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Did you spot the cameo of Stephen Merchant?

The first 4 eps have been leaked onto the darkside of the web!!

Invite sent! Check pm!

It's only a small office of 5 people, and there is no IT dept to speak of. My contract runs out in 2 weeks, so I'm not bothered about getting my wrists slapped again Found a wireless connection with my psp, so I'm looking into getting past the wep security now

Still waiting to have the web hooked up at my new home! Would rather stay away from µtorrent, tbh, as the boss will be keeping an eye out for it...

Got my wrist slapped at work today after the boss discovered what the µtorrent logo in the systray was! Does anyone know of a torrent or usenet client that will run without anything sitting in the systray or the taskbar? The people I work with are too daft to use alt-ctrl-del, so it does'nt have to be too clever, and as long as I don't hog the bandwidth too much, they would never notice.

If you're using Azureus or µTorrent, enable transfer encryption.

Happy Birthday!

You can usually find it on uknova.com, but the latest one hasn't been uploaded yet.

Fucking hope not. It would cost a fortune to have ramps going all the way up to the board room & directors' box. Health & safety nightmare, tbpfh.

I only watched it cos parts of it were filmed down the road from me. The only bit I liked was the oriental bird with the lolly pop.

Zoom in & you'll see that everyone is looking at the ball in the back of the net:

Might be gingivitis Try getting a non-alcohol mouthwash from the chemist to treat it. Will be gone in days rather than weeks. And as Dr. Ken advises, stop using a fecking yard brush and Vim to clean your teeth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlbSMclD6H8

Therapist's wet dream, tbh

Nah, he's more monkfish than wrasse

wtf is it? Is it a wrasse?

That would explain this choice of career, from her wikipedia bio: Mills McCartney was a journalist for the Newcastle Evening Chronicle, for which she wrote an on-going column. Now we know where Anal Oliver draws his inspiration.

Just 8 more posts from me and I'll be allowed to whip ye all

I once had a downstairs neighbour who compalined every time I walked around my flat wearing shoes. She even complained as I was moving in. Then one night she called the police to complain that I was having a wild party. At 10pm! The cops came round to find me and two mates playing Duke Nukem on the playstation, ffs! That was the final straw, the next day she had melted Mars bars splashed on her windows when she was out. Apparently it's a bastard to scrape off. She was round the same day complaining I had been feeding the pigeons on my balcony Fooking big pigeons!! Then a couple of months before I moved out, apparently my bathroom was dripping down into her living room. Did I hurry to call the plumber? I didn't even bother. Just twatted the radiators for half an hour every couple of weeks and then went downstairs to tell her that it had been fixed.

Jorman tottie vs Russian tottie. Discuss!

Thanks for te replies. My gut reaction says SP, but my head and my wallet say Deutschland. I'd be in a place called 'Alsfeld'. Sounds too much like 'Ass felt' for my liking, tbh. But it does have a brewery Any decent clubs nearby for temporary adoption?

So glad I found this thread. Got a major dilemma. I've been teaching on and off abroad for the last 12 years. Got a nice little side-earner as well that was recently featured in the help section. Thanks to Peaspud, the usurper was soon scared off. Anyways, I've been offered two jobs, either side of my last country, Poland, where I spent a happy 8 years living the life of riley in Warszawa. Here's the choice- a short-term contract in St. Petersburg till Christmas, or a similar contract in a small town in Jormany. I know that St. Petersburg will be the wild east, full of surprises of both the good and bad variety, and Jormany will be a safe option to spend the run up to Xmas quaffing fine pilsner in a picturesque small town of 20,000 people. St. Petersburg pays less, but there's more VFM, but only if I'm sensible. With Jormany, with a lack of distactions in a small town, I could quite easily come back to the UK at Christmas with a couple of grand saved. I speak feck all Jorman and can barely read, let alone speak Russian, so settling in would be just as mad in either place. What would you do?

Happened to me two weeks ago. The details of my HSBC Maestro were compromised, and the feckers attempted to go on a spending spree after making small 'test' transactions on National Express tickets in the Milton Keynes area. They then tried to buy and LCD TV from Argos and a sofa from DFS, totalling £1500. The bank thinks the details were taken by a dodgy member of staff at a certain computer components retailer based in Dorking which specialises in RAM. All very annoying and rather scary.