Ugly Mackems

Isolating! 7 days done! 7 to go. Told on Friday by track and trace I'd been in contact with someone on the Tuesday who tested positive on the Friday! Got a negative test Friday night (testing was efficient mind) but still have to sit out for 14 days from point of contact!

Rather pedantic though eh? Although you would definitely know being a none, sorry non-....

Season ticket holders mainly. Or supafans as none attendees call them.

My ma said we are!

All NUFC PPV games are away from Saturday 3pm. Not sure of others. Who gets the £££ generated? edit. man u moved to 8pm. other games already selected.

Get IPTV ladies. I've a great provider if you are stuck. £50pa. (he does 1 month, 6 month etc) Works on firestick no problem. Give these SKY cunts fuck all.

It was discussed on the radio today. The dinosaur being made redundant is apparently the Arsenal fans liaison officer. On £40k a year they reckon. Ozil, when asked to take a pay cut, wanted to know if he agreed that the money would be used to avoid redundancies etc.

That's me and Alex Mrs both.

What do you think winds up Edwards and UM?

The girls will love that. How old are you?

Not much joy around here on the back of a decent result.

Come on big joe. 50p on the hat-trick! 150/1

We have Big Joe. They have little(arms) Jord! Englands No.1

1 smiley. About right. Fairly poor. MDB

3 maybe 4.

Only two smileys. Your work is just not up to standard. Less funny material can get at least 3. Sometime 4 (yes, four)

3 people thought that funny enough to leave a smiley. That amuses me somewhat.

No it isn't. Keep saying it and you WILL eventually believe it.

Shields have gone to 150 max (from 300 before the most recent restrictions) which effectively makes every game an all ticket. The usual facemasks must be worn etc. No entry into the club house but were selling beer from the front door.

I saw a wonderful game tonight. N Shields 3 v 2 Hebburn. Toon should be interviewing the next chancer on the conveyer belt of whoppers!

Double header Toon then North Shields v Hebburn (top v 2nd) Two good wins!

No it isn't. He admitted it himself.

Someone thinks that's funny.

No one forces you to have Newcastle as your "favourite* team. Stick to your FF team if that's of more interest.

TBF Rafa had this in his game plan. Be in the game at 80m then give it a go. It worked today thankfully. Darlow the only player that can pick this week's wage up and know he's earned it.