Ugly Mackems

TBF he never stated which chin.

I bet if his mammy saw him typing that he'd be sent to his scratcher......no hint of supper and the landing light well and truly in its off position.

As per...

Ha ha ha.

Resounding victory.

Simon Jordan slaughtering everyone but Bruce. "You can't polish a turd!"

Anyone watched Aus v India overnight/ this morning? How good seeing them Aussies twats humbled by India's second string? Rishab Pant is a very decent player in the mould of a wicket-keeping Ben Stokes. Pujara will be black and blue all over but fuck me he took everything they sent his way. Probably one of the greatest test series ever played. The upside to being locked down is watching more of this than I could have in normal times.

Darlow can learn something about releasing it quickly when in his hands.

Plural ...cornerS

Family? Where do I say it's family? Other than I knew a man who knew a man....

My mate worked on T5 Heathrow extension (or was it Olympic Pak?) and was working with Pardews brother who was asking him if he supported the Toon. He told him that his brother was bang on to be the next manager as he'd already been in talks with the Toon. My mate phoned and told me but I never believed it would happen. He insisted he was serious. I remember posting it on N.O. at the time he would be our next manager a good few weeks before it happened.

Has anyone read Shearers thoughts in his article on The Athletic? Does he slate Bruce or sidestep giving his drinking mucca a blast? Cut n paste anyone?

Harry!? Although I'd trust Louise' judgement more than both Father in Law and Ex.

This Redknapp? Jamie Redknapp : 17:49 - “Bruce is doing a great job “ 17:51 - “I fancy sheff Utd tonight” 17:54 - “Newcastle are going to get dragged into a relegation fight”

Now now lady. Play nice. I can almost feel the thud of your typing finger as you typed that.

He got lumbered with Joe and Max. Both equally as impressive as each other this season.

Derby 1.0 was a stinker mind. So glad there's no fans there as I'd very likely have been there.

Placed the one he should have hammered and hammered the one he should have placed. But, should never have been dubbed.

Bloke down Tynemouth market is doing the Oxford Vaccine for £2 a shot. Or three for a pfizer!

Carrol off a strange decision. 1.0

He looked like he was made of balsa wood. Seemed to be forever injured.

I got whacked right on the end of my hooter with a snow(ice) ball. Took the skin right off. Nearly shat a brick! Smacked the bloke next to me bang on the ear.

Missed three 50/50s in a few seconds leading to their second.

Since his injury lay off he's looked poor.

Be happy with anything.