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Managed to get a bit more info off him last night because the bassa rang me again at 3 in the morning :lol:

 

They managed to get into the VIP section where Ashley and Mort were hanging around because the bouncer was Jonny off Big Brother (:lol:) and he knew a lass that Mark knew.

 

-Ashley still had his Smith top on, he was asked if he liked him. As if it wasn't obvious, he does.

-Chris Mort loves Nicky Butt.

-The big, black lad who's always hanging around with him at the match wearing a Newcastle top is apparently called Ian and is his bodyguard. Offered to get them in the VIP whenever they wanted.

-When asked if we were signing Riquelme they just laughed.

-He spent £320 on drinks for Mark and his mates.

-Went on about how the Newcastle fans are the most passionate he's seen and he knows how much the club means to them.

 

Barring that it basically just sounded like Mark just had his arm round him going "I love you! *hic* You're my best mate!" :nufc:

 

I think the most interesting thing to come out of this is the fact Ashley and Mort were in Blu Bamboo!

 

Tight bastard, a bottle of Cristal costs about double that, if he had any style he would have been drinking that!

 

Saying that Mark and his mates were probably on Kaliber so they saved him a packet.

 

The Ronny Gill has the black bloke down as his "minder", bit racialist if you ask me.

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Managed to get a bit more info off him last night because the bassa rang me again at 3 in the morning :lol:

 

They managed to get into the VIP section where Ashley and Mort were hanging around because the bouncer was Jonny off Big Brother (:lol:) and he knew a lass that Mark knew.

 

-Ashley still had his Smith top on, he was asked if he liked him. As if it wasn't obvious, he does.

-Chris Mort loves Nicky Butt.

-The big, black lad who's always hanging around with him at the match wearing a Newcastle top is apparently called Ian and is his bodyguard. Offered to get them in the VIP whenever they wanted.

-When asked if we were signing Riquelme they just laughed.

-He spent £320 on drinks for Mark and his mates.

-Went on about how the Newcastle fans are the most passionate he's seen and he knows how much the club means to them.

 

Barring that it basically just sounded like Mark just had his arm round him going "I love you! *hic* You're my best mate!" :nufc:

 

I think the most interesting thing to come out of this is the fact Ashley and Mort were in Blu Bamboo!

 

Tight bastard, a bottle of Cristal costs about double that, if he had any style he would have been drinking that!

 

Saying that Mark and his mates were probably on Kaliber so they saved him a packet.

 

The Ronny Gill has the black bloke down as his "minder", bit racialist if you ask me.

 

They were drinking Cristal, fucking vile apparently :icon_lol:

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Managed to get a bit more info off him last night because the bassa rang me again at 3 in the morning :lol:

 

They managed to get into the VIP section where Ashley and Mort were hanging around because the bouncer was Jonny off Big Brother (:lol:) and he knew a lass that Mark knew.

 

-Ashley still had his Smith top on, he was asked if he liked him. As if it wasn't obvious, he does.

-Chris Mort loves Nicky Butt.

-The big, black lad who's always hanging around with him at the match wearing a Newcastle top is apparently called Ian and is his bodyguard. Offered to get them in the VIP whenever they wanted.

-When asked if we were signing Riquelme they just laughed.

-He spent £320 on drinks for Mark and his mates.

-Went on about how the Newcastle fans are the most passionate he's seen and he knows how much the club means to them.

 

Barring that it basically just sounded like Mark just had his arm round him going "I love you! *hic* You're my best mate!" :nufc:

 

I think the most interesting thing to come out of this is the fact Ashley and Mort were in Blu Bamboo!

 

Tight bastard, a bottle of Cristal costs about double that, if he had any style he would have been drinking that!

 

Saying that Mark and his mates were probably on Kaliber so they saved him a packet.

 

The Ronny Gill has the black bloke down as his "minder", bit racialist if you ask me.

 

They were drinking Cristal, fucking vile apparently :icon_lol:

I'm more amazed at the fact they had Cristal in Blu Bambu to flog in the 1st place !!! :icon_lol:

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A quick decision was then taken to modify our policy to allow only football club owners to wear their team's colours.

 

:lol:

 

Fucking hell, I can't believe he went to the Blu Bamboo. What next, the Pig and Whistle?

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Never douted it although Mark's idea of him only spending 320 quid on drinks was way out!

 

Hopefully this will become a weekly thing where Ashley drags Mort(ified) along to all the shite bars our city has to offer wearing a toon top, reduced Rockports from his Sports Soccer shop and Adidas tracky bottoms tucked into his socks!

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Never douted it although Mark's idea of him only spending 320 quid on drinks was way out!

 

Hopefully this will become a weekly thing where Ashley drags Mort(ified) along to all the shite bars our city has to offer wearing a toon top, reduced Rockports from his Sports Soccer shop and Adidas tracky bottoms tucked into his socks!

 

Mort looks like a right boring twat. Can't wait for Ashley to drag him into one of the topless bars.

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Movements

 

Chairman Chris Mort sighted at Teesside Airport on Friday morning by a couple of readers - reason unknown.

 

nufc.com

 

Catching a plane?

 

 

More likely to catch some sort of rabid disease from Teeside....

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Got the impression Mort was a bit boring tbh but he apparently took the mic of the DJ to announce who they were and that they were buying a round for everyone.

 

Mark must have been in the bogs hoying up after 2 cans of Kaliber when this went on cos there's nee mention of it in his description of the goings on that night.

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