NJS

With an eye on the bloke being alright, we need to rise above all this stuff about Lockyer and beat these cunts.

Draw not bad.

Is the requirement to put 100 pens past the lasses team's keeper?

Is there an opposite gif from the Lisa Kudrow one where the caption is "That is information every fucker on the planet knew"...

It makes me laugh when they talk about that "Spursy" thing of fucking things up and I always think try watching NUFC for 40 odd years you cunts.

I'd also like to say I thought Trippier had balls the size of Buster Gonad's when he went up to take a pen. Shame about the miss but hats off anyway.

Mick Harford winner in 1980 - he scored after about 8 minutes and we held on exactly like tonight but made it. I think Kevin Carr might even have saved a pen - it resurfaced in my brain in the context of tonight and Saturday.

I'm more concerned about how shit Almiron is. I'd be tempted to try Tino there on Saturday.

I swear Goodman wasn't bad even when commentating on us but I think something happened about two years ago that has embittered him - can't think what... He should be a poster boy for RTG.

Loving the lack of var - no worries when things move on. (Definite red aside).

Pardew-esque bench of full backs.

I've noticed the real "crime" according to them is "kicking out" ST holders by not letting them buy their seat. I used to sit in the East stand for the first few years I had an ST and we were moved for Preston and Man Utd in the FA Cup so the idea it's a perticularly bad decision is of course bollocks.

Or enacting some kind of sister marrying wedding ritual.

That would only ever happy against Liverpool - even if it's Man Utd.

It was more just the Benders as far as I recall and it was a pretty small group. A couple of lads I know were "invited" to go to Man City with them in 83 or 84 in a couple of transits and found it a bit much as they were proper heed the baals. Without going all RTG worship club, Newcastle's "problem" in the 80s and 90 was lack of organisation - nobody really took control compared to the other clubs/firms. Certainly the mackems were more disciplined/organised. Newcastle were happy to split into groups as people were too "independent". When it did come together like at Chelsea in 83 (I think TBD posted a picture recently) it was a sight to behold.

I've got a bit of sympathy for players when they're genuinely just trying to clear the ball in the box and an opponent just gets in the way but it's a nailed on pen - I couldn't understand why Wolves were whinging about that one against Schar the other month - it can't be anything else. Unless it's Liverpool or Man Utd of course.

Ah, the real inspiration for the taking down of the Berlin wall - should've known.

Who the fuck is he? Ah, Gerrard's cone putter-outer. Makes sense now.

Mayonnaise and tomato ketchup are the devil's spunk and period blood (I'm assuming "he's" an hermaphrodite for this purpose) . Agree that rhubarb is shite. Quite like turkey as long as its moist. Love fish but don't like "seafood" in general but the couple of times I've had lobster I thought it was alright.

I'd still go back and do Liverpool and Man Utd over the Mascherano /Tevez thing - the cunts retrospectively changed the rules to avoid investigation.

The only thing about the Europa which I would've been happy to take is that I'd have been wary of meeting the scouse cunts. Of course we need to learn big game mentality but we're not quite there yet imo.

Of course they'd beat Milan

I know it's bitter but I hope PSG get Man City or Real Madrid and get smashed to fuck.

It's that fucking pen that still bugs me.

He was good in House as well.