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Of all his crimes I've always thought that was the worst - even surpassing his treatment of Keegan which I'd happily see him die for.

I know appealing would be pointless and also it would be 100% whataboutery but I'd love it if just for a laugh we paid for a top lawyer to appeal armed with a comparison of the Fabinho tackle and VAR decision.

Howe confirmed Shelvey/Darlow and said no incomings to the press.

I'm worried we've only got 4 real midfielders - 5 counting Anderson. Plenty of wide /attacking options but light a bit further back.

Tit alert but she's got a big coat on...

Who mentioned a Ciggy hattrick?

What was the name of that fucker we signed 3 or 4 years ago that played about 10 minutes and CT thought was a world beater? From Italy maybe? (I realise this could apply to several players).

Jorghino has signed for Arsenal apparently.

Is that Johnny X? - would be a good buy as it would be invisible for FFP purposes.

I'm a week behind so watched the second episode tonight - bored me to tears. The third one is supposedly a bit of a one-off with that bloke out of Parks and Recreation so I'll watch it as a make or break decision maker on the whole thing.

Everton have bid all the Gordon money for Conor Gallagher allegedly.

We have a country of adults who almost universally use the word "poo" rather than faeces or defecate and when they go to the doctor still use phrases like "down there" and "women's problems" I'm all for anything that changes that and produces actual adults - and yes even at seven.

Does anyone know what the breakdown is of their team - loanee versus actual SAFC player?

Fulham want him as well.

We've probably gone from definitely waiting till summer for main target(s) to putting extra effort in after Shelvey got injured to now going shit or bust in this window. Might work out for the best.

I would love someone like Murray to just say the var ref didn't give a red because its fucking Liverpool.

This ertificial pitch at Livingston looks very 1980s...

As soon as they fail to make the playoffs or lose in them they'll revert to default and start hounding out Mowbray.

Almost wish it had stood for the bites when we sign the lad.

South Africa premier league channel if you have it.

The cunts are winning but Stewart's just been stretchered off.

I remember the reaction to spending 5m on Bellamy and that worked out despite him being a prick so I think this will be okay. The thing about players who wind opposition fans up is that it's okay when they're in your team - see Shearer and Ginola as another couple of examples. I do hope there are a couple more inbound though.

Oaf's a bit of an old school insult - can only imagine that mad posh woman off Gogglebox saying it nowadays.

The cunts beat us, Chelsea and Man Utd to stay up last year like...

It's fair enough that Baddiel's taken the position not to care about Israel which may also be based on him being an atheist but for many Jews and especially religious ones, its existence is central to their identity. I think "divine" nationalism is what makes it a special case and so contentious - of course the same applies to Muslims regarding Jerusalem so its not one-sided.