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Oh, how I hate that man.

Obviously Ashley was just waiting for the right moment.

He's like a cartoon character, he wears that all the time.

Cabaye's wife should be more worried, tbh.

Aye, that's why I think Ben Arfa should definitely start.

I agree, should be given a new contract. He has to do something about his hair though, looks like he's wearing a wig:

I haven't heard about that, premature birth?

We should definitely win this. Would be nice to see Ben Arfa, Santon and/or Marveaux start but I don't think Pardew will change anything. 2-0 to the Toon, Ba and Ben Arfa.

Got one myself tomorrow. I don't tend to be nervous, I just don't like 'em.

Raylor has one hell of a right foot. Really useful as an alternative when starting our attacks with his ability to pick out a long pass. Also really useful at set plays of course. His right foot is his one and only strength, though. He's a bit like a right-footed version of Ian Harte when he played for Leeds.

Aye, he's got no confidence in 1on1 situations. He only seems to be running at full speed when there's no one around. Maybe he would work better as a sub, utilising his pace for 20 minutes or so.

One player who showed real promise here I think is Patrick van Aanholt (currently on loan at Wigan). But no chance in hell, I guess.

Watching Collo the last few games he's half our defence basically. If he misses a handful of games we're gonna be in bother. Still in two minds about what we need. Santon being able to play both full back positions is a massive bonus. He can play RM as well apparently. The other probs with the striker argument is that it is very hard to get anyone good in Jan (for the money I imagine they want to spend). Colo is the best CB we've had since...I don't even know. Woodgate was excellent for us but couldn't play three games in a row without getting injured. Philippe Albert, well those kind of CBs don't exist anymore Would be great to get someone like Erik Pieters in Jan. Ideally a striker as well but I won't hold my breath.

Spurs fan in a nutshell.

Well, I wouldn't compare us lying fourth after eight games with reaching the Champions League. If we reach the Champions League I'll give Ashley some credit. Maybe.

Absolutely. He's a very frustrating player but seems like a great lad.

The team playing well at the moment has nothing to do with Mike Ashley.

Shola is a mystery. A legend, if you will. Colo MOTM for me. Again.

That's too kind. I've yet to see him beat his defender and he doesn't track back. I don't really see why he should be in the starting XI. He's purposeless.

Shola you fucking legend!!! :D

Ba off??? Unbelievable.

Fuck.

He's having a shocker. And that fucking pointing...

YES!!! BA!!! Great by Jonas there.