Guest Patrokles Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Would you rather be a mega-rich, successful Sunderland supporting international playboy, or who you are now? And none of you are rich, successful Newcastle supporting international playboys, so don't even try it. Rubbish one, tbh. And to think YOU were complaining about standards! What's rubbish about it, foof-face. I'd probably choose being a mackem btw - I'd never get to the match anyway cos I'd be swanning about the place being loaded, so what difference would it make. The only two you've come up with have come direct from a book or an internet site anyway. Alright. Here's one I just thought of; would you rather know you're right, but have everyone ridicule you, or know you're probably wrong, but get universal acclaim? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Would you rather have a fat girlfriend with a brilliant personality or a stunner who was thick and boring? The latter. I'd have brilliant friends to compensate. Whereas if I had a girl I wasn't attracted to, it wouldn't be right to get that from other people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Would you rather be 2D or a Fish.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18018 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Would you rather be a mega-rich, successful Sunderland supporting international playboy, or who you are now? And none of you are rich, successful Newcastle supporting international playboys, so don't even try it. Rubbish one, tbh. And to think YOU were complaining about standards! What's rubbish about it, foof-face. I'd probably choose being a mackem btw - I'd never get to the match anyway cos I'd be swanning about the place being loaded, so what difference would it make. The only two you've come up with have come direct from a book or an internet site anyway. Alright. Here's one I just thought of; would you rather know you're right, but have everyone ridicule you, or know you're probably wrong, but get universal acclaim? Better than trying to spot the difference between being relatively content and not 100% happy. I reckon the former for me, it's usually how it works out anyway. On a similar note, happy and ignorant or unhappy but aware? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMiyagi 0 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Would you rather have a fat girlfriend with a brilliant personality or a stunner who was thick and boring? Thick and boring everytime. Having such a looker on my arm would have the other looker's thinking that I must be immense to have such a stunner, she would up my (already sky high ) sex appeal and therefore I could counteract her boringness with steamy affairs with other lookers! I couldn't shag a fat bird, never even been there on a 12 pinter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Would you rather have a fat girlfriend with a brilliant personality or a stunner who was thick and boring? The latter. I'd have brilliant friends to compensate. Whereas if I had a girl I wasn't attracted to, it wouldn't be right to get that from other people. Ok then. What if the stunner was also humourless and had B.O? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super_Steve_Howey 0 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Would you rather be a ginger or a mackem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 0 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Would you rather have a fat girlfriend with a brilliant personality or a stunner who was thick and boring? It depends on how fat we're talking here, but I could never be with someone that was thick and/or boring. If the chick is dumb as dog shit then I lose interest very quickly, no matter how hot she is. My question, would you rather be an Aussie or an American? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 I think the key to happy retirement is having something to do with your time, I know several people that have retired recently and a good few of them miss work a lot, for the banter and the friendships. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35388 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 My question, would you rather be an Aussie or an American? American. Because then I could live/work there without needing a visa, and living/working in Aus is a piece of piss anyway - they're so desperate to import intelligent labour, having spend the last 100+ years producing thickos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 My question, would you rather be an Aussie or an American? American. Because then I could live/work there without needing a visa, and living/working in Aus is a piece of piss anyway - they're so desperate to import intelligent labour, having spend the last 100+ years producing thickos. The Safety Raspberry wasn't required. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Have nee cock or nee arms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Have nee cock or nee arms? Bloody hell, thats a toughy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Fucking hell thats tough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Have nee cock or nee arms? I've seen a bloke eat his dinner with his feet, so no contest for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima 0 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 For the vast majority of people on the internet the two go hand in hand anyway tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Have nee cock or nee arms? Nae Arms, means she will have to do all the work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 I dunno like, Id probably keep me arms to play guitar and have someone inject herione into me arm all day and after a couple of month - id be too numb to care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 I dunno like, Id probably keep me arms to play guitar and have someone inject herione into me arm all day and after a couple of month - id be too numb to care Would that not hinder the whole guitar playing though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 I dunno like, Id probably keep me arms to play guitar and have someone inject herione into me arm all day and after a couple of month - id be too numb to care Would that not hinder the whole guitar playing though? too numb to care Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 I dunno like, Id probably keep me arms to play guitar and have someone inject herione into me arm all day and after a couple of month - id be too numb to care You could do it yourself, you're keeping your arms remember? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 (edited) I dunno like, Id probably keep me arms to play guitar and have someone inject herione into me arm all day and after a couple of month - id be too numb to care You could do it yourself, you're keeping your arms remember? Good call still an added luxury though Edited April 11, 2007 by T-Keith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 I dunno like, Id probably keep me arms to play guitar and have someone inject herione into me arm all day and after a couple of month - id be too numb to care Would that not hinder the whole guitar playing though? too numb to care But with no sex to worry about you could become the best guitar player ever!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 I dunno like, Id probably keep me arms to play guitar and have someone inject herione into me arm all day and after a couple of month - id be too numb to care Would that not hinder the whole guitar playing though? too numb to care But with no sex to worry about you could become the best guitar player ever!!! Allready there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 I dunno like, Id probably keep me arms to play guitar and have someone inject herione into me arm all day and after a couple of month - id be too numb to care Would that not hinder the whole guitar playing though? too numb to care But with no sex to worry about you could become the best guitar player ever!!! Allready there I beg to differ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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