Alan Shearer Is God

Thought that was Phil Brown, when he was assistant at Bolton. Maybe that was just me dreaming though!!

I have high hopes for this lad. Just hopes that he can adapt to the physical side of the English game quickly. Saw some of his goals in a compilation that Sky had on before the game yesterday, some of his goals were absoloute quality. If we can get him fit and in form, we will have one hell of a player on our hands. It just remains to be seen if Souness will play him in his right position.

We should get a fitness coach in from Rugby League. The guys who play that sport have got to be one of the fittest sportsmen around, constantly moving for 40 minutes at a time with a 10 minute break inbetween. Palace employed the former Wakefield head coach, to do fitness training with the side in training and half an hour before the match. It can certainly do no harm to anyone.

He wont be leading them then, if he is vice captain will he?

Fuck sake,look how many times he has saved our arses,he makes 2 mistakes and you make out he's like O'brien. 21300[/snapback] Care to name afew? In your opinion do you think that he was worth £8.5Million?

Looks like Delaval Hall to me that does.

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Does it matter who they fly with in all honesty?

good post. especially the last word. 21071[/snapback] Omar the expert has seen Newcastle play how many times ?? 21116[/snapback] I smell.......................................... A SOOPAFAN!

RVN was already on his way down before Given touched him. This was clearly visable from the replay.

He was awful throught the game yesterday. 2 very costly mistakes and his positioning is just woeful. £8Million, what a rip off, I bet Rangers were laughing when we offered that to them!

How come most people are rating Boumsong above Bowyer in here? Boumsong was awful, made 2 mistakes and was out of position most of the time. £8 Million, we were well and truely ripped off.

Good for him, greedy bassa. Maybe he can help them get relegated aswel?

Some lad I know shagged this bird in a tent in the middle of a field somewhere and he used a spar carrier bag

Chester City are interested? Now we're fucked.

Then we will be doomed for all eternity.

Wouldnt suprise me if he brought in our good freind Peytar Reid

I can just see freddy on the phone to the Depor president now............. Fool.

Would Dickov be any worse than Shearer in his current form? 16242[/snapback] It's not just Shearer's bad form, it's also the entire team around him and our tactics, or have you somehow missed that? Shearer + no supply or support = no goals. Like Dickov is going to fix it..... 16246[/snapback] No I haven't. Have you noticed that when we do have posession of the ball in midfield that the complete absence of any movement from Shearer up front leaves the midfield scratching their heads as to quite what to do with the ball? Or have you somehow missed that? 16255[/snapback] He was by himself, completely isolated, and his only supply was the long ball hoof. What the hell do you expect him to do playing under that system? Of course if we had Bellamy or Robert.... There's no need for any scape goat other than Souness for the mess we are currently in. 16261[/snapback] Aye, heres me thinking it was FF's fault for not releasing the money for new players, ah well.

Never believe this poster - he has pulled this stunt before and is full of shite.

Oasis - The Masterplan album. Quality stuff

I wish you would stop making threads and just posting links in them, abit annoying.

What position was he playing?

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