Andrew Flintoff

I think 2-1 to the Aussies sadly. We're just not a strong enough unit yet.

I really liked El Coto when I went there about a year or so ago like

Course it is. The twat arsed around doing nothing watching us get relegated, while getting paid ridiculous amounts of money. Now he gets a move to the biggest club in the world while we sit in the second tier. Fair?

Yeah I've pondered the hifi, jack, phono route but the wires get on my nerves, and I'd like to hit the remote to change tracks Thanks for the suggestions so far.

All I'm looking for a decent iPod dock (along the lines of the Bose SoundDock, but cheaper) for the living room. Needs to look nice, not too many wires and have a remote and nice sound. Anyone recommend any (pref under £100...)

So much like LoG - brilliant

I've renewed. No brinkmanship from me, just wanted to ensure that I still get it at the price I was quoted on the form (teehee, box office are clowns)

Big Les' first Toon goal, home to Coventry. Took a touch, round the keeper, slid it in at the near post. He said he was convinced the Gallowgate End had sucked it into the net.

Pretty much every creature, human or otherwise, is laughing at this kit* *except N-O

Can't buy them anywhere else

Still waiting for the 0/10 option like

I load the game up then use the Real-Time Editor to make Owen's contract expire etc. Give us nowt to spend, chairman wants out, morale and rep down loads. Means you can't go out and sign everyone and win the league with 120pts Much more fun

I think it gets worse every time I see it...

Still have every single football shirt I've ever owned (NUFC or otherwise). I have them all on shelves in my parents' house - I could never part with them

I bought me old man a lush England cricket polo shirt from Sports Soccer Direct Donnay.cock (whatever the fuck it's called these days):

I genuinely prefer that pink one

Owen and Brown, match made in heaven

At least it'll be a quick way of spotting the mongs in our crowd. Anyone wearing that shirt should have their opinions null and void and their tickets confiscated.

Can't get over the shitness of that

That really is horrific like

Bump - close enough...

That video is the epitome of embarassment. Writing 'FTM' on everything is sad enough, but to actually SAY the letters out loud

So, to recap: Dodgy formatted road-signs (one on the wrong side of the road). Badly spelled shop signs (made by the owner of a shop sign company). Hoax takeover bids spotted as a hoax by all but one shoddy newspaper. A pisspoor bedsheet hung over the Tyne Bridge at 5am when noone could see it. The Mackems' baiting seriously needs to improve, in my humble. I forgot to mention, they're having a "North East's only Premier League Party"

Daft cunts