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To be fair like one flight of stairs is taking the piss but........if you sat in Level 7 fat bastard or not, you would understand why people feign limps to get the lift.

 

It's all right for old people to be using the lift to L7 like :blush:

 

We had to fucking leg it on Saturday all the way up those fuckers and we still missed kick off.

 

Fucking knackered

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I never go in a lift. Always take the stairs no matter how many floors. Not because of my fitness but because I can't bear to be shut in a lift!

 

Just hold my hand. You'll be alright, I promise :razz:

 

I expect you'd try and take my mind off my fear wouldn't you Snakey? :blush:

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I never go in a lift. Always take the stairs no matter how many floors. Not because of my fitness but because I can't bear to be shut in a lift!

 

Just hold my hand. You'll be alright, I promise :razz:

 

I expect you'd try and take my mind off my fear wouldn't you Snakey? :blush:

 

No problem, Bev, no flippin' problem! Once the charm starts, you'd forget all about your worries :):D:D

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There's a few lazy bastards like this at my work - of course if it stops on one floor and there's a delivery guy or the office junior with a trolley or a load of boxes or something, you can guarantee none of them will even consider getting out and walking one more flight, instead making them wait for the next one.

 

I never get the lift and I find it hilarious when people get stuck in it because they were too lazy to climb (or even worse, descend) one flight of stairs. Karmatastic.

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To be fair like one flight of stairs is taking the piss but........if you sat in Level 7 fat bastard or not, you would understand why people feign limps to get the lift.

 

 

When I was on crutches a year or so back, I was due up in level 7 and the steward offered me the lift, but said my lass had to take the stairs! I laughed in his face, but he was deadly serious!

 

I took the stairs.

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Want fucking shot imo.

 

Loads of these twats where I work, the worst being those fat bastards who do it under the guise of having a hot drink they think they'll spill if they take the stairs and have to broadcast it to everyone in the lift to make themselves feel better.

 

Lazy bastards!

 

I tend to only take the lift if I have to move a trolley-load of equipment between floors...

 

That said, I've lost count of the amount of times H&S have given me a mouthfull for carrying drinks on the stairs - can't win in this day and age :blush:

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