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Over six hundred generous people have already ponied up £3 to buy John a pint through Paypal, leaving the site with less than 400 to go.... <_<

 

They are also campaigning for him to make an appearance at T in the Park at the weekend..

 

Poor sod's gonna end up with a fatwa :pray:

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Al Quaida is an IDEA not an organsiation like the IRA

 

Anyone can be a member - you just have to have the same lunatic ideas and aims

 

I miss read that as IKEA :pray:

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"Glasgow v America

 

Imagine if Saturday events had happened in a US airport compared to Glasgow

 

Eyewitness accounts.

 

America

“Oh my God! there was a man on fire,he was running about,I just

ran for my life.I thought i was gonna die,he got so close to me"

 

Glasgow

“twat wis running aboot on fire,so a ran up n gave him a good boot, then decked him"

 

America

“I just wanna get home,away from here.I just wanna get home,I

thought I was gonna die"

 

Glasgow

“Here shug,am no leaving here till am oan a ******* plane!"

 

America

"there was pandemonium,people were running in all directions,we

didn't know what was happening,I thought I was gonna die"

 

Glasgow

"**** this fir a kerry oan,moan we’ll get a pint in”

 

America

“We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas canister,and was trying to get into his trunk,I thought we were gonna

die,I just ran for my life"

 

Glasgow

"a swaggered by the motor that wis on fire,and the dafty

couldnae even open his boot,he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave him a good boot to the baws"

 

America

“there was this huge explosion,it sounded like war,i thought i

was gonna die"

 

Glasgow

"There wis a bang,yi know when yi throw BO basher intae a fire

it wis like that"

 

America

"i'm too traumatised even to speak,I thought I was gonna die"

 

Glasgow

"here mate,gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear,if am gonna

be oan the telly a want her tae tape it"

 

 

 

Finally, two quotes from an eye-witness.........John Smeaton (these

are real)

 

John just surpassed himself on the National ITV news. The interviewer

asked "What message do you have for the bombers" - he replied "This is Glasgow we'll just set about you"

 

John did an interview on CNN and they asked how he restrained the guy

and he said "me and other folk were just tryin 2 get the boot in and

some other guy banjoed him" !

 

Mr Smeaton - Local Hero"

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Update: johnsmeaton.com is melting the internet - apologies for the problems

 

Over 1,000 pints are paid for and metaphorically lined up, on the bar at the Glasgow Airport Holiday Inn, with John Smeaton’s name on them..

 

As at this very moment, 1729 hours BST, in the Paypal account are the names of one thousand and thirty five people who have paid their dues to Smeato.

 

It’s going to be a Hell of a night, and we’re going to need a big bar for everyone who has put their money where their mouth is (and John’s feet were). John will be thirsty no more.

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come on people get it signed

 

The signatories to this petition demand that John Smeaton be awarded a knighthood or an equally appropriate award of bravery for his actions in preventing the serious loss of life at Glasgow Airport on 30 June 2007.

 

John Smeaton is a man who, in the face of terrorism of an international scale, put aside concerns for his own personal safety to protect the lives of his fellow man.

 

On 30 June 2007, he tackled a terrorist in the midst of carrying out an attack on Glasgow Airport, intent on causing serious loss of life. But for the brave and selfless actions of Mr Smeaton, nobody was harmed and human life was preserved.

 

This is a man whose actions truly deserve to be recognised and the signatories to this petition believe he should be honoured in the most appropriate way deemed possible.

 

 

http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/JohnSmeaton/

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I know it's not serious, you spanner, but I bet there's loads of gimps signing it in the belief that they've actually got a chance. Lifetime supply of buckfast is what the bloke needs.

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Guest alex
Tonic Wine :baby:

Aye. Drank in massive amounts in Glasgow. Where's this bloke from again? :baby:

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