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When I first started reading that I was thinking you were getting a throat spray for having an endoscopy, was gonna say they were having you on there like B)

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When I first started reading that I was thinking you were getting a throat spray for having an endoscopy, was gonna say they were having you on there like B)

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Nor me. Watched plenty though and if you've had sedation it's muchh better as you tend to not remember a thing. The gastroscopies are worse cos you have to try and swallow a hosepipe. It makes me gag just watching it B)

I've had one of those fellas :angry: not very nice at all, they offred me sedation or just a throat spray to numb your throat so I went for the throat spray thinking it would be less time at the hospital, what a mistake, after they placed a hard plastic mouthpiece in my mouth in case i "accidentally bit down on the tube" it all went from bad to worse :icon_lol: I could actually see my insides as they had the screen in front of me !!!

 

Would still prefer that than one up the ringpiece though B)

 

You heard it here first lads. Radgina would rather have it in her mouth than up her arse.

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Nor me. Watched plenty though and if you've had sedation it's muchh better as you tend to not remember a thing. The gastroscopies are worse cos you have to try and swallow a hosepipe. It makes me gag just watching it :angry:

I've had one of those fellas :icon_lol: not very nice at all, they offred me sedation or just a throat spray to numb your throat so I went for the throat spray thinking it would be less time at the hospital, what a mistake, after they placed a hard plastic mouthpiece in my mouth in case i "accidentally bit down on the tube" it all went from bad to worse :blush: I could actually see my insides as they had the screen in front of me !!!

 

Would still prefer that than one up the ringpiece though B)

 

You heard it here first lads. Radgina would rather have it in her mouth than up her arse.

B)

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Nor me. Watched plenty though and if you've had sedation it's muchh better as you tend to not remember a thing. The gastroscopies are worse cos you have to try and swallow a hosepipe. It makes me gag just watching it :angry:

I've had one of those fellas :icon_lol: not very nice at all, they offred me sedation or just a throat spray to numb your throat so I went for the throat spray thinking it would be less time at the hospital, what a mistake, after they placed a hard plastic mouthpiece in my mouth in case i "accidentally bit down on the tube" it all went from bad to worse :blush: I could actually see my insides as they had the screen in front of me !!!

 

Would still prefer that than one up the ringpiece though B)

 

You heard it here first lads. Radgina would rather have it in her mouth than up her arse.

 

Liar as well i reckon B)

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Nor me. Watched plenty though and if you've had sedation it's muchh better as you tend to not remember a thing. The gastroscopies are worse cos you have to try and swallow a hosepipe. It makes me gag just watching it :icon_lol:

I've had one of those fellas :blush: not very nice at all, they offred me sedation or just a throat spray to numb your throat so I went for the throat spray thinking it would be less time at the hospital, what a mistake, after they placed a hard plastic mouthpiece in my mouth in case i "accidentally bit down on the tube" it all went from bad to worse :( I could actually see my insides as they had the screen in front of me !!!

 

Would still prefer that than one up the ringpiece though :angry:

 

You heard it here first lads. Radgina would rather have it in her mouth than up her arse.

 

Liar as well i reckon B)

an arse is for things to come out of...NOT things to go in !!!! B)

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Pud, why not get Meenzer around on Sunday night with a bottle of Roy Croppers and a tube of KY to loosen you up a bit for the big day?

 

B) Spunk in his enema.

 

Do you mind, you;re spoiling my McFlurry! B)

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Pud, why not get Meenzer around on Sunday night with a bottle of Roy Croppers and a tube of KY to loosen you up a bit for the big day?

I only do my own species. B)

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Pud, why not get Meenzer around on Sunday night with a bottle of Roy Croppers and a tube of KY to loosen you up a bit for the big day?

I only do my own species. B)

 

Live a little man! B)

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Pud, why not get Meenzer around on Sunday night with a bottle of Roy Croppers and a tube of KY to loosen you up a bit for the big day?

I only do my own species. B)

 

Live a little man! :icon_lol:

What kind of baby are you expecting, anyway? B):angry:

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Pud, why not get Meenzer around on Sunday night with a bottle of Roy Croppers and a tube of KY to loosen you up a bit for the big day?

I only do my own species. B)

 

You are such a fussy bastard.

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Nor me. Watched plenty though and if you've had sedation it's muchh better as you tend to not remember a thing. The gastroscopies are worse cos you have to try and swallow a hosepipe. It makes me gag just watching it B)

 

I had one of those a few years ago and it was the worst medical experience of my life.

 

Having said that the worst part of it was the consultant who scheduled it - he had a God complex and was the worst excuse for a human being I've ever met and thats saying something - If I hadn't been so worried about the actual health issue (which turned out to be nothing) I think I'd have had no problem punching his lights out.

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Am I the only one who finds it ironic that Pud is going to have a camera shoved up his arse? B)

No B)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Dad says ya do the fart of ya life after, in your case Pud even though you will be in Gateshead and im quite a few miles away I'll not put my washing out, case you blow it off the line.

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Catmag - the person who does this procedure, is it his/her sole job to stick a camera up peoples arses?

 

Sorry Laz, been away for the weekend so just seen this. No - it's generally done by general surgeons who do lots of other things aswell. They do have specialist endoscopy nurses who's sole job it is to assist/look after the people having cameras shoved up their arses and down their throats all day every day (yes, the scopes are sterilised inbetween :huh:)I think I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than do that job.

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