Kid Dynamite 6101 Posted December 10, 2007 Author Share Posted December 10, 2007 Canny funny that a fair few would have missed the winner on Saturday. Fair enough if you're an OAP with a dodgy hip but what's everyone else's excuse? I can't understand it. Most of them leaving early are probably only going to the pub. I refuse to leave until the whistle goes like. £30 + a ticket im having every fucking second That's the thing, it fucking costs enough to go. Where have these people got to be so urgently at 5 o'clock on a Saturday afternoon? It amazes me like I can understand beating the rush but why not wait and then there wont be one What about the ones that turn up late, leave well before half-time so they don't have to queue for a pie/pint/piss then come back 5 mins after the second half has started. Funnily enough thats what this bloke does. hes lucky if he sees 70mins of any given match. On a similr theme, theres a bloke who comes in my local when we play away to watch it on telly. Hes got a big toon tattoo, the latest kit, Fs and Blinds all match talking about how much he loves the toon and owens shit, ameobis better etc.etc. Then if we are losing at half time he fucks off home and doesnt come back super fan or what! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevieintoon Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Canny funny that a fair few would have missed the winner on Saturday. Fair enough if you're an OAP with a dodgy hip but what's everyone else's excuse? I can't understand it. Most of them leaving early are probably only going to the pub. I refuse to leave until the whistle goes like. £30 + a ticket im having every fucking second That's the thing, it fucking costs enough to go. Where have these people got to be so urgently at 5 o'clock on a Saturday afternoon? It amazes me like I can understand beating the rush but why not wait and then there wont be one What about the ones that turn up late, leave well before half-time so they don't have to queue for a pie/pint/piss then come back 5 mins after the second half has started. That annoys the fuck out of me. Well I have to say I'm guilty of that, 42 minutes on the clock and I go down or there's no chance of a pint, I must say though well done to Mort, I donno what they've done this season but the queues are much better than they were in Level 7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevieintoon Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Living your life vicariously through other people wacky eh? I bet youre a right soft shit in real life too! Correct, but I'd still flatten you Oh give it up you cock muncher,Why do you and Sm think you run this place? What a load of shite. Me and Wacky might well be the only 2 posters on here worth reading but we are far from running this place. The fact that they dare not ask us to be mods or admin is testament to that. As for you my friend - fuck off you daft cunt. Btw, I can vouch for Wacky being soft as shite. But I'm rock, knock you's all out. not since I returned you aren't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6101 Posted December 11, 2007 Author Share Posted December 11, 2007 Canny funny that a fair few would have missed the winner on Saturday. Fair enough if you're an OAP with a dodgy hip but what's everyone else's excuse? I can't understand it. Most of them leaving early are probably only going to the pub. I refuse to leave until the whistle goes like. £30 + a ticket im having every fucking second That's the thing, it fucking costs enough to go. Where have these people got to be so urgently at 5 o'clock on a Saturday afternoon? It amazes me like I can understand beating the rush but why not wait and then there wont be one What about the ones that turn up late, leave well before half-time so they don't have to queue for a pie/pint/piss then come back 5 mins after the second half has started. That annoys the fuck out of me. Well I have to say I'm guilty of that, 42 minutes on the clock and I go down or there's no chance of a pint, I must say though well done to Mort, I donno what they've done this season but the queues are much better than they were in Level 7. In the leazes i can go down 5 mins before the 2nd half starts and get served in a couple of minutes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevieintoon Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Canny funny that a fair few would have missed the winner on Saturday. Fair enough if you're an OAP with a dodgy hip but what's everyone else's excuse? I can't understand it. Most of them leaving early are probably only going to the pub. I refuse to leave until the whistle goes like. £30 + a ticket im having every fucking second That's the thing, it fucking costs enough to go. Where have these people got to be so urgently at 5 o'clock on a Saturday afternoon? It amazes me like I can understand beating the rush but why not wait and then there wont be one What about the ones that turn up late, leave well before half-time so they don't have to queue for a pie/pint/piss then come back 5 mins after the second half has started. That annoys the fuck out of me. Well I have to say I'm guilty of that, 42 minutes on the clock and I go down or there's no chance of a pint, I must say though well done to Mort, I donno what they've done this season but the queues are much better than they were in Level 7. In the leazes i can go down 5 mins before the 2nd half starts and get served in a couple of minutes? Do you want a medal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35842 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Canny funny that a fair few would have missed the winner on Saturday. Fair enough if you're an OAP with a dodgy hip but what's everyone else's excuse? I can't understand it. Most of them leaving early are probably only going to the pub. I refuse to leave until the whistle goes like. £30 + a ticket im having every fucking second That's the thing, it fucking costs enough to go. Where have these people got to be so urgently at 5 o'clock on a Saturday afternoon? It amazes me like I can understand beating the rush but why not wait and then there wont be one What about the ones that turn up late, leave well before half-time so they don't have to queue for a pie/pint/piss then come back 5 mins after the second half has started. That annoys the fuck out of me. Well I have to say I'm guilty of that, 42 minutes on the clock and I go down or there's no chance of a pint, I must say though well done to Mort, I donno what they've done this season but the queues are much better than they were in Level 7. In the leazes i can go down 5 mins before the 2nd half starts and get served in a couple of minutes? Do you want a medal? I bet that wifey you were arguing with was pissing herself when you went mental about women/kids/people who wear glasses ( ) at the match and then fucked off before the half time whistle for your pint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevieintoon Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 (edited) Canny funny that a fair few would have missed the winner on Saturday. Fair enough if you're an OAP with a dodgy hip but what's everyone else's excuse? I can't understand it. Most of them leaving early are probably only going to the pub. I refuse to leave until the whistle goes like. £30 + a ticket im having every fucking second That's the thing, it fucking costs enough to go. Where have these people got to be so urgently at 5 o'clock on a Saturday afternoon? It amazes me like I can understand beating the rush but why not wait and then there wont be one What about the ones that turn up late, leave well before half-time so they don't have to queue for a pie/pint/piss then come back 5 mins after the second half has started. That annoys the fuck out of me. Well I have to say I'm guilty of that, 42 minutes on the clock and I go down or there's no chance of a pint, I must say though well done to Mort, I donno what they've done this season but the queues are much better than they were in Level 7. In the leazes i can go down 5 mins before the 2nd half starts and get served in a couple of minutes? Do you want a medal? I bet that wifey you were arguing with was pissing herself when you went mental about women/kids/people who wear glasses ( ) at the match and then fucked off before the half time whistle for your pint. She probably would have done if it wasn't in the second half that I lost my temper. In fact she wouldn't, I can't imagine her smiling. I don't want to with her big hair and chubby cheeks. Edited December 11, 2007 by stevieintoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smoggeordie 0 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 I normally forgo the pint of piss at half-time and take my hip flask. "Planning". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4292 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 I thought the title read "Nobs (Nobby's at the match) me too, I was expecting the joke to be something along the lines of "he's over there"*points and nobby in exec box* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Well I have to say I'm guilty of that, 42 minutes on the clock and I go down or there's no chance of a pint, I must say though well done to Mort, I donno what they've done this season but the queues are much better than they were in Level 7. In the leazes i can go down 5 mins before the 2nd half starts and get served in a couple of minutes? Well on Saturday I went down dead on half time (nae part time 42 min shite here ) had a wazz then joined the queue, they kicked off before I was handed me Bovril and I missed the first couple of minutes of the second half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6101 Posted December 11, 2007 Author Share Posted December 11, 2007 Canny funny that a fair few would have missed the winner on Saturday. Fair enough if you're an OAP with a dodgy hip but what's everyone else's excuse? I can't understand it. Most of them leaving early are probably only going to the pub. I refuse to leave until the whistle goes like. £30 + a ticket im having every fucking second That's the thing, it fucking costs enough to go. Where have these people got to be so urgently at 5 o'clock on a Saturday afternoon? It amazes me like I can understand beating the rush but why not wait and then there wont be one What about the ones that turn up late, leave well before half-time so they don't have to queue for a pie/pint/piss then come back 5 mins after the second half has started. That annoys the fuck out of me. Well I have to say I'm guilty of that, 42 minutes on the clock and I go down or there's no chance of a pint, I must say though well done to Mort, I donno what they've done this season but the queues are much better than they were in Level 7. In the leazes i can go down 5 mins before the 2nd half starts and get served in a couple of minutes? Do you want a medal? I bet that wifey you were arguing with was pissing herself when you went mental about women/kids/people who wear glasses ( ) at the match and then fucked off before the half time whistle for your pint. Superfan extraordinaire stevie! I dont want a medal. I was just saying your excuse for going down early is shit. We wait 3 or 4 weeks at a time for a home match that lasts all of 90 minutes, you can buy a drink any time before or after the match, but your still willing to miss a goal to get your plastic glass of piss water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevieintoon Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Superfan extraordinaire stevie! I dont want a medal. I was just saying your excuse for going down early is shit. We wait 3 or 4 weeks at a time for a home match that lasts all of 90 minutes, you can buy a drink any time before or after the match, but your still willing to miss a goal to get your plastic glass of piss water? How's it shit?? I don't miss a goal because I stand at the pump nearest the telly, if I don't go down I don't get served before the start of the second half USUALLY on a weekend, week games are much better. As Peasepud rightly pointed out, fans like you who go along once every few months and come out with shit like this haven't got a clue. Fuck off and support Blyth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Worst one for me was Villa home... The one where Shearer scored that cracking volley from a rob lee cross, i was still queing for a fucking bovril Young and naive` (caught it on the monitors like ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RlCO 0 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I've missed plenty of goals by clipping the end of the 1st half, but given the choice I can't see why anyone would want to stand the whole 15 and sometimes more in a queue. This way I can gat a piss, pie and pint and be back in my seat with plenty to spare. Plus you actually get a choice of pie too, rather than the least popular thing left. I've never left early at full time though, ever, even as I felt the frostbite eat my toes and knew I still had a 45 minute walk home in the snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2934 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I've missed plenty of goals by clipping the end of the 1st half, but given the choice I can't see why anyone would want to stand the whole 15 and sometimes more in a queue. This way I can gat a piss, pie and pint and be back in my seat with plenty to spare. Plus you actually get a choice of pie too, rather than the least popular thing left. I've never left early at full time though, ever, even as I felt the frostbite eat my toes and knew I still had a 45 minute walk home in the snow. I bet you live in a cardboard box and only have gravel to eat anarl? Luxury, luxury [/dodgyoldskit] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stevieintoon Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I've missed plenty of goals by clipping the end of the 1st half, but given the choice I can't see why anyone would want to stand the whole 15 and sometimes more in a queue. This way I can gat a piss, pie and pint and be back in my seat with plenty to spare. Plus you actually get a choice of pie too, rather than the least popular thing left. I've never left early at full time though, ever, even as I felt the frostbite eat my toes and knew I still had a 45 minute walk home in the snow. Move closer than Scotswood then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6101 Posted December 12, 2007 Author Share Posted December 12, 2007 Superfan extraordinaire stevie! I dont want a medal. I was just saying your excuse for going down early is shit. We wait 3 or 4 weeks at a time for a home match that lasts all of 90 minutes, you can buy a drink any time before or after the match, but your still willing to miss a goal to get your plastic glass of piss water? How's it shit?? I don't miss a goal because I stand at the pump nearest the telly, if I don't go down I don't get served before the start of the second half USUALLY on a weekend, week games are much better. As Peasepud rightly pointed out, fans like you who go along once every few months and come out with shit like this haven't got a clue. Fuck off and support Blyth. I have a season ticket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Why do you go for a drink at half-time? I thought you were teetotal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Why do you go for a drink at half-time? I thought you were teetotal. Tea being the answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I guessed tea or bovril like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 This is all pointless man lads. When I used to have a season ticket ( ) I used to eat pre kick off and drink after the gaem therefore negating the need for any half time fucking about in queues etc. You's need to sort your match routines out tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Only goals I've ever missed were when we played Everton a while back. My season ticket had a stub missing and I didn't notice till I got to the turnstile. Took me ages to sort it out at the box office and by the time I got in it was 1-1, with Everton scoring to make it 2-1 just I came up the stairs. The turnstiles were actaully shut and I had to bang on the exit doors for one of the stewards to let me in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Only goals I've ever missed were when we played Everton a while back. My season ticket had a stub missing and I didn't notice till I got to the turnstile. Took me ages to sort it out at the box office and by the time I got in it was 1-1, with Everton scoring to make it 2-1 just I came up the stairs. The turnstiles were actaully shut and I had to bang on the exit doors for one of the stewards to let me in. That mental image is cracking me up of Lil Dave asking the man to let him in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6101 Posted December 12, 2007 Author Share Posted December 12, 2007 Why do you go for a drink at half-time? I thought you were teetotal. A Bottle of water and a mars bar do me I like to see the half time highlights too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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