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Basically me and the lads were out last night and we went to a certain bar (shock :unsure:)

 

and some lass for some reason punched me full on in the face hair pulling / etc. ;)

 

So about a second later the bouncers grabbed me and threw into the street...

 

I mean id never hit a girl i couldnt, but what wankers :icon_lol:

 

So people told the bouncers what happened so she got kicked out,

 

then proceeded to trip me out (somehow)

 

and kicked me in the face a few times, then the bouncers figured it out, wheey

 

She was a psycho, what a downer!

 

luckily she was so feeble i dont even have a bruise :icon_lol:

 

what would you do?

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I'm all for sexual equality......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....I'd have chinned her ! :unsure:

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Maybe due to your long hair she thought you we're a girl? If she was pissed its possible you looked like a lass who fucked her boyfriend and she thought you we're her so went for you.

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Once I was in a beer garden and a cat strolled up to the table. My mate picked it up and threw it against a wall, and some lass saw and was outraged. She came over and started punching him and making her mouth go. His face was a picture, he didn't know what to do with himself :unsure:

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Once I was in a beer garden and a cat strolled up to the table. My mate picked it up and threw it against a wall, and some lass saw and was outraged. She came over and started punching him and making her mouth go. His face was a picture, he didn't know what to do with himself :unsure:

 

Cath is going to be seething

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Once I was in a beer garden and a cat strolled up to the table. My mate picked it up and threw it against a wall, and some lass saw and was outraged. She came over and started punching him and making her mouth go. His face was a picture, he didn't know what to do with himself :unsure:

 

 

I would love an introduction to him. ;)

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Once I was in a beer garden and a cat strolled up to the table. My mate picked it up and threw it against a wall, and some lass saw and was outraged. She came over and started punching him and making her mouth go. His face was a picture, he didn't know what to do with himself :unsure:

 

Cath is going to be seething

 

Aye, what "carazee" mates he has...

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Once I was in a beer garden and a cat strolled up to the table. My mate picked it up and threw it against a wall, and some lass saw and was outraged. She came over and started punching him and making her mouth go. His face was a picture, he didn't know what to do with himself :unsure:

 

 

I would love an introduction to him. :icon_lol:

 

Scarey stuff, the big bad bald comedian dishing the threats out ;)

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Once I was in a beer garden and a cat strolled up to the table. My mate picked it up and threw it against a wall, and some lass saw and was outraged. She came over and started punching him and making her mouth go. His face was a picture, he didn't know what to do with himself :unsure:

 

 

I would love an introduction to him. :icon_lol:

 

Scarey stuff, the big bad bald comedian dishing the threats out ;)

 

Is Shinton bald like? Christ thats just made his jokes even more depressing/tragic. :angry::icon_lol:

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How much of a cunt must you be drinking with to make you want to throw a cat against a wall tbh? :unsure:

 

It gives an interesting insight into how big a prick this lad really is, all of suspicions have been confirmed!

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Once I was in a beer garden and a cat strolled up to the table. My mate picked it up and threw it against a wall, and some lass saw and was outraged. She came over and started punching him and making her mouth go. His face was a picture, he didn't know what to do with himself :unsure:

 

your mate's a cock

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Once I was in a beer garden and a cat strolled up to the table. My mate picked it up and threw it against a wall, and some lass saw and was outraged. She came over and started punching him and making her mouth go. His face was a picture, he didn't know what to do with himself :lol:

 

 

I would love an introduction to him. <_<

 

Scarey stuff, the big bad bald comedian dishing the threats out :o

 

 

We leave it at that for now <_<

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