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Catmag - the person who does this procedure, is it his/her sole job to stick a camera up peoples arses?

 

Sorry Laz, been away for the weekend so just seen this. No - it's generally done by general surgeons who do lots of other things aswell. They do have specialist endoscopy nurses who's sole job it is to assist/look after the people having cameras shoved up their arses and down their throats all day every day (yes, the scopes are sterilised inbetween :huh:)I think I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than do that job.

 

Aye good job because if I walk in there tomorrow and you're stood there'll be hell on I tells ya!

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Catmag - the person who does this procedure, is it his/her sole job to stick a camera up peoples arses?

 

Sorry Laz, been away for the weekend so just seen this. No - it's generally done by general surgeons who do lots of other things aswell. They do have specialist endoscopy nurses who's sole job it is to assist/look after the people having cameras shoved up their arses and down their throats all day every day (yes, the scopes are sterilised inbetween :huh:)I think I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than do that job.

 

Aye good job because if I walk in there tomorrow and you're stood there'll be hell on I tells ya!

 

It can be arranged! I'll bring my own digital camera - see how you like random photos being posted on here :date:

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Catmag - the person who does this procedure, is it his/her sole job to stick a camera up peoples arses?

 

Sorry Laz, been away for the weekend so just seen this. No - it's generally done by general surgeons who do lots of other things aswell. They do have specialist endoscopy nurses who's sole job it is to assist/look after the people having cameras shoved up their arses and down their throats all day every day (yes, the scopes are sterilised inbetween :date:)I think I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than do that job.

 

Aye good job because if I walk in there tomorrow and you're stood there'll be hell on I tells ya!

 

'specially if she's still rat-arsed after her big weekend away. Might struggle to find the right hole :huh:

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Catmag - the person who does this procedure, is it his/her sole job to stick a camera up peoples arses?

 

Sorry Laz, been away for the weekend so just seen this. No - it's generally done by general surgeons who do lots of other things aswell. They do have specialist endoscopy nurses who's sole job it is to assist/look after the people having cameras shoved up their arses and down their throats all day every day (yes, the scopes are sterilised inbetween :()I think I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than do that job.

 

Aye good job because if I walk in there tomorrow and you're stood there'll be hell on I tells ya!

 

'specially if she's still rat-arsed after her big weekend away. Might struggle to find the right hole :huh:

 

Is there more than one? :date:

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Catmag - the person who does this procedure, is it his/her sole job to stick a camera up peoples arses?

 

Sorry Laz, been away for the weekend so just seen this. No - it's generally done by general surgeons who do lots of other things aswell. They do have specialist endoscopy nurses who's sole job it is to assist/look after the people having cameras shoved up their arses and down their throats all day every day (yes, the scopes are sterilised inbetween :date:)I think I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than do that job.

 

Aye good job because if I walk in there tomorrow and you're stood there'll be hell on I tells ya!

 

'specially if she's still rat-arsed after her big weekend away. Might struggle to find the right hole :huh:

 

I was drinking tequila slammers at 6am on Saturday morning after starting drinking champagne at 2pm the previous day :(

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I was drinking tequila slammers at 6am on Saturday morning after starting drinking champagne at 2pm the previous day :huh:

Bravo!

 

...unless you were unconscious by 4pm and the slammers were your breakfast, in which case Boo!

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Catmag - another couple of questions:

 

1) presumably, this procedure results in a lot of 'trapped air' ?

 

2) is it true that the end of the cable has a 'blow torch' attachement?

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Catmag - another couple of questions:

 

1) presumably, this procedure results in a lot of 'trapped air' ?

 

2) is it true that the end of the cable has a 'blow torch' attachement?

 

STOP IT NOW! :huh::date::(:(:(

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Catmag - another couple of questions:

 

1) presumably, this procedure results in a lot of 'trapped air' ?

 

2) is it true that the end of the cable has a 'blow torch' attachement?

 

STOP IT NOW! :huh::date::(:(:(

 

Sorry Pud - i hope they get to the bottom of it.

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Catmag - another couple of questions:

 

1) presumably, this procedure results in a lot of 'trapped air' ?

 

2) is it true that the end of the cable has a 'blow torch' attachement?

 

STOP IT NOW! :date::(:(:(:(

 

Sorry Pud - i hope they get up the bottom of it.

FYP :huh:

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Catmag - another couple of questions:

 

1) presumably, this procedure results in a lot of 'trapped air' ?

 

2) is it true that the end of the cable has a 'blow torch' attachement?

 

STOP IT NOW! :date::(:(:(:(

 

:huh:

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I was drinking tequila slammers at 6am on Saturday morning after starting drinking champagne at 2pm the previous day :huh:

Bravo!

 

...unless you were unconscious by 4pm and the slammers were your breakfast, in which case Boo!

 

Nope. Went to bed after the tequila at about 6.30am, got up for breakfast at 9 and back on champagne at midday.

 

It's kinda catching up now like. I'm knackered.

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Well that wasnt as bad as I thought, although I have to admit that the bottle of Self Enema they give you could come in better flavours, and whats that straw all about? Christ I may as well have shoved it up me arse for the good it did me!

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Well that wasnt as bad as I thought, although I have to admit that the bottle of Self Enema they give you could come in better flavours, and whats that straw all about? Christ I may as well have shoved it up me arse for the good it did me!

 

BUM-BUM!

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Well that wasnt as bad as I thought, although I have to admit that the bottle of Self Enema they give you could come in better flavours, and whats that straw all about? Christ I may as well have shoved it up me arse for the good it did me!

What did they say then, other then your full of shit :huh: could they see anything wrong with you ?

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