themags 0 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 SOCCER boss Roy Keane was left fuming last night after it emerged three of his players filmed themselves “roasting” a busty female fan. Sunderland keeper Ben Alnwick, 19, winger Liam Lawrence, 24, and striker Chris Brown, 21, all took part in the orgy. They were joined by ex-teammate Martin Woods, 20, now at Rotherham United, and two pals — not thought to be players — who remained clothed. The orgy, which took place in a flat, involved the six men and a mystery brunette girl — referred to as “Stevie”. The seven-minute video shows England under-21 star Alnwick winking at the camera as he has sex with her. Then Woods — still wearing his jumper — is shown performing a sex act on himself. Brown — who does Match of the Day style commentary throughout — hints their orgy antics are a regular fixture when he says of the two clothed pals: “Here’s the boys — the watching faithful — every week without fail.” Chairman Niall Quinn and manager Roy Keane were said to be furious with the players, who will almost certainly face disciplinary action. Club spokesperson Lesley Callaghan said yesterday: “It is obviously disappointing and we will be handling this matter internally.” Republic of Ireland squad member Lawrence was sent on loan to Stoke City last month, while Alnwick has agreed to join Tottenham Hotspur in January for around £1million. Woods was released in the summer. The decision to let the trio go had nothing to do with the video — club officials only found out about it when we showed it to them yesterday. Woods may escape a “hairdryer” rollicking the others are set to suffer at the hands of Keane. Rotherham United spokesman Paul Douglas said last night: “It’s a private matter.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ted Maul 0 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=181141 Moral do-gooders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36468 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Class. On that thread on SMB they're saying they should make a public apology on the pitch before the match. "Soz like for....you know.....like....errrr.......doing it 'n' that......and er.......like filming it........" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigsaw's Juggernaut 0 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Then Woods — still wearing his jumper — is shown performing a sex act on himself. Classy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36468 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Then Woods — still wearing his jumper — is shown performing a sex act on himself. Classy. Wanking in the corner with his jumper on while his mates have sex. He's the real victim in all of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5177 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Then Woods — still wearing his jumper — is shown performing a sex act on himself. Classy. Wanking in the corner with his jumper on while his mates have sex. He's the real victim in all of this. Autofellatio tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted December 7, 2006 Author Share Posted December 7, 2006 it's amazing alot of the mackems are adopting the attitude "so what it's just some guys having group sex with some slapper" yet the mackems were sat in a pool of their own piss for weeks as it was so funny when Dyer and co were involved in shit like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 it's amazing alot of the mackems are adopting the attitude "so what it's just some guys having group sex with some slapper" yet the mackems were sat in a pool of their own piss for weeks as it was so funny when Dyer and co were involved in shit like this Whilst still wearing their jumpers probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Then Woods — still wearing his jumper — is shown performing a sex act on himself. Classy. Wanking in the corner with his jumper on while his mates have sex. He's the real victim in all of this. Even I have the self respect to remove my jumper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake 0 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Then Woods — still wearing his jumper — is shown performing a sex act on himself. Classy. Wanking in the corner with his jumper on while his mates have sex. He's the real victim in all of this. Even I have the self respect to remove my jumper. and yer socks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Then Woods — still wearing his jumper — is shown performing a sex act on himself. Classy. Wanking in the corner with his jumper on while his mates have sex. He's the real victim in all of this. Even I have the self respect to remove my jumper. and yer socks? Only one, the other is required for mopping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Then Woods — still wearing his jumper — is shown performing a sex act on himself. Classy. Wanking in the corner with his jumper on while his mates have sex. He's the real victim in all of this. Even I have the self respect to remove my jumper. and yer socks? Only one, the other is required for mopping. So you do the mopping with the sock still on your foot?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Then Woods — still wearing his jumper — is shown performing a sex act on himself. Classy. Wanking in the corner with his jumper on while his mates have sex. He's the real victim in all of this. Even I have the self respect to remove my jumper. and yer socks? Only one, the other is required for mopping. So you do the mopping with the sock still on your foot?! Aye, it makes life a lot easier tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 What happens if you get stuck to the carpet though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 I never could understand all the fuss over Dyer, Lampard (I think) and whoever else it was, doing their stuff and filming it. Just young lads having some fun, and if a lass is prepared to let it happen then she can't complain about it becoming public knowledge imo. Now that it has happened to the three lads from Sunlun, I couldn't give a flying fuck tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 27235 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 What is footballers' fascination with sharing women all about? I can't imagine myself having a wank in the corner while my mate was on the job a few feet away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 What is footballers' fascination with sharing women all about? I can't imagine myself having a wank in the corner while my mate was on the job a few feet away. Exactly. Let him wank and me shag, is what I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 so is this vid out anywhere then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jigsaw's Juggernaut 0 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 At the NUFC club shop before long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted December 8, 2006 Author Share Posted December 8, 2006 said bird was 16 at the time. oh dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 said bird was 16 at the time. oh dear Probably the same lass that is in the photos from 'Bizarre #2' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby 0 Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 said bird was 16 at the time. oh dear it is an offence for anyone under 18 to be in an adult film, they should all be hung Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gram 0 Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 said bird was 16 at the time. oh dear it is an offence for anyone under 18 to be in an adult film, they should all be hung like donkeys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Lets face it, the mackems will be bitter because they'll all be related to her some where along the line, fucking inbreds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 7222 Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 not safe for work or if your mam's in the room What a bunch of tossers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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