Kid Dynamite 6082 Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Real first name: Jonathan Nickname: Hag Age: 24 Occupation: Forensic Mental Health Worker Location: CLS Language(s) spoken? Broken French Avatar - why? Spartans are my 2nd team Previous avatar? straight edge baby! Tell us when you first joined the boards? on the old linuxdriven yonks ago Board highlights? None spring to mind Board lowlights? The whole chasing people and taking photographs embarrasment What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Coaching in America still Pets? Cat I play a bit like.... Aaron Lennon Football heroes? Shearer Football villains? Keane Best advice given? Dunno Ideal partner? Megan Fox Ideal dinner date? Bobby Robson Ideal meal? Steak and peppercorn sauce Can you cook? If i have to Current wheels? Clio Biggest influence? Parents TV programmes? UFC Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chinese, chicken fried rice and curry sauce Favourite tunes? Punk, rock Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Titmuss George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Clooney Favourite film? Goonies If I won a million pounds.... Id buy a nice big house with an arcade room Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 12, beer Ever suspended/expelled from school? Why? no Favourite insult? dickhead! Not a lot of people know that......... Im not from Blyth Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? $150 on a jumper in Bloomingdales How many pairs of shoes do you own? 8 I'm obsessed with..... Arcades In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Married with a house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6321 Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Real first name: Craig Nickname: Harry Potter, North, H Age: 30 Occupation: IT Service Support Analyst Location: Watford Language(s) spoken? English Avatar - why? Club Crest - found it on another forum and liked it Previous avatar? Many - 4 badges, morph in a toon kit, animated kit, pocoyo, dancing cat Tell us when you first joined the boards? The original toontastic back in 2002. This version I was part of the team who put it together 2 years ago Board highlights? Bizarre thread without a doubt. We had people from all over the world checking in daily to get updates Board lowlights? People's decisions to leave over things that they really could forget about - they know who they are and i'm know for a fact that they still read the place What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? I'd be a chef Pets? Only the kids I play a bit like.... Stuart Pearce apparently - bit of a nutter Football heroes? Beardsley, Goddard, O'Neill Football villains? Gabbiadini - wanted to punch that twat in May 1990 Best advice given? Live for the moment and enjoy life Ideal partner? Louise Redknapp Ideal dinner date? The above Ideal meal? Italian - bring on Strada Can you cook? Considering I seriously considered becoming a chef, I should bloody hope so Current wheels? Ford Mondeo Current wheels? See above (Cath, WTF?) Biggest influence? My Mother - god rest her soul TV programmes? Spooks, MOTD, Doctor Who, Takeshi's Castle (best programme ever!) Burger and chips or fish and chips? Burger and chips - (Fish, eww! ) Chinese or indian? What do you order? Depends on my mood - Chinese, House Special Chow Mein & Prawn Crackers; Indian - Chicken Tikka Masala, Pilau Rice, Bombay Potatoes, Keema Naan Favourite tunes? The Fray, Snow Patrol, Razorlight, The Feeling Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Abi Titmuss George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? I think I'd hold a better convo with George Favourite film? Many - Shawshank Redemption, Green Mile, A Beautiful Mind, Gladiator, Vanilla Sky If I won a million pounds.... Most would be given to people I think would benefit it more than me Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 12/13 - Dad's beer Ever suspended/expelled from school? Why? Nope Favourite insult? Cock-knocker Not a lot of people know that......... I auditioned to be in Saving Private Ryan Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £160 - Leather Jacket How many pairs of shoes do you own? 5 - one pair of dress shoes, one pair of site boots, two pairs of normal trainers and one pair of football trainers I'm obsessed with..... something obsessive In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Living a happy life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Ideal partner? Louise Redknapp Blatently Hermione Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Ideal partner? Louise Redknapp Blatently Hermione I reckon he prefers Cho Chang like. Older woman and all that. Oh and Craig - the double posting of 'current wheels' was merely an oversight in my middle-of-the-night cutting and pasting abilities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Ideal partner? Louise Redknapp Blatently Hermione I reckon he prefers Cho Chang like. Older woman and all that. Doesnt look very old to me like Still would though...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Ideal partner? Louise Redknapp Blatently Hermione I reckon he prefers Cho Chang like. Older woman and all that. Doesnt look very old to me like Still would though...... She's older than Harry Potter [/geeky info] And Craig - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 0 Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Real first name: Matt. Clever eh? Nickname: Don't really have one anymore. Age: 24 Occupation: Project Engineer in an Air Traffic Services company, soon to be Corporate Banking analyst. Location: Cramlington. Language(s) spoken? French has degraded badly, but I can make myself understood in Italian. Avatar - why? It's Fat Sam, innit? Previous avatar? Various images of the Zog. Tell us when you first joined the boards? I don't know, probably about 2002 or 2003 I guess. Back on Soccer 24-7. Board highlights? The adventures of Lukas Ramsauer, the phenomenal Wolves pissup. Board lowlights? Last week. What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Sleeping. Pets? They require effort and cleaning. Too much hassle. I play a bit like.... Claude Makélélé Football heroes? Peter Beardsley, Pavel Srnicek Football villains? Arjen Robben, Ej Hadji Diouf Best advice given? Never go to bed angry. Ideal partner? Intelligent and with the ability to engage in banter, including the occasional bit of schoolboy humour. She doesn't read any of these boards so I'm in the clear! Ideal dinner date? Somewhere quiet followed by a bit of a walk, few drinks to round the night off. Ideal meal? A curry after a day on the beers. Heaven. Can you cook? My range is about 3 dishes, but they all taste great. Current wheels? Renault Clio Dynamique. Fine unless you're on an incline in which case it's very frustrating. Biggest influence? My parents. TV programmes? HIGNFY, QI, random late night documentaries on BBC2. Burger and chips or fish and chips? Burger and chips. Chinese or indian? What do you order? Either- Chinese will be a sizzling beef with onions and green peppers, Indian a Chicken Tikka with an Aloo Chat for starters. Favourite tunes? Could be here all night so I will give just one. Ce Matin Là by Air. Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? The former. George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Former again. Favourite film? F If I won a million pounds.... I'd be working on setting up my own business(es). Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? 15, 16 can't really recall. Probably a Smirnoff Mule or Hooch! Ever suspended/expelled from school? Why? No I was a good lad in school. Genuine swot material. Favourite insult? Knobjockey. Not a lot of people know that......... my dad's uncle was the manager at Chelsea and was the first casualty of the Ken Bates era. Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £70 on a jacket. Thankfully I don't fit very expensive clothes so I make do with cheaper tat. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Two. I'm obsessed with..... information. I want to know everything, all the time. Hence the internet addication and general noseyness. In 5 years time, I hope to be.... sitting in my own studio surrounded by keyboards and a plethora of outboard gear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Real first name: John Nickname: Sandy, Shandy, Numbnuts, Age: 25 Occupation: PhD Student, soon to be Trainee Accoutant Location: Cramlington. Language(s) spoken? French and Italian, neither to any great standard. Avatar - why? Why not? Previous avatar? Think I had Mutley a while, can't remember after that. Tell us when you first joined the boards? 2 years ago this week Board highlights? Probably have to be the Bizarre thread Board lowlights? None spring to mind What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Pets? None at the moment. I play a bit like.... Titus Bramble Football heroes? Peter Beardsley, Paul Gascoigne Football villains? Jason McAteer Best advice given? "Just have one more..." Ideal partner? Someone who can put up with me. Ideal dinner date? Can't beat a good steak with plenty of red wine. Ideal meal? Probably Italian just to contradict the above. Can you cook? Aye, will give most things a bash. Current wheels? Ford Fiesta Flight - garbage, really want a fresh one but can neither afford nor justify the expense. Biggest influence? Probably my Dad. TV programmes? 24, QI, Family Guy Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish and chips. Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chinese - Beef in green peppers and black bean sauce Favourite tunes? The Bluetones - Bluetonic, The Smiths - Charming Man, Eric Clapton - Layla, Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? The latter George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? The latter. Favourite film? Goodfellas, Resevoir Dogs If I won a million pounds.... Second home in Italy Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? Probably had me first dram when I was about 12. Ever suspended/expelled from school? Why? Never. Favourite insult? Numbnuts. Not a lot of people know that.........something not very interesting. Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? A suit for about £250. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Seven. I'm obsessed with..... finishing university, not whether I pass or fail though In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Qualified, and probably married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Real first name: Darrel Nickname: Not really Age: 35 Occupation: Co Director doing all sorts Location: Gateshead Language(s) spoken? English - basic Avatar - why? Classic 80's cartoon! Previous avatar? Some animated cow Tell us when you first joined the boards? Reet at the beginning when Phil put it together after running the news thingy and modding the soccer 24-7 nufc section Board highlights? the craic back in the day .... Board lowlights? Dunno, quiet periods in between seasons and all the bollocks between here and NO What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Dole Pets? Border Terrier called Oscar I play a bit like.... Mike Hooper. Shite so put in goal and still shite then. Football heroes? Peter Beardsley, Sir Les, KK Football villains? Man U fans Best advice given? Dont burn your bridges Ideal partner? Couldnt look past wor lass. No honest! Ideal dinner date? What, place or person? Ideal meal? Probably italian with good white wine Can you cook? If I can be arsed I can do ok, hardly be arsed though Current wheels? Merc ML Biggest influence? Dunno TV programmes? Scrubs, 8/10 cats, various discovery channel type stuff Burger and chips or fish and chips? fish Chinese or indian? What do you order? Either - Chinees Satay Chicken n Fried Rice, Indian Chicken Balti Veg pelaw rice Favourite tunes? All sorts depending on mood, largely Pink Floyd Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Titmuss, Marsh is a freak. George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Pitt probably Favourite film? Dunno If I won a million pounds.... Pay off everything, give some away, move into the country in Northumberland. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? Not including sipping me Fathers beer, prob 14-15 Old English Cider (yuk!) Ever suspended/expelled from school? Why? Never, not even close. Favourite insult? Dunno, usually go for humor though. Not a lot of people know that......... My Great Grandfather (or similar) sculpted a statue in Tynemouth and the Royal Crest on top of the theatre royal. Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £150 coat maybe, £120 jeans perhaps. Not these days like. How many pairs of shoes do you own? More than I realise, prob 4-5 I'm obsessed with..... Nowt really, In 5 years time, I hope to be.... alive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6321 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Previous avatar? Some animated cow Bit harsh - I'm sure tiredness was making Cath a bit snappy..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Real first name: Lisa Nickname: Mags, Lis, and Dumbass by a select few Age: 38... jesus that kills me Occupation: Nursy person in a rehab center, volunteer EMT Location: The busy metropolis of Plainfield Language(s) spoken? American with northeast accent/dialect, english, can make myself understood in rudimentary spanish Avatar - Stewie on a bad acid trip? Previous avatar? Some dragon in celtic knotwork, eyes, magpie with a santa hat, carpe scrotum...really can't think of others Tell us when you first joined the boards? Waaaaaaaaaay back...2001 was it? Board highlights? Bizarre and Hitzfeld-gate Board lowlights? The split and the bitchiness that ensued, the goings on last week are down in the dredges too What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Most likely have a retail greenhouse- done landscaping and garden design for quite a while as a fun side venture. TBH can't imagine not doing what I do tho. Pets? Rottie/Pit cross named Sheebz, Nina, Bailey, Cleo and Summer the cats, 3 parrots I play a bit like.... Mia Hamm with a broken leg Football heroes? Beardsley, Keegan,Socrates Football villains? Jones Best advice given? Count your blessings and cover your ass. Ideal partner? Got him. That's all that needs saying. Ideal dinner date? As long as it involves ^^^^ I don't care. McDonalds, Tuscany, some swanky posh place in NYC, doesn't matter. Ideal meal? Indian or a good shore dinner Can you cook? Allegedly I am an excellent cook. Current wheels? Currently? A sebring and a cavalier but looking to trade both in for a charger. Biggest influence? An aunt I was extremely close to and my sons TV programmes? House, GhostHunters, 24, Bones Burger and chips or fish and chips? Meh, both are fried so I'd rather pass Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chicken and veg, spring rolls....chicken korma Favourite tunes? Could be anything depending on mood. Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Neither- I'm a yank so we have Paris or Britney George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Clooney Favourite film? There's a few. Dogma, The Green Mile... If I won a million pounds.... Pay off the few bills I have, pay off the house, some banked for the kids and then dunno? Vacation? Age first drunk alcohol? First official tale of me being drunk occured when I was 3. Ever suspended/expelled from school? Why? Should have been but nope. Favourite insult? Fucktard. Lacks staying power and is a bit juvenile but it gets the point across Not a lot of people know that......... I was investigated by the US gov't and denied travel outside of the country for almost 2 years or that I competed in A level shows and 3 day eventing Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? $300 for a pair of boots, roughly $1000 on an outfit How many pairs of shoes do you own? Maybe 10 I'm obsessed with..... advocating for autistic kids In 5 years time, I hope to be.... still enjoying this crazy life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Board lowlights? The split and the bitchiness that ensued, the goings on last week are down in the dredges too Aye aye?? What's been going on whilst I've been on me hollies ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35456 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Pud and Toplass have fucked off. Both said they couldn't go on without you and left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags 1 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Board lowlights? The split and the bitchiness that ensued, the goings on last week are down in the dredges too Aye aye?? What's been going on whilst I've been on me hollies ???? I don't know all the details so I'm keeping my mouth shut. For once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Fucking great! I leave you lot for five bloody minutes and all hell breaks loose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14136 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Fucking great! I leave you lot for five bloody minutes and all hell breaks loose! If you want to see what all hell breaking loose really looks like, you should sign up for the 5-a-side this weekend and throw Cath's plans into further chaos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Real first name: Nick Nickname: Smoggy, Little Nick Age: 20 Occupation: Student Location: Toon/Boro Language(s) spoken? English Avatar - why? Reminds me of when England were good Previous avatar? None Tell us when you first joined the boards? 2004 Board highlights? Bizarre Board lowlights? All the bitchy shite What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Don't have a job Pets? Dog - Golden retriever I play a bit like.... Van Der Saar Football heroes? Beardsley and Shearer Football villains? Cantana Best advice given? Keep the Faith Ideal partner? Janae off Neighbours (pre new shitty hairstyle) Ideal dinner date? Fuck knas Ideal meal? Good old Pizza Can you cook? A bit Current wheels? Fiesta Current wheels? eh? Repeat question Biggest influence? Dunno TV programmes? Neighbours and Corrie Burger and chips or fish and chips? Burger and Chips Chinese or indian? What do you order? Chinese Favourite tunes? The Killers Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Both George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Neither Favourite film? Cool Runnings If I won a million pounds.... Pay off my parents house, buy myself a nice house and a decent car and probably save the rest. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? Probably about 14 Ever suspended/expelled from school? Why? Nope Favourite insult? Duckegg Not a lot of people know that.........Tuncay was at my next door neighbours house the other week, interested in buying it Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? Probably not much How many pairs of shoes do you own? 2 I'm obsessed with..... NUFC In 5 years time, I hope to be.... In a good job, found a nice lass and just generally happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Fucking great! I leave you lot for five bloody minutes and all hell breaks loose! If you want to see what all hell breaking loose really looks like, you should sign up for the 5-a-side this weekend and throw Cath's plans into further chaos. After two weeks of eating and drinking, and nowt much else, I could go in goal and no fucker would score! So are all the 'shinanigans' in that thread, then??? If not, where? I gotta keep up, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14136 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Fucking great! I leave you lot for five bloody minutes and all hell breaks loose! If you want to see what all hell breaking loose really looks like, you should sign up for the 5-a-side this weekend and throw Cath's plans into further chaos. After two weeks of eating and drinking, and nowt much else, I could go in goal and no fucker would score! So are all the 'shinanigans' in that thread, then??? If not, where? I gotta keep up, man. Not sure. Some of it happened in various threads, some of it in PMs, some of it got deleted, other bits people assumed we all knew about but actually didn't... the usual Internet messageboard dramatic saga, in other words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18038 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Fucking great! I leave you lot for five bloody minutes and all hell breaks loose! If you want to see what all hell breaking loose really looks like, you should sign up for the 5-a-side this weekend and throw Cath's plans into further chaos. After two weeks of eating and drinking, and nowt much else, I could go in goal and no fucker would score! So are all the 'shinanigans' in that thread, then??? If not, where? I gotta keep up, man. It wasn't just pud and TL leaving, Gemmill made a nasty thread where he slagged off the board and admin, there was tantrums all round. Then S-O made that post and the place went ballistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Fucking great! I leave you lot for five bloody minutes and all hell breaks loose! If you want to see what all hell breaking loose really looks like, you should sign up for the 5-a-side this weekend and throw Cath's plans into further chaos. After two weeks of eating and drinking, and nowt much else, I could go in goal and no fucker would score! So are all the 'shinanigans' in that thread, then??? If not, where? I gotta keep up, man. It wasn't just pud and TL leaving, Gemmill made a nasty thread where he slagged off the board and admin, there was tantrums all round. Then S-O made that post and the place went ballistic. Gemmill made a nasty thread? S-O made 'that' thread ?? What thread would that be? Sorry peeps (or, under the current climate should I just say fuck your threads, you bunch of loser tossers, internet geeks and Princess Tiaamarii's - or whatever it is ?) for ruining this thread. I'll start a new one to exercise my curiosity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18038 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Gemmill made a nasty thread? You want to see the PMs he sent about you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6321 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Fucking great! I leave you lot for five bloody minutes and all hell breaks loose! If you want to see what all hell breaking loose really looks like, you should sign up for the 5-a-side this weekend and throw Cath's plans into further chaos. Have we come up with a final answer for the kit yet? Last time I checked we were talking about Cyan & Yellow t-shirts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Gemmill made a nasty thread? You want to see the PMs he sent about you! Ah, maybe, but you should see the PM's I got saying 'we love you, Snakey, despite what he says' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Fucking great! I leave you lot for five bloody minutes and all hell breaks loose! If you want to see what all hell breaking loose really looks like, you should sign up for the 5-a-side this weekend and throw Cath's plans into further chaos. Have we come up with a final answer for the kit yet? Last time I checked we were talking about Cyan & Yellow t-shirts! Reminds me of the Commodore 64. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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