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1 hour ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

Bandages!

 

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Loved braiding his hair too:

Andy Carroll - Hob Nob Anyone?

 

Also made of glass. It appears as though we have a type :lol: 

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14 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

I remember him scoring a pretty inconsequential goal (for us) against Cardiff that pretty much sent them down and he ran the entire length of the pitch to celebrate :lol: What a fuckwit

 

:lol: I think we were already 2-0 up when he scored, game was already decided, nothing to play for and they were getting relegated because of it. He looked like a FA cup finalist from the seventies or eighties scoring the winning goal. 

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Aye I think that’s the game there was an organised walkout that Steve Wraith’s lot knacked by changing the time :lol: 

 

It was hilarious, he went absolutely mental & the fixture was so inconsequential 

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43 minutes ago, Tom said:

Aye I think that’s the game there was an organised walkout that Steve Wraith’s lot knacked by changing the time :lol: 

 

It was hilarious, he went absolutely mental & the fixture was so inconsequential 

 

The Wraith part of this post.... :lol: I'd forgotten all about that.

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1 hour ago, OTF said:

 

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Fuck me, the second hand embarrassment I get every time I see or remember this spikes my blood pressure and I lose feeling in my fingers :lol: .. Has there ever been a more self-serving, annoying, please be my friend mr gangster cunt representing toon fans than Wraith?

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4 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

:lol: I think we were already 2-0 up when he scored, game was already decided, nothing to play for and they were getting relegated because of it. He looked like a FA cup finalist from the seventies or eighties scoring the winning goal. 

Yeah. I’m sure it was to put us 3-nowt up at the death. I think the only detail you may have missed is that it also marked the end of Carver’s spectacular run of 7 consecutive defeats (or whatever it was) as caretaker :lol: 

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8 minutes ago, Alex said:

Yeah. I’m sure it was to put us 3-nowt up at the death. I think the only detail you may have missed is that it also marked the end of Carver’s spectacular run of 7 consecutive defeats (or whatever it was) as caretaker :lol: 

That mother fucker. 

 

Even tried to insert himself into Jonas' statement celebration after he scored that goal against West Ham to ensure our survival.

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14 minutes ago, Alex said:

Yeah. I’m sure it was to put us 3-nowt up at the death. I think the only detail you may have missed is that it also marked the end of Carver’s spectacular run of 7 consecutive defeats (or whatever it was) as caretaker :lol: 

Pardew was still the manager for that game, wasn't he? I am sure Carver didn't become the interim manager until the season after.

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17 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Pardew was still the manager for that game, wasn't he? I am sure Carver didn't become the interim manager until the season after.

You’re right. I checked and it was pardew’s abysmal run that was ended 

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1 minute ago, Alex said:

You’re right. I checked and it was pardew’s abysmal run that was ended 

Carver's run was even worse tbf, I think Pardew lost 6 games on the bounce and this ended it, and Carver's was 8 games lost on the bounce :lol:

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3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

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Let's also not forget the time he tried to play politician as a tory and came last - in an election that included the BNP :lol:

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39 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Carver's run was even worse tbf, I think Pardew lost 6 games on the bounce and this ended it, and Carver's was 8 games lost on the bounce :lol:

 

Show some respect to the "best coach in the Premier League". His famous victory against West Ham will live long in the memory and his Liinkedin page. 

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2 minutes ago, Alex said:

Is there anything Wraith hasn’t shown himself to be an abject failure at? 

"The Grift"?

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1 minute ago, Alex said:

Is there anything Wraith hasn’t shown himself to be an abject failure at? 

 

"Steve - You've tried your hand at everything. Bouncer, Public Relations, journalist, podcaster, author, actor, politician, YouTuber, west end gangster fluffer, protester. Is there anything you can do?"

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2 minutes ago, The Fish said:

"The Grift"?

He's shite at that too. Recent history has shown that if he was any good at the grift he'd be being investigated for heinous sex crimes.

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Let’s not forget the time Wraith had  only just started up as a football agent and got a six month ban for signing a youth player (wouldn’t want to miss anything off his illustrious CV). 

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9 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

 

"Steve - You've tried your hand at everything. Bouncer, Public Relations, journalist, podcaster, author, actor, politician, YouTuber, west end gangster fluffer, protester. Is there anything you can do?"

 

Nonce?

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1 minute ago, Alex said:

Let’s not forget the time Wraith had  only just started up as a football agent and got a six month ban for signing a youth player (wouldn’t want to miss anything off his illustrious CV). 

I didn't know that but it's not in the least bit surprising.

 

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1 minute ago, ewerk said:

 

Nonce?

That will only come to light if he ever stops being shite at grifting*. See below:

 

9 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

He's shite at that too. Recent history has shown that if he was any good at the grift he'd be being investigated for heinous sex crimes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*But I have no doubt he's tried his hand at the owld diddling

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