Guest alex Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Gas barriers do make good sledges like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 One of my pet hates is the way lots of the lasses cuddle people they saw yesterday and don't know very well anyway as though they were their long-lost sister or something. False as fuck man. Plus, I reckon any non-students living in Newcastle should be issued with a cattle prod while walking down Northumberland Street. 40214[/snapback] Soap dodging, pizza eating bastards the lot of them. Spend the thick end of three quid in the corner shop and put it on their card whilst i stand for what seems like an eternity behind them, while my 8 cans of Stella oot the fridge freeze my fucking mitts off. Go to the cash machine you cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18173 Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 One of my pet hates is the way lots of the lasses cuddle people they saw yesterday and don't know very well anyway as though they were their long-lost sister or something. False as fuck man. Plus, I reckon any non-students living in Newcastle should be issued with a cattle prod while walking down Northumberland Street. 40214[/snapback] Soap dodging, pizza eating bastards the lot of them. Spend the thick end of three quid in the corner shop and put it on their card whilst i stand for what seems like an eternity behind them, while my 8 cans of Stella oot the fridge freeze my fucking mitts off. Go to the cash machine you cunts. 40243[/snapback] True! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavey Davey 0 Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 In their defence, some of the lasses are canny fit though 40239[/snapback] Yes, they are. Then you hear them speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 One of my pet hates is the way lots of the lasses cuddle people they saw yesterday and don't know very well anyway as though they were their long-lost sister or something. False as fuck man. Plus, I reckon any non-students living in Newcastle should be issued with a cattle prod while walking down Northumberland Street. 40214[/snapback] Soap dodging, pizza eating bastards the lot of them. Spend the thick end of three quid in the corner shop and put it on their card whilst i stand for what seems like an eternity behind them, while my 8 cans of Stella oot the fridge freeze my fucking mitts off. Go to the cash machine you cunts. 40243[/snapback] I knew you would like them, Heaton's crawling with the bastards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35874 Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 One of my pet hates is the way lots of the lasses cuddle people they saw yesterday and don't know very well anyway as though they were their long-lost sister or something. False as fuck man. Plus, I reckon any non-students living in Newcastle should be issued with a cattle prod while walking down Northumberland Street. 40214[/snapback] They all used to do the *mwah.....mwah* airkiss thing on my course. Every day. When I know for a fact that they were in lectures with the same people the day before. I just used to sit there consumed by a psycopathic desire to hurt them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Kirkey 0 Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 I love the story I read once about students and traffic cones. Can't remember from where, but some workmen had been busy on the roads and coned off the bit with a hole in it. Was on the route of some students coming back from the pub, and they regularly used to boot them all over. Unfortunatley for one of them the workmen had left one cone over a concrete traffic bollard and that kicker got a broken foot for his trouble. Would like to think it's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 So, everyone likes them then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Kirkey 0 Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 So, everyone likes them then? 40253[/snapback] One thing you'll never hear one of them say, 'No that's ok, as an undergraduate student I'm happy to pay full price.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 The Ra's on my course were funny like. I remember one being really upset in the canteen and her mate asking what was wrong. 'Daddies cut my weekly allowance to £200' Dear God, how will you cope! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18173 Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 The Ra's on my course were funny like. I remember one being really upset in the canteen and her mate asking what was wrong. 'Daddies cut my weekly allowance to £200' Dear God, how will you cope! 40256[/snapback] That would have to last me a whole term. I had to work for anything extra. Rich bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35874 Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 I hated working on student night when I worked in Bliss. It was always a quid a bottle because it was student nights and the little twats would get their NUS cards out and ask for a discount. On a quid. Wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 So, everyone likes them then? 40253[/snapback] Used to live in 2nd Ave, Heaton, thats the one the Chilly's on. Over my short time living there i developed a serious hatred for them due to the noise they'd make when passing my living room window, ended up having quite a few skirmishes with the rugby top wearing variety of which i always came out on top, thanks to my more than helpful Bull Terrier. Funnily enough they seemed to go the long way home after that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Kirkey 0 Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 The Ra's on my course were funny like. I remember one being really upset in the canteen and her mate asking what was wrong. 'Daddies cut my weekly allowance to £200' Dear God, how will you cope! 40256[/snapback] She'd have to cut it back to just one night on Osborne Road I reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 tbh PS all this intolerance is lending an awful lot of credence to AF's allegations about the dated and prejudiced attitudes of Geordies. PPS, Geordie Fish (who's not here to defend himself) is, I imagine, the living embodiment of all of the various student caricatures described herein. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 My sister lived in a whole street of the bastids in Heaton and worked as a bar manager. So she hates them even more than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 They cry poverty - get a fucking part time job then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18173 Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 tbh PS all this intolerance is lending an awful lot of credence to AF's allegations about the dated and prejudiced attitudes of Geordies. PPS, Geordie Fish (who's not here to defend himself) is, I imagine, the living embodiment of all of the various student caricatures described herein. 40262[/snapback] At a lecture or still in bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 tbh PS all this intolerance is lending an awful lot of credence to AF's allegations about the dated and prejudiced attitudes of Geordies. PPS, Geordie Fish (who's not here to defend himself) is, I imagine, the living embodiment of all of the various student caricatures described herein. 40262[/snapback] At a lecture or still in bed? 40265[/snapback] Not in the shower, thats for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 They cry poverty - get a fucking part time job then! 40264[/snapback] Or get on the game as from what i hear all they do is shag each other anyway, might as well kill two birds with one stone. There's a few in my street i wouldn't mind sawing in half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35874 Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 I saw this student in the Trent once. He knocked a lightbulb off the light fitting and stuffed it down the pocket in the pool table, knackering it in the process. Pissed the bar staff off good and proper. Then on his way down the street when he left he started a fight with some poor bugger's wing mirror. He was from Belfast, I believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 I saw this student in the Trent once. He knocked a lightbulb off the light fitting and stuffed it down the pocket in the pool table, knackering it in the process. Pissed the bar staff off good and proper. Then on his way down the street when he left he started a fight with some poor bugger's wing mirror. He was from Belfast, I believe. 40269[/snapback] Scum. Sub-human scum, tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Students are unpopular throughout the country though. And I agree about GF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 They cry poverty - get a fucking part time job then! 40264[/snapback] Or get on the game as from what i hear all they do is shag each other anyway, might as well kill two birds with one stone. There's a few in my street i wouldn't mind sawing in half. 40268[/snapback] Is that before or after you've shagged them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35874 Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 I saw this student in the Trent once. He knocked a lightbulb off the light fitting and stuffed it down the pocket in the pool table, knackering it in the process. Pissed the bar staff off good and proper. Then on his way down the street when he left he started a fight with some poor bugger's wing mirror. He was from Belfast, I believe. 40269[/snapback] Scum. Sub-human scum, tbh. 40271[/snapback] Sub-human scum so he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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