Happy Face 29 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 I reckon Fop is secretly German. "But zis joke you say cannot be fanny, for it is INKORREKT!" Reminds me of Ang Lee's humourless response to Stewart Lee's Hulk joke... "But "Ang Lee" and "Angry" are completely different words!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17805 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 I reckon Fop is secretly German. "But zis joke you say cannot be fanny, for it is INKORREKT!" Reminds me of Ang Lee's humourless response to Stewart Lee's Hulk joke... "But "Ang Lee" and "Angry" are completely different words!" Or David Brent's reaction to "Bubble's" joke in the Office Christmas special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Aye, should be a bank holiday. St George, one Muslim who didn't come to England! He was a wee bit before Islam, so unless he was also a time traveler that would have been difficult. His only real connection to Islam is the cunning way they integrated most everything that came before, whilst either slightly or completely marginalizing it (as do many religions but Islam is a masterclass). Although he (the historical version) doesn't have much to do with England either, but then neither do many patron saints (Do you think St. Andrew was Scottish? Although St David was "welsh"). I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34531 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 The Fop = Humourless Albert Logic clique seems to be taking on new members at quite a rate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 The Fop = Humourless Albert Logic clique seems to be taking on new members at quite a rate. Only makes me more determined to be frank, and the whole thing more enjoyable tbf, one lone voice against the tide of idiocy. (and there's nothing quite so amusing as watching mutual group gonad stroking ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17805 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 The Fop = Humourless Albert Logic clique seems to be taking on new members at quite a rate. Only makes me more determined to be frank, and the whole thing more enjoyable tbf, one lone voice against the tide of idiocy. (and there's nothing quite so amusing as watching mutual group gonad stroking ) Fop man, give your head a shake. Personally I've never noticed this side to you before but your acting like a humourless dick today for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34531 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 The Fop = Humourless Albert Logic clique seems to be taking on new members at quite a rate. Only makes me more determined to be frank, and the whole thing more enjoyable tbf, one lone voice against the tide of idiocy. (and there's nothing quite so amusing as watching mutual group gonad stroking ) You're now even more determined to be a boring humourless twat? I'm honestly not sure that that's possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17805 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 I reckon part of the problem is politicians don't live in the real world. I was talking to Alan Campbell (Tynemouth MP) last year and he didn't even know what a charver was or that there was a problem on the metros. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8872 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 I reckon Fop is secretly German. "But zis joke you say cannot be fanny, for it is INKORREKT!" GERMANIST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17805 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 I reckon part of the problem is politicians don't live in the real world. I was talking to Alan Campbell (Tynemouth MP) last year and he didn't even know what a charver was or that there was a problem on the metros. Fuck, wrong thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 The Fop = Humourless Albert Logic clique seems to be taking on new members at quite a rate. Only makes me more determined to be frank, and the whole thing more enjoyable tbf, one lone voice against the tide of idiocy. (and there's nothing quite so amusing as watching mutual group gonad stroking ) Fop man, give your head a shake. Personally I've never noticed this side to you before but your acting like a humourless dick today for some reason. Ah I see so point something out, and then being attacked for it is "acting like a humourless dick" is it? Ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6307 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 I was in Clinton Cards on Saturday and they were selling "Happy St George's Day" cards.... Jesus fucking wept! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fop 1 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 The Fop = Humourless Albert Logic clique seems to be taking on new members at quite a rate. Only makes me more determined to be frank, and the whole thing more enjoyable tbf, one lone voice against the tide of idiocy. (and there's nothing quite so amusing as watching mutual group gonad stroking ) You're now even more determined to be a boring humourless twat? I'm honestly not sure that that's possible. Again true to form (although I suppose that would be the very height of "wit" on these forums, yes? ). Come on think of some other tactic please. (I believe in you, you can do it!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 I reckon Fop is secretly German. "But zis joke you say cannot be fanny, for it is INKORREKT!" GERMANIST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34531 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 The Fop = Humourless Albert Logic clique seems to be taking on new members at quite a rate. Only makes me more determined to be frank, and the whole thing more enjoyable tbf, one lone voice against the tide of idiocy. (and there's nothing quite so amusing as watching mutual group gonad stroking ) Fop man, give your head a shake. Personally I've never noticed this side to you before but your acting like a humourless dick today for some reason. Ah I see so point something out, and then being attacked for it is "acting like a humourless dick" is it? Ok. Me: What do you call a three legged donkey? Fop: Dunno Me: A wonky Fop: But why would you call it a wonky? The fact that it has three legs doesn't detract from the fact that it is still a donkey. Losing a limb doesn't cause an animal to change species, and besides, I'm not sure that there even exists a species known as "wonky". If you mean losing the limb will have affected its ability to stand up straight, you should consider the example of other animals that lose limbs and the amazing ability that nature has to adjust to adversity. There's a very good chance that your three-legged donkey would learn to adapt and would be able to walk and stand straight, thereby rendering the wonky label redundant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 The Fop = Humourless Albert Logic clique seems to be taking on new members at quite a rate. Only makes me more determined to be frank, and the whole thing more enjoyable tbf, one lone voice against the tide of idiocy. (and there's nothing quite so amusing as watching mutual group gonad stroking ) You're now even more determined to be a boring humourless twat? I'm honestly not sure that that's possible. Again true to form (although I suppose that would be the very height of "wit" on these forums, yes? ). Come on think of some other tactic please. (I believe in you, you can do it!) Would calling you a boring patronising twat constitute a change of tactics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 0 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 The Fop = Humourless Albert Logic clique seems to be taking on new members at quite a rate. Only makes me more determined to be frank, and the whole thing more enjoyable tbf, one lone voice against the tide of idiocy. (and there's nothing quite so amusing as watching mutual group gonad stroking ) Fop man, give your head a shake. Personally I've never noticed this side to you before but your acting like a humourless dick today for some reason. Ah I see so point something out, and then being attacked for it is "acting like a humourless dick" is it? Ok. Me: What do you call a three legged donkey? Fop: Dunno Me: A wonky Fop: But why would you call it a wonky? The fact that it has three legs doesn't detract from the fact that it is still a donkey. Losing a limb doesn't cause an animal to change species, and besides, I'm not sure that there even exists a species known as "wonky". If you mean losing the limb will have affected its ability to stand up straight, you should consider the example of other animals that lose limbs and the amazing ability that nature has to adjust to adversity. There's a very good chance that your three-legged donkey would learn to adapt and would be able to walk and stand straight, thereby rendering the wonky label redundant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 The Fop = Humourless Albert Logic clique seems to be taking on new members at quite a rate. Only makes me more determined to be frank, and the whole thing more enjoyable tbf, one lone voice against the tide of idiocy. (and there's nothing quite so amusing as watching mutual group gonad stroking ) Fop man, give your head a shake. Personally I've never noticed this side to you before but your acting like a humourless dick today for some reason. Ah I see so point something out, and then being attacked for it is "acting like a humourless dick" is it? Ok. Me: What do you call a three legged donkey? Fop: Dunno Me: A wonky Fop: But why would you call it a wonky? The fact that it has three legs doesn't detract from the fact that it is still a donkey. Losing a limb doesn't cause an animal to change species, and besides, I'm not sure that there even exists a species known as "wonky". If you mean losing the limb will have affected its ability to stand up straight, you should consider the example of other animals that lose limbs and the amazing ability that nature has to adjust to adversity. There's a very good chance that your three-legged donkey would learn to adapt and would be able to walk and stand straight, thereby rendering the wonky label redundant. *strokes Gemmills gonads* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Too cliquey and perpetual on here tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 0 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Gemmill's gonads are incredibly soft, aren't they SLP? Wonder if he moisturises? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17805 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 The Fop = Humourless Albert Logic clique seems to be taking on new members at quite a rate. Only makes me more determined to be frank, and the whole thing more enjoyable tbf, one lone voice against the tide of idiocy. (and there's nothing quite so amusing as watching mutual group gonad stroking ) Fop man, give your head a shake. Personally I've never noticed this side to you before but your acting like a humourless dick today for some reason. Ah I see so point something out, and then being attacked for it is "acting like a humourless dick" is it? Ok. Me: What do you call a three legged donkey? Fop: Dunno Me: A wonky Fop: But why would you call it a wonky? The fact that it has three legs doesn't detract from the fact that it is still a donkey. Losing a limb doesn't cause an animal to change species, and besides, I'm not sure that there even exists a species known as "wonky". If you mean losing the limb will have affected its ability to stand up straight, you should consider the example of other animals that lose limbs and the amazing ability that nature has to adjust to adversity. There's a very good chance that your three-legged donkey would learn to adapt and would be able to walk and stand straight, thereby rendering the wonky label redundant. *strokes Gemmills gonads* Meenzer should have posted that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17805 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Gemmill's gonads are incredibly soft, aren't they SLP? Wonder if he moisturises? Wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34531 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 The Fop = Humourless Albert Logic clique seems to be taking on new members at quite a rate. Only makes me more determined to be frank, and the whole thing more enjoyable tbf, one lone voice against the tide of idiocy. (and there's nothing quite so amusing as watching mutual group gonad stroking ) Fop man, give your head a shake. Personally I've never noticed this side to you before but your acting like a humourless dick today for some reason. Ah I see so point something out, and then being attacked for it is "acting like a humourless dick" is it? Ok. Me: What do you call a three legged donkey? Fop: Dunno Me: A wonky Fop: But why would you call it a wonky? The fact that it has three legs doesn't detract from the fact that it is still a donkey. Losing a limb doesn't cause an animal to change species, and besides, I'm not sure that there even exists a species known as "wonky". If you mean losing the limb will have affected its ability to stand up straight, you should consider the example of other animals that lose limbs and the amazing ability that nature has to adjust to adversity. There's a very good chance that your three-legged donkey would learn to adapt and would be able to walk and stand straight, thereby rendering the wonky label redundant. *strokes Gemmills gonads* Meenzer should have posted that. He's too busy cupping while SLP strokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieMessiah 0 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Gemmill's gonads are incredibly soft, aren't they SLP? Wonder if he moisturises? Wtf? Do you think perhaps I took that one too far? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 I don't do ginge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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