Toonraider

How would know what having glue inside your mouth is like? 114996[/snapback] you are being particulary picky today shandy Anything else? 114999[/snapback] Just incredibly bored with programming today. 115001[/snapback] i thought all of us were bored.....isnt that why we're here discussing the merits of a new choccy bar?

How would know what having glue inside your mouth is like? 114996[/snapback] you are being particulary picky today shandy Anything else?

what a sad cow really (if its true) i'd be gutted if that was my kid.

i hate peanut butter, its sticks to the inside of your mouth like glue

The cherry coke, peanut kit kats, or licking your own arse? 114969[/snapback] Who mentioned her arse? ......I dont remember at any point saying Rick Parfitt's arse! 114973[/snapback] Licking all over the world! 114982[/snapback]

The cherry coke, peanut kit kats, or licking your own arse? 114969[/snapback] Who mentioned her arse? ......I dont remember at any point saying Rick Parfitt's arse! 114973[/snapback] now thats an even worse disgusting thought

well...you're the one with all the sim cards floating about.....

The cherry coke, peanut kit kats, or licking your own arse? 114969[/snapback] all of it!!!! im not a gymnast like catmag by the way

urgh sounds disgusting

hmmm let me see now so far i've learnt........ Brock has a weird thing going on with his penis Gemmill has red hair and a deadly aim when peeing SO is a tart The rest of you are pervs Northern humour is very different from southern : catmag likes cats, woolly jumpers and she can lick her flaps!! aaalan adores Gol wacky is ickle Most of you are piss taking bastards Some threads really make me laugh but we all share a love for the Toon as painful as it can be

no i dont think he has...and i didnt think prostitution was a crime as such, i thought soliciting in public places was though.

An online Pimping service. There's a market there somewhere. 114889[/snapback] still got the bit of paper somewhere as well 114897[/snapback] Keep it, it'll be worth a fortune as a piece of online history one day. 114913[/snapback] ...or as evidence in court

What's wrong with here like? Eh? 114902[/snapback] Just slightly off topic 114903[/snapback] that happened to me before! It was because i wasnt logged in and quoted a thread to reply to. Then i must have changed my mind...when i did finally log in to post later it remembered and put my new post on the old thread!

Never had any joy with that or any other job site, but then there are about 10 companies in the world employing people full-time to do the boring shit I do. 114881[/snapback] Meenzer i cannot believe for one moment you'd do a boring mundane job!

114874[/snapback] surely he wouldnt with his lass pregnant? If you're right, i certainly hope he uses a condom, who knows what lurgies he could pass on to his lass

Talking of CV's, has anyone had experience of this site? (or others similar)? you post your CV so employers can search for the right person! http://www.monster.co.uk/

Doesnt make me popular with hubby, infact it has caused rows/strops/flounce alerts because i insist on watching/going to football and he hates it

I see we're going to have to keep a close eye on you at the next piss-up 114398[/snapback] or take a urine bottle

They should dab the end with a bit of loo roll tbh 114392[/snapback] yep so they should, but there must be after dribbles sometimes!!

Have always thought must be awful for you men if you dribble after a pee and it shows on your jeans/trousers

No, but you can make adjustments, I never have a problem with it, although I do sit half the time anyway... I do however have a problem with "splash-back" from urinals, so I won't use them. 114307[/snapback] Please tell me you only do your sitting when you need a shit. I don't have a problem with this. I don't piss on the floor and I don't piss on the seat. If for some reason I do piss on the seat (never the floor ), I wipe the fucker off with bog roll and flush it down the bog, so no one's any the wiser. 114311[/snapback] ahh another half decent male

so have i

Nick Cave-Breathless

Her fun bags are blacked out on my pc, just as well I've got the original! Is it showing up proper on everyone else's? I'm about to txt the poor lass the link!!! 114214[/snapback] aw thats cruel

Her fun bags are blacked out on my pc, just as well I've got the original! Is it showing up proper on everyone else's? I'm about to txt the poor lass the link!!! 114214[/snapback] no, its blacked out on mine too