Alan Shearer Is God

Here we go again.................. Can we just have a separate forum for threads about the old and new board?

Reckon Spain are going to bottle it, Germany to win 2-0.

Seen him play once for Halifax Town towards the end of his career. Cant remember the opposition but Halifax were attacking and he was sat on the floor against the post not taking any notice of the game around him. Then the opposition got the ball and shot from about 20 yards out by the time he realised the shot was coming he hadnt even managed to get up off the ground! One of the funniest things ive ever seen at a game! RIP anyway.

I don't think any of us have honestly thought that since about 1997. Let him keep thinking that though, obviously adds to his hatred of us. I reckon he is a Mackem.

Thanks.

Cheshire is the place to be

He wears the number 99 I believe... He won the falklands war didnt he?

Quick question, anyone know where I can park in Blackburn for the game tomorrow? Does pay on the gate mean you can pay on the gate or do you have to collect your tickets from the box office at Blackburn?

Where the fucks Adamstown? Right dead centre of Newcastle you ignorant cunt. What are you a fucking makem??? :o

Sex clubs? Sex clubs?! Gentlemens clubs I think is a better name for them IMO. Not really, the ones Snakey goes to involve a game of soggy biscuit.

Sex clubs? Sex clubs?! Gentlemens clubs I think is a better name for them IMO.

The league of which Scunny are champions? How very dare you. Reading were in that "shit" league not so long ago mate. Preciesly, and now where are Reading? Just fucks me off when people start claiming the lower leagues are shit. Were you saying that when you were watching your team play in it every week? I can see why fans of the "bigger" teams think it, but not fucking Reading fans. I've been going to Reading games for years, I think I'm perfectly qualified to express an opinion on the lower leagues. The top two tiers of English football are far better than the lower divisions tbh. You dont say?

May I be the first to say that you best go into hiding for afew days after this comment!!

Prepare fresh fruit and veg for Morrisons before they get to stores.

They dont like new comers over their do they?!!!!

We were, but we stepped aside We are still looking at Kuyt, tbh.

Well, he has to say something to make Beckham still think that he has made the right decision to go to the USA.

As if anyone in their right mind would leave Seville for Citeh!

Maybe, finally, we can get a win in pie land? Then again he will probably end up playing like Franco Baresi against us.

Baia or Mendieta

And I will join you... have you both forgotten which team we're talking about now? i mean there's optimism and there's optimism. how rich are portsmouth's and West Ham's chairmen again? I know where you are coming from and i can understand your pessimism but we have had very little to get excited about over the last forty years all be it for a few near misses in the 90s I live in hope that i will see Newcastle win something in my life time Stop pissing on my bonfire Nee chance! Doubt even my kids (if I ever have any!) will see us win anything!

Id be quite pleased if we managed to get Hyypia in. Not got the pace anymore (dont really think he had any to start with!) but he still has the brain and would bring Taylor on loads.

We did, but he decided that Citeh was going to be the best club for him because they were offering him a couple of grand extra a week.

Doubt we could afford him, vastly overrated anyway.

It wasnt Lenard off 'That Peter Kay Thing' was it?!