Ugly Mackems

Almiron and Ritchie couldn't make a player between them. Throw useless Joe in the mix and it would be nearly a player! Big HT talk from Bruce!

Which proves - nothing. But thanks for anally probing my content - again!

I'm anything but content. Seeing Rafa as a boring twat who talked a better game than he ever played does not in any way shape or form turn Steve Bruce into something he most definitely isn't. Seems a popular misconception on here that to suggest Rafa wasn't all that impressive it makes me prefer the present chancer. When Bruce departs the guarantee is that unless Ashley is long gone, it'll be another absolute chancer who gets the gig. Same shit. Different day.

I bet you could scare some schoolgirls with that craic!

Yes, PL games to clarify. I'm amazed no one who likes a good old fashioned screenshot or even a ....graph, yes, a GRAPH has pointed this stat out. Surprised me mind!

Should be a decent win. But probably won't be. Fulham's luck will change. Fuck knows how The Cabbage in his first 50 games as manager of NUFC has amassed more more wins and fewer defeats than the previous incumbent managed in his first 50. All that with Big Joe as an almost ever present. Remarkable...

Don't be worrying about trolling me. We'll concede 4/5 four of five times this season. It's par for the course.

Goalkeeper coaching. For the last 5/6 years I don't think I've seen a NUFC keeper release it quick. Leeds just had 5 players in our box when darlow collected it. He then held on until every Leeds player was back in position. Definitely something in the coaching.

I'd take a point now....

That looks a poor team. Big Joe starts.

Your regular girlfriends are lapping that craic up mind.

If we won 10-0 there be more than a fair share of whinging bastards on here. Bruce is certainly no tactical genius but his bigger sin is he's NOT Rafa Benitez - because Rafa is world class don't you know! And enlightened Tyneside, nay - THE WORLD with his brand of expansive, explosive and exciting football in his 3 season Tyneside tenure.

You can't get pissed on baileys.

17 points is in my experienced opinion puts us half way to safety. 3 of the current bottom 4 are gone.

Should we applaud Bruce for making the changes? Good win. Leeds and Fulham next up before three games with zero points.

Was rank most of the season until he was tapped up.

Shithouse.

Sounds rank.

Off. Just when we're on a winning streak. Big Joe hitting form with his best 3 minutes in 45 appearances.

Good job I had me crisp £5 note on Wilson. That had nowts each written all over it! Two bang average teams mind but we're top half. What will I invest my winning on?

12/1 for 1st goal I've risked 50p

Almiron is guilty.

Joelinton and Hendrick starting.

Easy win for the lads.

Bloody hell. How has that situation happened?