NJS

"There's no VAR as it's not a premier league stadium". Ouch.

You'd need suits with bladder pouches akin to astronauts' to allow for the pissy CTs of the world.

Fucking hell, I thought I hated the scouse cunts but I now find out I'm an apprentice on his first day compared to the boss that is London Blue. Hats off...

As I've said before, the scouse cunts (or at least the ones that know their history) were perfectly happy for one club to have a financial advantage when that club was Liverpool with the Moores' pools money.

One each from Arsenal, Man Utd, Chelsea, Liverpool and Spurs and a token - probably the Scouse Mackems.

He has a right foot? (Soz, glad he's seemingly okay).

Boldon - some bloke off Ready to groom (not CT).

Just say she believes this. Just say some people think she's on to something. How does any of this help her make a comeback?

In 98 and 99 a few of my mates who didn't have tickets came down just for the beer etc and had a good time - whisper it quietly but one of them was a Sunderland fan (from Shields obviously).

If we'd started spending like this, the league would have convened a meeting and introduced new rules by tea time. It's the exceptionalism that gets me - I'm sure others including us could have done it but for them to do it with barely a shrugged shoulder seems wrong.

The next year spurs blatantly broke the rules on tax and were fined 12 points but it was dropped on appeal. And don't get me started on the Scouse cunts and the Manc cunts getting away with Mascherano and Tevez by a nice little retrospective changing of the the rules.

Last time it was just STs but the allocation for this one is usually larger than the FA cup. I expect all ST holders will get a chance first.

Also presumably if he isn't cup-tied and contributes to them beating Fulham, they'll be back to square one with no strikers against Leeds as he won't be able to play.

Or poll RTG on how many they want for their's then do one seat more..

Of all his crimes I've always thought that was the worst - even surpassing his treatment of Keegan which I'd happily see him die for.

I know appealing would be pointless and also it would be 100% whataboutery but I'd love it if just for a laugh we paid for a top lawyer to appeal armed with a comparison of the Fabinho tackle and VAR decision.

Howe confirmed Shelvey/Darlow and said no incomings to the press.

I'm worried we've only got 4 real midfielders - 5 counting Anderson. Plenty of wide /attacking options but light a bit further back.

Tit alert but she's got a big coat on...

Who mentioned a Ciggy hattrick?

What was the name of that fucker we signed 3 or 4 years ago that played about 10 minutes and CT thought was a world beater? From Italy maybe? (I realise this could apply to several players).

Jorghino has signed for Arsenal apparently.

Is that Johnny X? - would be a good buy as it would be invisible for FFP purposes.

I'm a week behind so watched the second episode tonight - bored me to tears. The third one is supposedly a bit of a one-off with that bloke out of Parks and Recreation so I'll watch it as a make or break decision maker on the whole thing.

Everton have bid all the Gordon money for Conor Gallagher allegedly.