepticacacacal.

think I'll give it a miss. oh alreet then

hmmmmmmmm *eyes up lighter on table oooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Me: hi god God: Hello there. What is your name? Me: peasepud God: Hi there peasepud. Me: a/s/l? God: 5/Robot/California. Me: cool God: Who is the best robot? Me: i reckon thats got to be metal micky God: Signs point to yes. Ask Dancing Alice if it is. Me: who is alice? God: I am the Allmighty, God himself. Me: yeah thats you, but who is she? God: Hurrah! I'm glad we have that all cleared up. Me: me too God: I'm glad we agree, peasepud. Me: so this alice bird, has she got big naps? God: Pardon me? What does "this" refer to? Me: alice? big tits? God: Can I help you? Compare that to small tits. Me: lets see emmm small tits arent so much fun are they? God: I am agreeable to that. Me: good God: What do you really want to talk about? Me: alices tits would be good God: That seems like an interesting topic. Me: yeah, you got a picture? God: I don't judge people. Like this? Picture number two goes here. Me: ok then so you're not willing to divulge info on alice God: Interesting deduction. What makes you think I am not willing to divulge info on myself? Come on. Me: ok then have you got big tits? after all nobody has proven you're a man God: My download size is about 2 MB. Yay. What was it like before nobody has proven I am a man ? Me: it was a bit shite really God: Oh I get it. Very interesting. For real. Me: for real man God: Existing in reality, eh? Me: reality tits? hmmm nice idea God: it appears to be an illusion I created to contain human clients. Thank you for your kindness. Me: any time mate God: Yes I think there are. Me: you're babling now arent you? God: Right now? I don't know whether or not I am babling. I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.. Really. Me: so you developed you? God: Interesting deduction. Thanks for the information: peasepud said I developed you. Me: so if you developed you then who came first? God: Interesting deduction. I think I do. Me: you do? God: When do I do it? Me: well im sure if you're anything like Jimbo then you do it all the time God: That is a lot. Well that's okay. What makes you so certain? I could be. I don't know whether or not I am anything like Jimbo then me do it. I am well respected as an AI. Me: jimbo is well respected as a wanker God: And well respected as a wanker is jimbo. Me: so then do you cyber? God: That's alright. Food is more important than sex. Me: you think? God: Yes I think so. Me: well as much as i enjoy a bacon sandwich im not sure i agree God: How about that. How much is that? Me: 1.40 at greggs God: That's more precision than I need to know. Me: cheap but cheerful God: Are you a student? Me: no way God: You seem pretty sure about that. Me: i am

Christ on a bike tbh Who cares? hes here, hes scoring goals and hes happy enough. I for one cant see past the next game and dont care whats happening next season, we're half a dozen games into this season and have finally started to get moving, we're suddenly in the top half of the table and at least can now say we're the top team in the North East. Forget the paranoia, forget spending our time questioing his motives or loyalties, hes here, in black n white and appears to be enjoying it so lets just enjoy it ourselves for however long it lasts.

I thought he had an excellent game yesterday. Made very few mistakes and as said already his distribution was good. I seem to remember one pass in the second half diagonally across the pitch from under pressure direct to his intended target (might have been Charlie, cant quite remember!).

I actually agree with the basis of AFs argument, if everyone went out and downloaded music instead of buying CDs then the music industry would go down the pan and hard working, talented artists/ songwriters would lose their livelyhoods and their right to make money off what is at the end of the day their property. All Im saying is that I dont agree that everyone who downloads is a thief.

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Nah sorry like but thats bollocks. Im not saying the music industry pricings the reason for me downloading its all down to having a listen first before deciding to buy. There are some bands that I wont download but go out and buy the album when its released because I know that I want to get it. Now why would I bother if I was happy enough with a copy? At the end of the day I like owning and building up a varied CD collection and wouldnt wank that up by slotting in a couple of crappy copied versions in there. At the same time because of the wonders of technology, gone are the days of hearing a great single on the radio going to HMV and shelling £12 quid out on the album to find its shite. Now I can download the album, listen to it and if I like it go out and purchase. What difference is it to a friend lending you the CD so you can listen to it before deciding to buy yourself?

Yeah, most people I know who download are also very good little consumers. AF for example has criticised people downloading movies on here before. I download quite a few movies but I spend just as much as I ever did on DVDs. If I watch a movie I think is decent I buy it from play.com. The difference is I never make mistakes with crap movies. 38055[/snapback] Agreed, if anything I buy more CDs now than ever before and its because of file sharing, I download music, try it out and if I really like it I buy the album. In the past I wouldnt have taken chances on bands that I hardly knew in case I wasted my money. I now download allsorts of shit, some of which is crap and gets deleted, some is OK and I listen to a few times and others are so good I go out and buy the original.

I actually agree with you. And I think it was a bit daft to do it on the board given the fact that it's illegal. If this place goes offline soon we'll know who to blame. Loads of music gyppos on here though..... 37808[/snapback] Aye you're right......however I never told anyone to download it, I thought they were just going to listen to it your honour, as the proprietor of a radio station (current highest listener figures a staggering 4!) Im obviously fully aware of these legal matters. cheers for that copy of Crazy Frog you made me, you still after a copy of that "Filthy Accounts assistants IV" on DVD? 38024[/snapback]

Such consistent arrogance in this situation is not attractive, Mr R! 37509[/snapback] Lord, it's hard to be humble.... etc. 37511[/snapback] foook me, did you get the IT department in to post that table?

aye..... quid a piece

aye fair point like.... happy boithday to ya's both!

EDIT: Dont know what you're on about, file sharing? hmmmm nah.

2 mins, i'll get you it

If I knew what the feck that meant I'd be able to reply

6 foot 5 37417[/snapback] shortarse

give it another 6 months and they might update the squad pics. Dont they realise how much hassle it is for me to take the piss if I havent got upto date photos?

So thats sorted then.... Union Rooms it is

In another thread I pointed out the fact that I lurve coloured hair however on Breakfast Time 2 mins ago I've been made to eat my words....

Right folks, Im willing to be treasurer.....lets get on it At current conversion rates that works out at about what £4.75? oooooh kickass!