NJS

We have a country of adults who almost universally use the word "poo" rather than faeces or defecate and when they go to the doctor still use phrases like "down there" and "women's problems" I'm all for anything that changes that and produces actual adults - and yes even at seven.

Does anyone know what the breakdown is of their team - loanee versus actual SAFC player?

Fulham want him as well.

We've probably gone from definitely waiting till summer for main target(s) to putting extra effort in after Shelvey got injured to now going shit or bust in this window. Might work out for the best.

I would love someone like Murray to just say the var ref didn't give a red because its fucking Liverpool.

This ertificial pitch at Livingston looks very 1980s...

As soon as they fail to make the playoffs or lose in them they'll revert to default and start hounding out Mowbray.

Almost wish it had stood for the bites when we sign the lad.

South Africa premier league channel if you have it.

The cunts are winning but Stewart's just been stretchered off.

I remember the reaction to spending 5m on Bellamy and that worked out despite him being a prick so I think this will be okay. The thing about players who wind opposition fans up is that it's okay when they're in your team - see Shearer and Ginola as another couple of examples. I do hope there are a couple more inbound though.

Oaf's a bit of an old school insult - can only imagine that mad posh woman off Gogglebox saying it nowadays.

The cunts beat us, Chelsea and Man Utd to stay up last year like...

It's fair enough that Baddiel's taken the position not to care about Israel which may also be based on him being an atheist but for many Jews and especially religious ones, its existence is central to their identity. I think "divine" nationalism is what makes it a special case and so contentious - of course the same applies to Muslims regarding Jerusalem so its not one-sided.

There was a bit on Tuesday where the commentator mentioned it would be hard to breach the team with the best defence in the country and on some level I was screaming "don't be fucking stupid, we can't be" with every fibre of my being...

If only there was a way we could gauge how good they are compared to Premier league teams by arranging some kind of match - maybe this weekend? (Of course just watch Fulham play a weak team and lose to the cunts).

Have to say I dream of us beating Wigan and Millwall on a daily basis.

That's exactly what Shearer said about him being sick of us turning up at Arsenal and being rolled over and thanked for the 3 points. What annoyed people the most about the 0-0 is it showed those days are over.

The entertainers who were everyone's second team who sadly won nowt versus hated (potential) winners. I know which I prefer.

Worthy of a mass t-shirt wearing if we ever play the fuckers again...

Benali I think - proper dirty bastard.

Just noticed it was the wavee that Isak sent for a pie for the goal - not his night...

Mackem Don.

Fucking hell I cant take this.

If that had been a defender there's no way a pen would've been given so its shocking its given there.